[commanderchrist-deactivated2017]

Fuck small talk.  Let’s talk about how your day was, the weather, or the big game last night.

[1d1]

cover letters suck but thank god i will never have to write another personal statement. like what the fuck was that about

[1d1]

substack is like if you told normal people off the street they have one chance to ignite circa 2013 tumblr discourse and if they dont succeed theylll die and also added a way to monetize it

[1d1]

how is it possible to just have random days where im incomprehensibly ugly and then look human the next

[1d1]

as much as i think biglaw firms will take essentially any client with money and therefore are about as divorced from any analysis of general morality you can apply i still think hiring bakerhostetler of all biglaw firms as a climate activist is not something i would do personally just in terms of optics

[1d1]

i think my medication might be dissolving my joints or something

[1d1]

i think my medication might be dissolving my joints or something

[1d1]

i just got another raise which is scary what do they need me to do now

[penandinkprincess]

truly an honor and a privilege getting to witness everyone's first time in public ever every single time i go grocery shopping

[1d1]

my disgusting psyllium husk and collagen water vs my gag reflex

[holefoodsmarket]

texting back “hey what’s up” then going to bed

[1d1]

love being insane

[labcorp]

below average penis please

[1d1]

i wish there was a website or (sigh) an app where you could put events you're interested in and your friends (not strangers) could tell you if they would also be interested. but unfortunately i think itd mostly be used by horrible awful people

[1d1]

i got a new swimsuit however i feel a little #sick today

[1d1]

i dont think realism is inherently kitsch. but applying the belief that realism is inherently kitsch to your art criticism is kitsch but only if someone actually reads it. and honestly if you're critiquing realism on the merits of the content instead of the technique they probably aren't.

[tire-deyes]

Oh fuck Pride month is in a week. I gotta start having gay sex again