Got my ass kicked by work the past few weeks and excited to get my ass kicked some more :^)
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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Got my ass kicked by work the past few weeks and excited to get my ass kicked some more :^)
Piracy is a “victimless crime”? Idk i was kinda hoping there would be a victim. I want the mouse dead
its not immoral to be ugly its not immoral to be ugly its not immoral to be ugly
-> listening to a jaunty country style song -> hear the lyrics wrong -> pause. frown. go back a few seconds to relisten -> hears the same fucked up lyrics -> check the actual lyrics to see what it ACTUALLY says
-> oh!
your revulva....
Paper Magazine ad, September 2002
babooshka, babooshka, babooshka
When I was a child, I had the distinct feeling I wasn’t like other girls. Not in a misogynistic quirky way, I had a difficult time fitting in with my peers and it caused me a great deal of consternation. It as very difficult to articulate what was different and I would lay awake at night wondering why what the fuck was wrong with me. Then I realized I wasn’t like other girls because I wasn’t a girl.
The christian family in these memes (which are absolutely all over facebook these days) genuinely do always look miserable. Who the fuck is relating to these stock mormon farm cultists. That is a couple who made love only once in pitch darkness with bags on their heads then celebrated the pregnancy with a feast of uncooked potatoes and warm tapwater. The baby seems intrigued though. Maybe only by the bottle of pills??
Could not leave this in the tags <3
every conversation on here increasingly feeling like this tweet
This is the only tiktok where the automated voice actually adds to the cinematic experience
freedom
This is absolutely what a cats internal monologue is like <3
Actually Ive decided to be angry now
“Full Metal Tie” by Deepti Barth ⛓️ Boardroom chainmail that clinks when you walk.
Inde Navarette as Nikki Obsession (2026)
"what if someone regrets transitioning" if you are 18 or over in free country usa you can walk into any tattoo parlor and ask for a tattoo that will be on your body forever and ever and ever and they will give it to you with the understanding that if you dont like the result or you regret it later that's your fucking problem and not theirs
and now that i’m officially moved out: fuck maryland, the state flag is ugly and the mass obsession with it is cringe as hell. rally behind something else why don’t you.
I looked up the flag, why does it look like a warning sign for radiation and a children's hospital had a kid
and when i tell you it’s on Everything.
license plates. shorts. towels. kitchen utensils. koozies. socks. shirts. magnets. bottle openers. planes. bags. nothing is safe from the maryland state flag.
like why.