Watch Me Do Me

My name is Kyles. you can call me Kyles. Ok? I'm a guy Directioner. I love talking to people, especially Rachel an awesome home-schooled ginger who convinced me she was British. So yeh. HIT UP MY ASK BOX YO LETS MAKE DAT CONVO Oh & I love Megan. She is perfect doN'T YOU QUESTION MY LOGIC ^^

[itslatingirl]

[lordcheshire]

Harry is literally perfectly balanced. He is manly yet childish and serious but fun and sexy but cute and gentle but strong and his singing voice is raspy but it can be sweet like butter and he makes me wanna hug him yet make out with him and I really do not know how this can all be how can someone be 18 years old and literally be perfect how

how

how

how

how

[amigas-por-acaso]

[isabella-fiori]

i don’t even really want to go to college i just want to move to chicago or new york and work in some bookstore or a coffee shop and go to bars and drink and have sex with attractive strangers and buy all my clothes from thrift shops and take pictures and people watch and have a nice little apartment with brick walls and wood floors and a record player

[fasterfood]

wait. if they make “internet addiction” a real disorder. does that mean you can call in sick to school because your internet addiction is acting up again. and just stay online all day???

[pissybrat-deactivated20150707]

oh my god you fucking genius

[fasterfood]

wait. if they make “internet addiction” a real disorder. does that mean you can call in sick to school because your internet addiction is acting up again. and just stay online all day???

[pissybrat-deactivated20150707]

oh my god you fucking genius

[unterrible]

[knightpecutie]

sometimes my twelve year old little sister will go on club penguin and trick a bunch of girls that she’s a guy and she’ll make them think they’re dating and then she’ll have them all meet her in the same place at the same time and watch them get into catfights about who’s boyfriend she is and thats how my little sister became a cross-dressing evil mastermind pimp on club penguin

[burning-wings-of-castiel-blog]

[mrshudsontookmyskull-blog]

never not reblog superwholock

Not only Superwholock

but Superwholock that SAID THE THING

[thecosmicowl]

[1dforme-guy1der-blog]

Being sick in Elementary: Yay home from school chicken noodle soup and movies

Being sick in high school: OH MY GOSH I'M GOING TO MISS A MATH NOTE AND THEN GET BEHIND IN ENGLISH AND THEN I'LL HAVE LATE MARKS OFF MY PRESENTATION AND I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL BECAUSE I'M GOING TO FAIL EVERYTHING AND DIE ALONE UNEDUCATED AND OLD AND NOT KNOWING HOW TO GRAPH A PARABOLA

[lindsaychrist]

[mockingjayraisedfromperdition-d]

i know it’s hard for guys of today to undo bras but like think about teenagers in the 1860s like okay we can totally fuck but first you’ve got to go through a row of buttons two petticoats a wire hoop a camisole and a corset so really its a lot easier

[fuck-yeahpickuplines]

[thegayyestonee]

[yyunglame]

vegetarians: would you eat meat if your life depended on it?

maybe if your life was…at steak?

[yyunglame]

this is fucking gold okay

[thebraavosi]

That thing that cats do that when they are being controlled by satan.

[thebraavosi]