So what?

Demitri, 27, currently residing in TX.

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[findsomethingtofightfor]

[insufficiently-advanced]

ok this is a poignant visual metaphor tho

[leatherlavender]

this image made me quit my job.

I remember the first time I saw it, i stared at it for several minutes until I finally just started crying. It made me resolve to leave, and I turned in my resignation about a month later.

[ashfae]

This is your reminder that if life keeps throwing you lemons you are not morally obligated to make lemonade from them. You can duck, or catch them in a trash can, or get a baseball bat and slam those fuckers into the stratosphere.

[lobodascolinas-deactivated20150]

[ninoport]

WOW

[supamuthafuckinvillain]

I’m pretty sure you’ve reached Legendary Status when the God of Skating, Tony Hawk looses his shit

[eveltal-deactivated20151217]

That’s literally the move Christ Air from the first tony hawk pro skater game

[nosdrinker]

HE REALLY DID IT

[tuesdaey]

holy

FUCKING SHIT

[rilgon]

so wait

someone literally had the balls of vibranium it takes to attempt christ air

in front of Tony Hawk

AND STUCK IT

jfc

[comic-canary]

Tony Hawk literally says “Are you kidding me” because that move from the video game is a made up move that know one thought would be humanly possible

[adulthoodisokay]

i’m so glad to finally have context for one of my fav reaction gifs

[theblackparadeisdead]

I was meant to be a character in a low budget horror movie in 2005 wearing a short sleeved shirt over a long sleeved shirt to signify to the audience that I am an enjoyer of music

[machine-saint]

a funny side effect of the idea that e.g. rich people should pay proportionately bigger fines is that setting fines as a fraction of income or wealth would mean that local authorities would then have a massive incentive to hassle them over the most minor shit possible

[machine-saint]

not that I think that would necessarily be good but it would be funny

[pajamasecrets]

Keanu, when asked what sort of girls he likes. 1994.

[cinemaocd]

Big Breakfast: What sort of girls do you like?

Keanu: Oh man…*holds face in hands* *repeats question* they’re all angels.

Big Breakfast: really? And are you single at the moment?

Keanu: Yeah…*howls softly like a sad dog*

[melynnwaters]

[itscalledfashionlookitup]

[echarping]

I want everyone to know that this was taken by a white male.

[itscalledfashionlookitup]

yes unfortunately i am indeed a white male

[itscalledfashionlookitup]

for now

[werecreature-addicted]

maybe I'm just a little freak who likes body hair too much but I do find it annoying when people draw werewolves in a human form and they're like... clean-shaven pretty boys. If any man should look like something you pulled out of the fucking drain it should be a werewolf. A little body hair isn't going to bite you I promise. I don't know a ton about art to be fair but I'm 90% sure you can draw him with dirt under his nails and you won't throw up.

[memeuplift]

[mamalibra]

Here’s to 2023, a year of as many little courageous kindnesses as possible. ♥️

[fluffingfloofs]

To a year of kindness in 2024

[curioscurio]

i'll do it for sam

[frostmantle]

the more things change

[curioscurio]

[sapphling]

the typical transphobic talking point of "oh so if the person you're having sex with decides they're transgender during, does that make it gay/straight sex huh????" is stupid for the obvious reasons but also because if somebody transed their gender while they were inside me that would fucking rule. keep me guessing babe

[bittergourdsoup-deactivated2024]

i am chronically online but not in a way that others recognise unless they are also an active tumblr user in the year 2023 🫡

[dorothygale]

[adventures-in-poor-planning]

tags from @umamidjezhda because LITERALLY

[junkfoodcinemas]

JASON X (2001) dir. James Isaac

[groake]

only 16 days left of hockey

[groake]

only 15 days left of hockey

[groake]

ONLY 14 days left of hockey

[laurelindorenan]

I love how different forms of art are all obsessed with each other. A book tries to capture the feeling of music, a painting tries to depict a scene in a book, a song tries to paint a picture. And it's always insufficient. No single form of art can encapsulate another form of art and capture the essence of it – but it tries, and its attempts are impossibly compelling. All the forms of art are in love with each other and spend so much time trying to express what makes the other kinds of art so lovely.

[chisecco]

"we need weirder queers" you guys couldnt even handle asexual people in 2016 (and probably still cant handle them)

[arctic-hands]

When I was a teenager and still on Neopets I was part of a pretty big Star Trek guild and eventually became part of its council, with the solemn duty of creating weekly polls. Well one day I created the poll "Which would win in a fight? Borg Cube or Death Star?". Naturally, since this was a Star Trek guild, the answer was overwhelmingly "Borg Cube", but someone did have the rationality to point out we were biased.

So I look up a pretty prominent Star Wars guild and message one of their council and ask them to poll the same question and get back to me in a week. They do, and naturally the fuckin geeks said "Death Star".

So then I look up a Stargate guild and messaged the lead council member, saying the same thing, and they get back to me almost immediately saying that the Death Star would immediately one-shot a Borg Cube but they would never be able to do it again to another Cube. And I took that wisdom back to my guild and we were mollified, and for one moment the Nerd World was peaceful.

[evilsoup]

[blathersoup]

ncuti doctor is so slut. no trousers and nobody mentions it cos it is on brand. gives a good speech then tells everyone to get the fuck out. no major changes to the TARDIS but adds a jukebox. dominates the dancefloor. meets his next companion at the club. babygirl.