RAGGLE FRAGGLE

not much here except 4 u reading this :3

[itsapmseymour]

Alright lets cut to the chase, we all want a third installment of this,

gimme the goddamn tits right now.

I like your moxie

Check out this sweet one grinding

[itsapmseymour]

Take your pick soldier

[blaxolt]

THE MELONS!

[itsapmseymour]

Hm… melons…and the text is in blue…

I GOT IT

YOU WANT BLUE MELONS!

[pyramidhead527]

Please, we need the giant m i l k e r s

[itsapmseymour]

Look, I’m not gonna ask questions.

[cryptidnamedhabit]

we need the big fat H O N K E R S

[itsapmseymour]

This is surely a Honker

[rose-the-witch1]

may we please have the knockers,,

[itsapmseymour]

Straight from the labyrinth itself, heard there is some really good chests inside

[violet-hady]

Show us the chests.

[itsapmseymour]

Oh… very well. Lemme just…

Oh son of a bitch.

Someone pulled them into the ocean…

[an-ace-rabbit]

OOOOhhh okay

This may have been a mistake

[itsapmseymour]

Don’t panic, just keep an eye out for a talking fish

[hyde-the-toad-bard]

Holy shit is that the Titanic?

[itsapmseymour]

What, that thing up ahead-

OH GOD OH FUCK-

[nocaffeineforlevi]

BAHAHAHA. Now seriously. The boobies.

[itsapmseymour]

Alright fine

[vladguy]

Great boobs!

But what about tummy?

[itsapmseymour]

Don’t push it Vlad

[1huskyboi]

one step at a time. we got-a da booba, and dast ish gewd enough

[writing-prompt-s]

Everyone always jokes that cats are jerks. Yours especially seems to be a little punk. But when the animals all suddenly gain the ability to talk, you’re surprised to find that your cat is actually quite wholesome and kind.

[1huskyboi]

my black cat, Shade, welcoming me home: DADDYYYYYY!!!

me: *screaming internally with joy*

[writing-prompt-s]

“Gods, you humans really grind up plants to use for potions, and even food? Disgusting, how would you feel if I used ground up bones?” “The same. I mean, we do that too.”

[1huskyboi]

Elven wizard, perplexed by this revelation: wait u w0t????

[writing-prompt-s]

"Whomsoever steals from a dragon’s horde is cursed to turn into a dragon." A desperate, undefended village under threat by an invading king’s army weaponizes this curse by having all the villagers steal something from a nearby slumbering dragon’s horde.

[1huskyboi]

Dragon, waking up to see the villagers stealing its horde: ........why?

Villager: An army is about to invade and we need to protect ourselves!!

Dragon: ......Y'all do know that if you bring me meat and whatever gold you dig up, I could protect your village, right?

Villager: But that'd take too loooooooooong ;-;

Dragon: JUSTGOANDGETSOMEMEATANDGOLDALREADY!!!!! >8C

Villagers: OKAYOKAYOKAY!!!!! O-O''''''

[1huskyboi]

Saw this on Instagram, had to share it cuz it had me dyin' for about 10 minutes straight. plus, the comment with the gas company had me goin' too

[itsapmseymour]

Okay but if you made a Zelda game what would it be like? Pitch that shiz.

Alright here’s features I would love in the next one

1.) Keep the open world aspect, but add difficultly areas that would be easier to traverse with particular item

2.) Elemental Temples with classic puzzle solving, at least 6-8 of them, can be cleared in any order, but story progression is triggered by each temple cleared, nothing story wise gets repeated to you.

3.) Bring the arsenal of items back, clawshot/hookshot can be used to give you a head start in climbing, multi-set of bombs for specific regions or climates. Digging claws to go through soft soil. Diving gear to explore river or ocean depths.

4.) Stamina in the overworld is treated by Elden ring or Wuwa rules, it only triggers when in Combat, scaling a wall, or using glider. Running around the world passively doesn’t trigger it.

5.) Mixture of the green tunic with the style choices Breath and Tears brought with it for his default attire

6.) Pieces of heart back, and recovery hearts in the overworld. Food is limited to by a hunger meter, once Link is full, you’re on a cooldown from using dishes.

7.) Weapon durability overhaul, rusty or basic weapons will shatter on use, unique ones require a challenge to find, don’t permanently break, and can be repaired by either Link or Blacksmith.

[itsapmseymour]

Oh and the most important thing

The Zoras will remain hot.

[itsapmseymour]

Yknow what, I like your Moxie

Gerudo, 6x as hot, and taller, they will hoist Link up like a ragdoll

Goron, 10x as Hot, bulkier, enough to make Bears look like twinks

Sheikah, very hot, but you will never see it unless you remove their cowls-

[guygirlwhatever]

Will this hypothetical Zelda game feature a magic instrument?

[itsapmseymour]

Yes actually, the one thing I missed was Link being essentially a bard

Give that boy a damn Lyre this time around

[1huskyboi]

Now, here be MY question

Will there be a new antagonist in this Zelda game you's cookin' up? and if there WILL be, then what would they be like?

[itsapmseymour]

It would likely be someone adjacent to Yuga or Vaati,

Keeping the “Demise Cycle” curse true to Zelda lore, but not Ganon or Dragmire.

[1huskyboi]

would a "Harbinger For Rebirth" kinda villain work for the Demise Cycle?

[itsapmseymour]

Okay but if you made a Zelda game what would it be like? Pitch that shiz.

Alright here’s features I would love in the next one

1.) Keep the open world aspect, but add difficultly areas that would be easier to traverse with particular item

2.) Elemental Temples with classic puzzle solving, at least 6-8 of them, can be cleared in any order, but story progression is triggered by each temple cleared, nothing story wise gets repeated to you.

3.) Bring the arsenal of items back, clawshot/hookshot can be used to give you a head start in climbing, multi-set of bombs for specific regions or climates. Digging claws to go through soft soil. Diving gear to explore river or ocean depths.

4.) Stamina in the overworld is treated by Elden ring or Wuwa rules, it only triggers when in Combat, scaling a wall, or using glider. Running around the world passively doesn’t trigger it.

5.) Mixture of the green tunic with the style choices Breath and Tears brought with it for his default attire

6.) Pieces of heart back, and recovery hearts in the overworld. Food is limited to by a hunger meter, once Link is full, you’re on a cooldown from using dishes.

7.) Weapon durability overhaul, rusty or basic weapons will shatter on use, unique ones require a challenge to find, don’t permanently break, and can be repaired by either Link or Blacksmith.

[itsapmseymour]

Oh and the most important thing

The Zoras will remain hot.

[itsapmseymour]

Yknow what, I like your Moxie

Gerudo, 6x as hot, and taller, they will hoist Link up like a ragdoll

Goron, 10x as Hot, bulkier, enough to make Bears look like twinks

Sheikah, very hot, but you will never see it unless you remove their cowls-

[guygirlwhatever]

Will this hypothetical Zelda game feature a magic instrument?

[itsapmseymour]

Yes actually, the one thing I missed was Link being essentially a bard

Give that boy a damn Lyre this time around

[1huskyboi]

Now, here be MY question

Will there be a new antagonist in this Zelda game you's cookin' up? and if there WILL be, then what would they be like?

[itsapmseymour]

It’s been [0] days since a character I designed got compared to an existing popular media character

[1huskyboi]

I just know some mfer is gonna be like "WeLL If yOu DON't yOUr cHarACtErS To bE CoMPaREd tO SOmE OTheR pOPuLaR cHAraCteR, thEN Don'T DrAw ThEM LIke tHeM TheN"

[odd-maid3n]

[1huskyboi]

vegans will see this and make a whole-ass narrative of it

[itsapmseymour]

I know you said you haven't played Zenless Zone Zero, but i just wanna show ya something that you MIGHT (keyword: MIGHT) have seen already

BEHOLD WITH YOUR OCULAR ORGANS!!!!! a danger bnnuy :3

AND SHE HAS BIG SWORD??

sold

[1huskyboi]

oh, if you thought she was cool already, wait until you see this

(not official, by the way)

[itsapmseymour]

Love your work. Do you ever re read any posts or re clip them into other videos?

Most rereads happen because I forget that I did them like 5 years ago lol

Except iconic shit like Randy’s Sticks

[1huskyboi]

RANDY, YOUR STIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[itsapmseymour]

I noticed you and the uwu-ifier had a battle. Did you win, or were you uwu-ified?

We may never knowowo

[1huskyboi]

AH SHIT HE GOT UWUFICATED!!!! QUICK, GET THE CRUCIFIX!!!!

[no-i-will-not-explain]

c-uwu-cifix…

[1huskyboi]

[itsapmseymour]

I noticed you and the uwu-ifier had a battle. Did you win, or were you uwu-ified?

We may never knowowo

[1huskyboi]

AH SHIT HE GOT UWUFICATED!!!! QUICK, GET THE CRUCIFIX!!!!

[itsapmseymour]

The brainworm won

[1huskyboi]

[1huskyboi]

Soooooooooo.......found myself going down a rabbit hole...

and THIS POST (plus that comment on it) on Twitter-Not-Calling-It-X is what started it all

I asked the user for context and they mentioned the name "Keyaru", and out of habit, i looked this name up, and learned about an anime called "Redo of Healer". I read about what happened to him, why he became the way he is, and to protect your virgin sanity, I will remain silent about it.......good god

[robosnom]

*pulls out my laser light and shines it on the floor in front of robosnom*

. 』』0】_]_]_\ th3 d0t?

』.』^】_]_]_\ g0t 1t!

[1huskyboi]

*the dot moves suddenly*

[robosnom]

』』0】_]_]_\ Wh3r3 d.1d 1t-

T6lk1ng 1n fr0nt 0f m.ys3lf s0 1... 』』▪︎】_]_]_\

G0tch6! Th3 d0t 1s 』.』▪︎】_]_]_\ m1n3 6g61n!

[1huskyboi]

*i give the robosnom headpats* ^^

[robosnom]

*pulls out my laser light and shines it on the floor in front of robosnom*

. 』』0】_]_]_\ th3 d0t?

』.』^】_]_]_\ g0t 1t!

[1huskyboi]

*the dot moves suddenly*