,[ "WHEN YOU GOT UP MONDAY MORNING FOR SCHOOL: "IT WAS JUST ANOTHER DAY RIGHT"? "WELL GUESS AGAIN; "CAUSE JUST BEFORE YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO GET ON YOUR BUS TO SCHOOL: "YOU SEEN SOMETHING,"AND THEN YOU WALKED TO SCHOOL INSTEAD"! [ "YOU WERE WEARING BABY DIAPERS,"AND BABY PLASTIC PANTS"! ] "SO YOU DID'NT WANT ANYBODY ON THE BUS NOTICE THAT YOU WERE WEARING THEM"! [ "AND THEN YOU GOT TO SCHOOL AFTER THE BUS ARRIVED 1st; "AND THEN YOUR CLASSMATES ASKED YOU WHY YOU WALKED TO FOR"! ] "YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL US WHY ( SNICKER,"SNICKER,"SNICKER ) "WE CAN SEE WHY; "YOUR A BABY,"AND YOUR WEARING DIAPERS,"AND PLASTIC PANTS"! ( "ABOUT 8:30 A.M. THAT MORNING: "YOU GET UP TO GO TO THE BATHROOM; "YOU GOTTA GO REALLY BAD; "BUT YOU CAN'T CAUSE ALL OF THOSE BABY DIAPERS,"AND THOSE BABY PLASTIC PANTS YOUR WEARING ON OVER THEM"! ) "SO YOU GO BACK TO CLASS,"AND EVERYBODY IS LAUGHING AND MAKING FUN OF YOU"! { "ALL OF A SUDDEN : "YOU COULD'NT HOLD IT ANYMORE"! "AND OUT CAME ALL OF THE PEE WATER AFTER YOU DRANK A WHOLE QUART OF ORANGE JUICE BEFORE YOU WALKED TO SCHOOL"! } "AND THEN ALL OF YOUR DIAPERS BEGAN SAGGING INSIDE YOUR PLASTIC PANTS; "AND THEN YOUR PLASTIC PANTS DREW UP AROUND YOUR LEGS,"AND THEY WERE PINCHING AND STINGING YOUR LEGS"! [ "WHOA: "HOW HUMILIATING COULD IT POSSIBLY GET"? ] "YOUR LEGS START SPREADING APART,"AND EVERYBODY IN THE CLASS HEARS YOUR PLASTIC PANTS CRINKLING REAL LOUD,"AND THEY HEAR YOUR DIAPER PINS BUCKLE INSIDE YOUR PLASTIC PANTS"! "ADD INSULT TO INJURY: "THE WHOLE ENTIRE CLASS AND YOUR TEACHER CAN SMELL ALL THE BABY POWDER IN YOUR SOAKING WET DIAPERS"!
