Shit Rui Says (Nalyne and Clock too?)

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Rui: wait, I don’t think we should-

Nalyne: trust me, it’s gonna work

*later*

Nalyne: wow, I can’t believe that worked

Rui: what

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Nalyne: Mom says succulent is too hard to take care of so I'll get you some plant that is unkillable..

Clock: get her a spiderplant. I have been trying to kill mine for years

Clock: It refuses to die

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Whenever I play ass creed and I battle topless man I'm like: 'Why can't I just twist their nipples? That'd hurt so bad.' But then I'm like: 'Nipples are so small, if you have the time to grab them you might as well punch them in the face.'

Nalyne

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I can email that

Nalyne: Wat do yall want for Christmas

Clock: Your heart

Clock: Your love is enough for me

Clock: Pls send it via FedEx

Nalyne: I can email that

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Nalyne shows us her latest culinary masterpiece

Rui: are those instant garlic bread

Nalyne: yes

Nalyne: i only bought it cuz my preferred bread

Nalyne: aka basic bread

Nalyne: was gone

Nalyne: so i decided to give garlic a try

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We open a pack of Korean baby wipes

Pack reads: "for babies" in English

Nalyne: That's you, Rui, you're a baby

Rui: You read Korean???

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If you add water to dried radish, why doesn't it become radish again? That's unscientific.

Nalyne, who was joking

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is this the real life is this just fantasy caught in a land slide no escape from reality open your eyes look up to the skies and see i’m just a poor boy i need no sympathy cuz i’m easy come easy go little high little low anyway the wind blows doesn’t really matter to me to me 

mama just killed a man put a gun against his head pull the trigger now he’s dead mama life has just begun but i’ve gone and threw it all away mama ooOOoOoOh didn’t mean to make you cry if i’m not back this time tomorrow carry on carry on as if nothing really matters 

too late my time ‘s come sent shivers down my spine body’s aching all the time good bye everybody i’ve got to go ????????? face the truth 

mama oooOoOOoH i don’t wanna die sometimes wish i’ve never been born at all

[insert guitar solo here ]

i see a little silhouetto of a man scaramo scaramo will you do the fandango 

THUNDER BOLTS AND LIGHTNING VERY VERY FRIGHTENING ME

GALLILEO gallileo GALLILEO gallileo

MANIFICOOooOoOOoOO 

im just a poor boy nobody loves me

HE’S JUST A POOR BOY FROM A POOR FAMILY SAVE HIM FROM THIS LIFE OF MONSTROSITY 

easy come easy go will you let me go SCARAMO NEVER LET YOU GO

LET ME GO never let you go LET ME GO never let you go LET ME GOOOOoOoOo

no no NO NO NO NO NO NO

mama mia mama mia mama mia let me go 

beezelbub has a devil set asidef or meee for mee FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEE

so you think can stone me and spit at my eye so you think you can love me and let me to DIEEEE ohhhh BABY ?????? BABY, just ogtta get out just gotta get right out here

Oooooh YEAH oooooh YEAH 

nothing really matters anyone can see nothing really matters, nothing really maters. to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

anyway the wind bLOoOoOOoOOWS

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T-grass

Elissa, trying to guess “tumbleweed” during Pictionary

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these wings are so small it's almost like they're legs or something

elissa, about tiny chicken wings

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the dickless dick, the metaphorical dick. He doesn’t need a dick, he is one

Clock, about Rui's jerkass Eunuch character

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Yvonne Q says

when you repeat something twice in fiction it got to have double meaning

Yvonne Q says

no... but I huggle...

Yvonne Q says

there can't be any old fashioned hard core rivalry without slash fans

Yvonne says

you can hear the baga birds and the crickets playing a concerto

Yvonne says

MIND IS BLOWN

MIND IS LIKE THE ENEMY BASE IN EVERY ACTION MOVIE

Rui Kelovents says

nugggggh

<--and that was nugela

Yvonne says

I should get a fucking Oscar for killing motivations Orz…

I should like… invest this power for good and go discourage teenagers on the street from taking drugs

Yvonne says

anyone in comic had their fair share of derp

Yvonne says

isn't usb key in real life like pocket knife in anime?

Yvonne says

slash is yaoi's 3D brother

Yvonne says

I mean you would have thought, with natural selection, genes which are prone to depression would have all died off because they have a lack of will to live

Yvonne says

Yes, I eat media for breakfast and discourse for lunch

Yvonne says

I would ask what happened, but my eyelids are dying to embrace each other for the night

Yinska says

guys can i buy u things

Yvonne says

unless you have the unsatable need of spending money, then, by all means, go ahead

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Rui: I am a living paradox in and of itself

Rui: mOre so because the paradox realizes that it is a paradox...

Rui: like a 4 dimensional logical paradox

Rui: a Spontaeously regenerating snake that's forever eating it's own tail, but in 4D ._.

Rui: iS moi..