💞KENNA💫

an 80s girl in a modern world #never getting over byler | no.1 mike wheeler apologist

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sometimes i force my friends to sit with me while i play family guy funny moments on the tv at max volume

now you’re probably asking urself “kenna how tf does this pertains to byler stupid ahh ho” which is very rude of you but i’ll connect the red string anyway: when finn was on royal court he said he unironically watched family guy clips on yt shorts so now i imagine mike to be the same what whenever i read modern au’s

like imagine will or one of the other party members saying smth funny or making a joke and mike frantically pulls out his phone and says “i have the perfect stewie moment for this!” while he searches yt shorts for whatever clip he’s thinking of

[1tsmellsl1keg1rl]

quite frequently i have to remind myself that i am not allowed to publicly call myself papa

for instance a lot of the time i’ll see something and go “ooo papa likey” or refer to myself as papa in the third person (ex: papa was a big fan of this cookies)

now for those wondering why the fuck i call myself papa…idk i just do. me and all my friends just call ourselves and each other papa. it usually isn’t a problem until i go to post and it ends up looking something like this:

“WHOA GUYS DID YOU SEE THAT NEW CHAPTER OF X BYLER FANFIC????? HA MIKES A BIG FAT HOMO! all jokes aside papa really was a big fan of it and needs more rn”

only to realize that’s not the acceptable and have to change out all the papas to i’s

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what if what if what if. miwi au. mike tries to tell will he likes him by sending him one of those yt shorts that are like "send this to ur crush 🫣🥵😍" but yt is blocked on wills phone so he just does the little thumbs up emote thinking mike just sent him a dnd video and mikes like "????????"

[1tsmellsl1keg1rl]

no chance we just got ipad baby byler in the year of our lord 2026

[1tsmellsl1keg1rl]

oh you like byler? name every fic ever written. and don’t say ttmd;ttms or ytmh(iws) or htdc or cottonmouth or supervoid or else you’re a POSER

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EVERYONE I NEED HELP FINDING A FIC

okay so it was a modern au where mike and will were famous faceless streamers and were beefing online, only to meet in person (not know who the other was) and start going out together

ISTG IT WAS CALLED STATUS: ONLINE BUT NOW I CANT FIND IT AND ITS DRIVING ME CRAZYYYYYYYYY

pls you guys if you have any idea what i’m talking abt help a girl out🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

[1tsmellsl1keg1rl]

HURRAH!! ITS BEEN FOUND

[1tsmellsl1keg1rl]

EVERYONE I NEED HELP FINDING A FIC

okay so it was a modern au where mike and will were famous faceless streamers and were beefing online, only to meet in person (not know who the other was) and start going out together

ISTG IT WAS CALLED STATUS: ONLINE BUT NOW I CANT FIND IT AND ITS DRIVING ME CRAZYYYYYYYYY

pls you guys if you have any idea what i’m talking abt help a girl out🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

[1tsmellsl1keg1rl]

omg guys i got turned (into a byler fic title)

[1tsmellsl1keg1rl]

literally why did i think this was funny😭😭😭😭

[1tsmellsl1keg1rl]

actually i’ve come around that shit was funny

[1tsmellsl1keg1rl]

i have so many amazing byler fic and art ideas that will never come to fruition bc i’m a lazy bum

and it’s hard cause like i KNOW im good and writing and i KNOW im good at drawing and i used to love doing those things so much, but now the mere thought of picking up a pencil or starting a new project makes me want to peel my skin off

[1tsmellsl1keg1rl]

michael wheeler they could never make me hate you

[1tsmellsl1keg1rl]

genuinely where the hell are yall finding sharknilla😭😭😭😭😭 im so fucking confused i can’t find anything on it anywhere and i keep seeing posts about it that i don’t understand

i feel like im going insane someone pls help a girl out💔💔

[1tsmellsl1keg1rl]

i’ve decided that bylers are now called bylebers you can’t stop me

[1tsmellsl1keg1rl]

oh meh gawd dustin i’m soooo sorrey for being mean to yew in eieth grade ohmahgawd

[1tsmellsl1keg1rl]

omg guys i got turned (into a byler fic title)

[1tsmellsl1keg1rl]

literally why did i think this was funny😭😭😭😭

[1tsmellsl1keg1rl]

my mom isn’t a byleber so i gotta be extra quiet on the creek or else she’ll crash out😔

for reference when we were watching season five together and the field scene came up i yell “KISS” only for her to respond “MICHAELS NOT GAY MACKENNA”

(not to mention that every time i called him mike queerler or said smth abt him being gay she would always respond with “like you’re one to talk, homo😒”) (like seriously i’m not even kidding)

[1tsmellsl1keg1rl]

omg guys i got turned (into a byler fic title)

[1tsmellsl1keg1rl]

NYC college byler 🤤🤤🤤🤤

[1tsmellsl1keg1rl]

okay but hear me out:

how much more being will crushing on mike

tonite being the confession/the getting together