2 Catastrophe Messengers Blogging

Just a pair of Catastrophe Messengers wandering around Terra (Arknights IRL)

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Yeah technically we are being paid to travel around the world but only to the parts that are actively on fire/flooded/covered in Originium so it’s a bit of a mixed bag

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Oh hey, apparently Rhones Island’s landship is real close by.

Maybe we can request passage until their next destination.

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We're skirting Leithanien en route to Victoria. If that's amenable to you, contact HR to submit the requisite paperwork for a temporary cooperation.

Welcome aboard.

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That works well actually. Honestly now, we just need to get some distance between us and Lungmen. We should request those monitoring bracelets at the same time tbh. I'm shocked the higher ups don't issue it as standard equipment yet.

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Hmm. Well, the monitoring bracelets are only that - monitors. Accumulating medical data is essentially pointless if you don't have someone to process and interpret it. Does your primary physician have the necessary background for long-term oripathy management? If not, we can potentially work something out, but it may require a more extensive contractual agreement.

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uhhhhh let's slow down a little here

temporary cooperation is one thing, not sure we're ready for full-on Rhodes Island membership...

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Oh hey, apparently Rhones Island’s landship is real close by.

Maybe we can request passage until their next destination.

[cogitxtio]

We're skirting Leithanien en route to Victoria. If that's amenable to you, contact HR to submit the requisite paperwork for a temporary cooperation.

Welcome aboard.

[2-catastrophe-messengers]

That works well actually. Honestly now, we just need to get some distance between us and Lungmen. We should request those monitoring bracelets at the same time tbh. I'm shocked the higher ups don't issue it as standard equipment yet.

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Oh hey, apparently Rhones Island’s landship is real close by.

Maybe we can request passage until their next destination.

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BTW shoutout to the Rhodes Island outpost that let us stay in their waiting room after we made it out of the hotel. We owe you one.

[cogitxtio]

It was the least we could do for you. Messengers are the lifeblood of Terran civilization, after all.

Stop by again anytime.

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Seriously, though, we really appreciated it! Also yeah, they did give us hot drinks, which were very much appreciated because it was pouring rain that entire day.

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BTW shoutout to the Rhodes Island outpost that let us stay in their waiting room after we made it out of the hotel. We owe you one.

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Ok good news we are out of Lungmen

Bad news, we probably aren’t gonna be able to go there ever again.

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To elaborate on the previous post: yeah uh we were planning on sneaking out. And we tried to do that.

We failed pretty hard. I have no idea what the Draco LGD officer was doing in the slums but she definitely saw us, and one of the cops with her had been on guard duty at the hotel, so it went to shit pretty fast

We did not fight her! We honestly didn’t! But apparently there were some Reunion people nearby and they decided we were a good distraction so they tried to ambush her and…well, I think the LGD thinks we’re terrorists now.

(not that Reunion is an inherently terroristic group! We are not saying that! But the LGD sure considers them terrorists so they aren’t exactly gonna take kindly to thinking we’re with them)

Anyhow, we’ve sent a few messages to HQ about it but it’ll take a year at least to get things cleared up w/ the LGD and in the meantime we’ve been advised to avoid the greater Yan Area.

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At least i got a signed edition of Emperor’s latest single before we left.

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Ok good news we are out of Lungmen

Bad news, we probably aren’t gonna be able to go there ever again.

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really wishing that Alive Until Sunset's release schedule wasn't so sporadic. i would schedule trips to cities specifically to line up with their releases if they ever gave enough advance notice for that to happen.

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Blanket! Why are you talking about AUS when Empreror is right here!? - Tundra

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also, an update on my efforts to learn weiqi:

i am unspeakably bad at it. me and Tundra were trying to play in the hotel lobby and a couple of old men gathered around and laughed at us.

think i'm gonna stick to card games for a while

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really wishing that Alive Until Sunset's release schedule wasn't so sporadic. i would schedule trips to cities specifically to line up with their releases if they ever gave enough advance notice for that to happen.

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If y'all do ever end up in Lungmen I strongly encourage you to check out the street food. especially the finballs

dude we bought ours from looked shady but he was actually a nice guy with good advice about the local grocery stores. plus the finballs were really good

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okay, poll:

U-Official has

Terrible luck because the places she goes always end up disaster sites

Awesome luck because at this point anyone else would have died

Voting ended onApr 24, 2024

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okay so we think we might have a way out of Lungmen. we'll report back in a bit to let you know how it went

in the meantime we will queue some stuff :)

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I wanna vist Kjerag.

I know it's not prone to Catastrophes so i don't really have a reason to go.

But have you SEEN the photos of their mountains? I wanna ski in that alpine landscape.

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oops Tundra says memeing about the stuff going on in Sami is illegal so please don't reblog this anymore, thx