Fooling everyone, telling them he's having fun.

[elcapitannirvana]

[overcomeyhdessa]

[twitterlols]

[stickywicketbiscuit]

[calimarikid]

[ubuyo]

Tall girls are

[kickloop]

tall

[ubuyo]

Fuck dude they sure are

[milfannatorv]

[senseitive]

i’m full of love but i’m not soft anymore

[miss-love]

[husssel]

[highbythebeachx]

[morefunthanb4]

[jeoff-deactivated20170909]

fuck this post

[ifeeltheglow]

[2-good-for-u]

concept

me, in the year 2040, getting ready for a fancy dinner party, standing in front of my antique gold vanity mirror, wearing a saint laurent f/w 2039 evening gown and cartier diamond earrings, taking a sip of champagne: what did you learn at school today, honey? :-)

my future child, laying on my king-sized bed with burgundy satin sheets: not much, in history we talked about the 2016 election. do you remember any of that?

me: drops my crystalline wineglass

[alicebalice]

i fucking love come dine w/ me its like: did you make the bread yourself? did you organically raise the lamb from which this shank came?? did you go to a laboratory and inoculate this yoghurt with bacteria and incubate it before adding home grown strawberries??? did you travel half way across the world and live for 3 months in a hut as a fisherman to find the juiciest hand fished prawns for your cocktail???? no?????? then i guess i’ll have to deduct points sorry :-///

[alexandergrahambellend]

the atmosphere was lovely but there was only bread and wine on the menu and even at that there wasnt much of it so im going to give Jesus a 5

[filharmagic-deactivated20140217]

how come you never see Troy and Gabrielle fucking acting in the first High School Musical. they’re auditioning for a play. a play with words. words need spoken. stage directions need be taken. what even is the plot of that musical. did anyone go to see it. how come Sharpay and her gay brother didn’t get supporting roles actually wait fuck were there any supporting roles? what is the high school musical in high school musical. why does ryan keep wearing hats.