beep

deep

[rohie-deactivated20191102]

me, alone in my room, every 5 minutes: am i being myself? is this who i really am? who am i performing for?

[i-am-a-fish]

yeehaw?

[cloverinaworld]

Get on my level

[i-am-a-fish]

howdy stranger,

tell me, why on earth would I go all the way down there?

[southwardfiend-deactivated20190]

Ex-fucking-scuse me

[i-am-a-fish]

you’re excused, pardner. feel free to leave any time you like.

[amandamations]

Hey fish beat this

[i-am-a-fish]

*muffled sass*

[inactiveari-deactivated20170924]

cant wait til im 30, on a balcony in a foreign country, drinking wine, wearing nothing but a silk robe, & have filled 18 notebooks

[theshitneyspears]

cast noah centineo as ash ketchum you cowards

[packapunchpatrickpaxton]

[fivestarqueer]

Ash is literally 10 years old and fucking Japanese. He should be played by Scarlett Johansson and nobody else

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i got my DNA test results and theyre negative

[cheaphalloweencostume]

says im 97% cheddar bay biscuit

[bunnysmoothie]

whats the other 3%

[cheaphalloweencostume]

[gondwana]

Political alignment chart

[marisatomay]

my parents……..Were Right

[marisatomay]

if you get home at night after work and discover that the able-bodied quasi-adults who were at home doing nothing but watch netflix all day have not even thought about making dinner or feeding the dogs or taking out the trash or emptying the dishwasher and have left it all for you to deal with then you’re allowed to be Less Than Happy

[pukicho]

You flirt and kiss and for what??? Sex?????! Love?????? Pathetic.

[aphuckingbeesechurger]

To level my charisma stat

[pukicho]

Ah a gamer, you may pass

[cybebully]

Tumblr is finally catering to me

[ywiddy]

heyy uh guys uhhhhhhhhh fuckign 

[oppa-homeless-style]

[3dbabyfromallymcbeal]

*seductively lays across your lap and starts crying*

[hairvoyant-deactivated20120805]

[duckypi]

RIP John Green. 1977-2014

[alexander]

subway employees when i tell them i want a sub:

[writing-prompt-s]

The year is 2022. You and your gang shoot down Amazon delivery drones and sell their contents for a living.

[triskele1312]

Is this a prompt or a prophesy

[theyoungestwhateleydaughter-dea]

Its an instruction

[oddfilmstills]

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

i was the most

beautiful poem

but you were jared,

19

[hakonohanayome]