Carla & Tara

Hi, we gay Bye.

[2-lesbians-lesbianing]

The hip bone is connected to the BACK BONE

The back bone is connected to the TROMBONE

The trombone is connected to the HEAD BONE

[2-lesbians-lesbianing]

Yeah. Dope. That’s what’s up. Thank you for a whole year full of happiness, dumb jokes, carpool karaoke, sleepless nights, and your lovely face. I hope you continue to light up my world, sunshine. You’re my best friend and you’re perfect and beautiful (but you already know that). Such joy. Much love. Many smile. ❤️ #tarabush #thebestyearyet

[just-shower-thoughts]

Are people named Bob born or do they just come into existence at age 40?

[switch-up-snowfox]

they probably go by bobby for a long ass time before suddenly evolving into bob.

[ninja-pyro]

[insomniac-arrest]

you either die a Robby or live long enough to see yourself become a Bob

[dietmountainmadewka-deactivated]

big ben just fucking explodes

[2-lesbians-lesbianing]

Tara (my gf) made me this for our one year anniversary ❤️

[bourgeoiskev-deactivated2018090]

My best friend of 23 years is officially a teacher. Same elementary school we went to as kids. Wild. I’m proud of him.

[bourgeoiskev-deactivated2018090]

We both degreed up now

[curlsandstems]

Congratulations to you both!

[memerelated]

still the best video on the planet 🐶😂

[cheesepress-deactivated20191231]

me picking up my cat: heehee i love you my little fat baby

my cat blinking in morse code: you will die at 8:03 pm est on may 28th 2068

[angeldelatierra-deactivated2016]

*holds a baby carrot like a cigarette* I’m just….. over it, you know?

[2-lesbians-lesbianing]

I couldn’t sleep last night

I was too busy thinking about what a life sentence in prison was like, and it must be horrible. You spend the rest of your life, which could be up to 70 or 80 or even 90 years, doing the same boring shit everyday. You have the same quality of food everyday, the same low-quality clothes, the same low-quality bed, and you deal with the same type of people each day. If the guards aren’t nice, you’ll have to put up with that for the rest of your life. You will never get your dream job, buy your dream house, or grow old with a spouse. If you haven’t yet, you will never find love, get married, travel the world, go to college, etc. Your whole life is sent to rot away.

[mepphy-land]

[sirartwork]

reblog for noises

[whitebear-ofthe-watertribe]

TURN THE SOUND ON FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING GOOD TURN THE SOUND ON

[handsomelydead]

OOOHHHH MY GOOOOD

[milkteabebe]

Why are these Dora in oxygen masks pics so funny…lmao

[dankmemeuniversity]

[2-lesbians-lesbianing]

me, with French fry grease on my fingers: *tries unlocking phone using touch ID*

my phone: new phone, who dis?

[2-lesbians-lesbianing]

I hate it when characters, especially main/important characters, are just killed off in books. For example, I was reading this one book and the main character was a cool dude. He didn’t do anything wrong to anyone and just minded his own business (most of the time). He did cool, everyday stuff like turning water into wine, raising people from the dead, flipping tables in the temple, etc. And then all of a sudden, the author just decided to straight up crucify him. Like what? Why? What did he do? Was the author okay? Who let him do this? I hate it. I haven’t finished the book yet though. No spoilers please.

[computervsworldarchive]

as we all know, the best vines are the ones with dogs. here’s a bunch of doggy vines!!!!!!

[ffractaa]

This made me v happy

[tothemoonandthebacx]

MAGNUM’S NEW COMMERCIAL VIDEO. I AM CRYING SO ARE YOU

[counterpunches]

#so wonderfully unnecessary for an ice cream commercial #i LOVE IT

[ymirsbian-deactivated-deactivat]

#well if it’s gonna be extra might as well make it gay ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[yotoob]

Petition for all future adverts to be as excessively homosexual as all previous adverts have been excessively heterosexual

[mvrckbtlr]

Ice cream is now gay culture