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So You Watched Obsession And Want To Mainline Curry Barker's Short Horror:
wonderful news!! curry barker is one of my favorite (if not my favorite, hands down) short horror directors. as someone who has watched hundreds and hundreds of short horror films on youtube.
here are five of his films with the runtime and a quick summary of each. (sorry if i miss any, these are what i remember off the top of my head!) i've avoided spoilers beyond the basic premise, but every single one of these deals with Absolutely Haunting Thematic Shit:
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THE CHAIR - 25 minutes
when horror connoisseurs hear "curry barker," they usually think of the chair first. barker was approached to make this into a full-length film & pitched obsession instead... GREAT choice, as i don't think the chair would Work with extra runtime.
a man finds an old chair on the side of the road and brings it home to his girlfriend. strange events begin to unfold -- his girlfriend's behavior becomes increasingly erratic, he's losing time, he's unraveling at the seams....
if you enjoyed the fucked-up relationship dynamics in obsession then you will probably have a good time.
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MILK & SERIAL - 62 minutes
barker's other best-known horror film. a twisty found footage thriller about youtube pranksters whose pranks Go Wrong (TM).
i can't say much more than that.... if you watched obsession and thought "pretty good, but pretty predictable. i wonder how curry barker would handle a psychological thriller with more plot twists??"
boy, does this film have an answer!!
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ENIGMA - 20 minutes
this is a psychological thriller about a man dealing with the impending end of the world. explores how other people are also dealing with the end of the world.
i fear i'll give a skewed impression if i say this one is sort of a feel-good film..... but OF the films on this list, it's Certainly the most optimistic. my partner rafi (who really hates depressing horror) watched it with me and concluded, "oh, that was kind of sweet, actually!!"
this one's great if you want a palate cleanser after The Unrelenting Gutwrenching Horror of obsession.
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WARNINGS - 20 minutes
my personal favorite!! criminally underrated!! upsetting in a way that stuck to my skin for days!!
a man starts receiving strange written warnings on halloween. things around him begin to unravel.
similar to the chair in its unsettling surreality, but with a bit more supernatural influence imo. you'll recognize a lot of parallel imagery to obsession, especially with Strange Movement and Nightmare Experiences.
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HEAVY EYES - 5 minutes
the shortest one on this list if you just want to dip your toes in real quick... a pretty easy time investment if you've never watched short horror and aren't sure if you'll like it!
a boy's mom comes home unexpectedly at night.
the only problem?? she's still texting him from the hospital where she works.
this one is both scary and ended up Way More Haunting than i thought a 5-minute short could. even thinking about it makes my stomach kind of hurt.
Oh, yeah, that's a fuck-ton smarter.
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SHAUNA SHIPMAN & JACKIE TAYLOR 1.06 "Saints"
THEY JUST WANTED TO PLAY SOCCER ☹️ THEY WERE EXCITED TO HAVE A PRIVATE PLANE ☹️ THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO BE HOME IN A WEEK ☹️ THEY WERE JUST TEENAGERS ☹️ THEY WERE SO SCARED WHEN THE PLANE WAS GOING DOWN ☹️ THEY JUST WANTED TO PLAY SOCCER AND WIN NATIONALSSSSSSSSSS☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️
whenever someone claims one of them was evil 'from the start', i die. i physically keel over, cough up blood, and die. over and over. im begging for them to stop.
life gives, life takes!
JACKIE TAYLOR & SHAUNA SHIPMAN Yellowjackets (2021 -)
to be fully honest this new trend of remaking and sanitizing not only gothic fiction and its genres (hill house, dorian grey, turn of the screw) and horror movies more generally (carrie, the exorcist) point to much more serious cultural movement than the death of art or the death of horror as a genre in the mainstream. specifically it is gesturing to a sanitizing effect in which cultural authority has now deemed the subversive as worthy of living but only if it is a) commodified and b) divested of all its subversive elements. we can play-act at feminism, trans inclusion, and anti-racism as long as it serves a corporate interest and does not actually challenge cultural authorities. we can adopt its aesthetics as something to be sold without actually inhabiting it ideologically. it is the newest manifestation of cultural authorities anesthetizing effect on anything that threatens it and it is becoming more and more prevalent. anyway i want to beat mike flanagan with hammers
One thing I'll never understand about Mike Flanagan is how he read The Haunting of Hill House, a book about the typical family structure can be hamful to those who can't fit into it (such as unmarried women, and especially queer women), how it can be a site for abuse that makes you (depending of your interpretation) ripe for grooming from a malevolent entity or spiral into self-destruction due to being unable to fit in anywhere, into a show about the sancty of the nuclear family enduring over the trauma caused by an exterior force.
mike flanagan making a carrie adaptation. carrie and margaret r gonna reconcile and learn the value of the nuclear family please fucking kill me who keeps letting this guy near classic horror movies and gothic lit
Buffy the Vampire Slayer 25th Anniversary Edition VHS Reimagining (1997/2022) In every generation there is a Chosen One. She alone will stand against the vampires, the demons and the forces of darkness. She is the Slayer.