Why aren't your legs magnetic?

+18 VTM Nossie rp-side blog. written by: Pred! (Spook)

[as-warm-as-choco]

[gncrevan]

[Caption: four pictures of mushrooms that are growing in a way that makes them look like 1. fingers reaching up from under a fallen tree, 2. screaming mouths or beaks on a branch, 3. outer ears breaking through bark, 4. a hand coming out of the ground.]

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Remembering that time I was likened to a Shar-Pei. Glaring accuracy tbh.

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anarchnossie‌:

Well I’m up in New York so we’re not that far off. ;) And I got plenty of raver gear you can borrow.

And would you say a full face gas mask with obscuring eye lens qualities as raver’s gear? That’s aesthetic right?

[silverhawk]

may i offer you

a cup of warm boy

[despazito]

[maxeth]

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@rotten-ash @petalplxcked

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Can’t believe, Martyn, still dodges all of my pressing questions on whether or not I can successfully eat blood sausage. I’m just a baby, Martyn! Why won’t you answer me!?

[anshelinasholie]

*takes a free sample twice* i love robbery and fraud

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anarchnossie‌:

You like clubbing? That’s usually my first date options.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmh yes but is there a dress-code? Also like how far are we speaking from the general vicinity known as Pittsburgh??

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anarchnossie replied to your photo “Apparently WebSite* content flagged my (1) selfie at some...”

Beautiful! You free later?

HELLO? Maybe so. What have you in mind 👀

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My days are numbered should Martyn refuse to describe none text formatted memes to me. Truthfully my screen reader spends an obscene amount of time telling me aloud “Image. Image. Image. A S F A F G H D J G F F” and so on.

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Apparently WebSite* content flagged my (1) selfie at some point???????? I don’t see the problem here.

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rotten-ash‌:

5 thousand chrome tabs.

I want.

The sexy, sexy hubris of it all.

[rotten-ash]

I want 2 terabytes of ram. 

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#same hat

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Elijah Wood stars in a movie called Come to Daddy and that's all I've got to say 👀

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By the sounds of it this video is pretty good. Only further proven by the fact Martyn is trying to avoid me after I asked him to describe it hehehehe.

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Hahaha clan nosferatu be like:

I'm sorry who are you? New phone who's this? I've been binge watching The Bachelor off my pirated Hulu account.

But also:

Reads off your SSN. Tells you the name of your first pet. Lists the top six recent sites from your browser history. Brings up discrepancies in what your ID says your height and weight is to what the real measurements say. Questions the validity of ordering that spinach wrap last Tuesday.

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The only Classical Music I listen to yea.

[write-on-world]