Incorrect 205 Live Quotes

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Drew: do you think we'll see a big hairy boy?

Jack: please call them bears

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Akira: I slept for 7 hours straight and I'm still sleepy

Brian: I haven't slept at all

Akira: ... How do you survive

Brian: Constant willpower and enough self-hatred to keep me awake

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Neville: Oh my fucking god, I HATE when kids scream in public...

Neville: You have no real problems. It should be me screaming. ME.

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Jack: it’s a Supercalifragilisticexistential crisis!

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Interviewer: Do you have anything you’d like to say?

Buddy: My Favourite colour is blood

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Akira: what is your biggest fear?

Brian: losing everyone

Akira: wow that’s deep

Akira: Mines the kooleraid man but I kinda feel stupid about it now

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Noam: Merry Christmas a'm your present this year!

Ariya: can I have a receipt?

Noam: W O W

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Ariya: hey yo I'm so rich my homies take showers for me

Hideo from the bathroom: I got you homie

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Drew: Noam we don’t use bad words in this house.

Ariya from the other room: FUCK!

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Tony: If i punch myself and it hurts, does that make me too weak or too strong?

Noam: you’re weak!

Drew: you’re strong!

Ariya: you’re stupid.

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Tony: Hold on, I’m getting a text.

Phone: “Low Battery”

Tony: How did they know?!

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Austin: Do you remember how it all started?

Jack: Yeah, with me nearly dying.

Austin: No, actually, it was when I was eating a banana.....

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Ariya: It was lit!

Jack: The place was lit up?

Ariya: No it was LIT!

Jack:

Jack: There was a fire?

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Neville: Do you remember that one time where I liked you?

Austin: No

Neville: Good because it never happened!

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Ariya: It’s dark in here, we need some light.

Noam: A got dis! Lemme just-

Ariya: If you’re going to stomp your light-up sneakers I will murder you.

Noam: *puts his foot lightly to the ground*

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Drew: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Ariya?

Ariya: No

Tony: I do!

Drew: I know, Tony

Tony: I’m sad.

Drew: I know, Tony

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Neville: Hey, I’m Neville, lemme teach you how to make cereal!

Neville: Grab some milk.

Neville opening the fridge: Aaaaaaand OH MY GOD *pushes decapitated head out of the fridge* WE’RE OUT OF MILK!