im the beta male thats gonna ruin your night

pup - it/he - 26

[duncehat]

[21ozofpiss]

I gotta start drawing again ,,,

[21ozofpiss]

funniest thing my wife ever did is put on "screwing you on the beach at night" by bloodhound gang and start feeling me up. and when I said "are you trying to seduce me to bloodhound gang 🤨" she went "is it not working 😏"

[evilvillain123456789]

can the skinnyfat homie rockin the cargo shorts hit it just this one time

[fairweatheralways]

[spreadassholesdotorg]

[ivytherium]

Comfortable hole, bye

[kaylmao]

just molted for the first time ama

[evil-sludge]

U feelin' mushy? Easily susceptible to predation..?

[kaylmao]

ok no more questions

[sludgebitch]

petplay over the internet is so funny you're texting a dog

[ishtaraletheia]

#critiquing your kink scenario's ludonarrative dissonance

[drderivative-deactivated2020012]

Twin Peaks 2017 continuity error

In Part 2, Shelly says that James has “always been cool.” This contradicts both Twin Peaks and Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me in which James was not cool. 

[b-vandykei]

there may be An App For That™, but have you considered that there is also very likely a Parasitoid Wasp For That™

[21ozofpiss]

me and my girl fuck to mf doom so often that doomsday came on in the car and i got hard

[21ozofpiss]

finally ordered a new pup hood :3 no more ugly neoprene for meeee im gonna have nice leather to match my pawssss

[iggy-666]

furry & otaku bffs 5ever

[bgm05]

the overwatch fandom was such an insane era for this site. “fanart of him fucking mccree isn’t lore” is like a top 20 haterism to me maybe even top 10

[flockdog]

lets be pink and fleshy with mother

[21ozofpiss]

making a dog have a job is animal abuse i am a victim