Wine Mom Vibes

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[fucktheflagandfuckyou]

i hate this fucking website because every time this appears

my stupid shitfuck idiot brain immediately screams

[fucktheflagandfuckyou]

[biscuitsarenice]

She Came Prepared The Daily Politics presenter was chatting to Charlotte and Henrietta about banning unhealthy food in schools.

[chubphlosion-deactivated2016060]

She came for him

[cloudfreed]

“well maybe when you were my age you were a dumb piece of shit”

[darkphoenixsaga]

I CANNOT

[drst]

Heroines.

[silversoulwithlove]

Iconic

[processintegrated]

that explains why his generation is working so hard to destroy the fucking planet

[dragon-in-a-fez]

that head nod/eyebrow tilt combo in the last gif is the single most lethal fucking thing I have ever seen in my life

[fate]

[imloveyousuggestions-blog]

no offense but i cant stop daydreaming about being able to hug you and hold your hand whenever i want

[block]

everything is totally okay i just need to get hit by a car

[timid]

[pandora7824]

❤

[anxietyproblem]

[probablystone-d]

Things we don’t do in 2019

Cry over trash friends

Beg anyone

Not see our worth

Chase

Measure mental health progress on a linear scale

Hate ourselves

Put our lives on hold out of fear

Shy away from doing things alone

[21shadesofbree]

Bitch I thought u meant the bank

[chronic-life]

[bled]

It’s a miracle we ever met by Hallie Bateman

[animationsource]

[asktazzieandfriendsreboot-deact]

FUCKING HELL HOW DID I?!

HOW DID I MAKE THESE BEAUTIFUL HANDS?!

@wolfieskies25 @theniceprincess-tnp @ihaileysenpai @plushy16 @phoenixmeeka

[asktazzieandfriendsreboot-deact]

BOI WOT

[pishposh-haberdash]

Legends say that after u reblog this image you are given the power to hand

[theartblognobodyaskedfor-deacti]

PLEASE DEAR GOD PLEASE

[insomniadraws-deactivated201810]

P l eas e

[romandraconics]

Power of hand

[kur0kitsune]

((HOLY SHIZ????????)) -BlueML

[mcwie]

O h

[circuc0r3]

B R U H

[crazyandcuteartist-deactivated2]

Bro

I believe it 

[ivykrystos]

Brruuuuhhh please!

[virgilmustbemoody]

I need to be able to hand

[ajramblessss]

I want to hand

[short-sapphic]

I’m not taking any chances 

HELP ME HAND

[mysticbaconslice]

haha ya man nice

[marvellegends]

The Avengers Cast walking to a Burlesque Club and Londoners don’t care

[indiemovies]

“That’s the weird thing about him, is that he is smarter than everyone in the room, but he has that ability to speak in a way that everyone can understand, so it’s never smarter than the room.” - Nick Kroll

[animatedtext]

[showerthoughtsofficial]

The brain is just 8 lbs of meat that sits in complete darkness and plays a video game of what it thinks is the most realistic thing ever.

[willow-wanderings]

it’s 3lbs, not 8. also it’s not really meat, it’s mostly fat with some water and salt. You have a wad of soggy bacon inside your skull. And this blob of gross unprocessed jello somehow manages to run a complex biomechanical suit using less electricity than it takes to work a lightbulb. And people wonder why humans are so fucking weird and have odd experiences that aren’t actually real. I mean, if a bowl of tapioca pudding managed to hallucinate so vividly it invented calculus, it also going “dude, i heard a weird noise and i’m 100% sure it was the ghost of the neighbor’s cat which hasn’t actually died yet” would be just as expected as anything else.

[shadows-and-starlight]

Thanks, I hate it!

[actually-richard-speight]

I think I’m going to start doing these again

[theonewhoeatscookies]

HOLY FUCK IM WHEEZING