can and will shit in your pants

they/them | adult | not frequently active

[27countsofmanslaughter]

hi. i exist i am also an adult

they/them asexual freak thing i dont know

username referencing this

whoa hey it's a strawpage!

might be autistic but havent gotten a diagnosis so dont take my word for it

multifandon

i dont really have a strict dni other than dont be weird. that being said if i do block very freely and i dont care how petty or immature it makes me seem, i prioritize my comfort online over anyone elses

proshippers + homophobes + racists can fuck off and die.

i dont trigger tag anything i reblog so be warned

askbox will stay off until i feel like turning ut on again. sorry not sorry it was making me anxious

i no longer read my dms here nor do i have any side blogs anymore. i only exist here. i have notifications for tumblr turned off so dont expect me to know anything

[lettheladylead]

can you draw something for me to masturbate to

sure

good luck!

[artistformerlyknownasbutttrumpet]

i was training a young person at work, and she referred to sexual assault as "SA" out loud, and i immediately was like, "no, it's sexual assault, call it what it is," bc idgaf if the algorithm overlords have taught y'all that you should fear direct language, how tf do any of you expect to ever address real issues with any amount of seriousness if you can't even say the words? imagine an advocate looking a sexual assault survivor in the eyes and asking "did he grape you?" it's absolutely fucking absurd, but these young interns and new hires are coming into an environment where we deal with survivors of all different kinds of abuse, and they're coming with the mindset that the words are as bad as the actions, and that makes them shitty at the job and look juvenile af

i HATE self-censorship for a lot of reasons, but being in crisis work makes it even more frustrating. who are you censoring for? like i am being so fr, WHO are you censoring for? have you even thought it through? people who have been raped know that they have been raped. if someone attempts suicide or is grieving someone who did, saying "sewer slide" isn't going to protect them from any of the feelings. a murder victim's family isn't going to feel better bc you said "unalived" instead of murdered. if anything, it's just extremely invalidating and othering. it's saying "what happened to you is so bad that i won't even say the word," which is NOT trauma-informed care. you are not protecting survivors/victims when you self-censor. the ONLY things you protect when you self-censor are the puritanical ideologies that are being encouraged by rich fascists who want your money and obedience

say the fucking words, guys. just say the goddamn words before i go insane!!!

[ourdarling]

insane shit happening over on uquiz right now

[noelledeltarune]

"you can jack off you can eat grapes all else banned" is kind of the post of the summer because literally wtf else are you supposed to do once it’s 30°C outside

[thecryptkeeper]

really dig these

[sycamorality]

oh no i will lose my !

[konoko]

[joshlovesyou]

[salmonballer]

a masterlock? bro you are practically free-use

[phaeton-flier]

NTR doujin starring the Lockpicking Lawyer

[lambylin]

don't know a thing about 3d printing!! but one day i'll make a whale skeleton that's small enough to hang from my ceiling like they have at museums and it's going to be sick as hell

[lambylin]

my vision btw

[lambylin]

HEY

[hotvampireadjacent]

[guiltygearofficial]

PENIS BLAST PENIS BLAST PENIS BLAST FULL BLAST AHEAD PENIS BLAST PENIS BLAST PENIS BLAST

[guiltygearofficial]

We neutered him. No more Penis Blast.

[27countsofmanslaughter]

@reagith

[maja-paja]

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

I will NEVER deactivate. and how DARE you

[noelledeltarune]

papyrus is so funny because he's one of maybe three characters in the entire world who actually should be tall and muscular 6-pack abs flowing hair the works but he is a skeleton with no skin or muscles or hair or eyes or bones

[t-angerin-e]

[syn4k]

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

[joyflameball]

[cottoncandylesbo]

i like it when people compliment me. i like it... when people like me. (looks around to make sure nobody is about to shoot me)