[ourdarling]

obligatory pinned post

nessa ₍ᐢ. ̫.ᐢ₎ ㅤ🐇 they/them 🖤 ㅤ25 ㅤ⚰️ taken 🥀 AuDHD diagnosed

i’ve been on this website since the ripe old age of 11 and i no longer take it seriously At All. i just post silly little posts that make me happy

no dni but we simp for william afton & write dead dove fic 'round these parts so if you don't like that, this blog isn't for you! 🦇

Find me on:

ao3 (my only fics so far are tadc caine x reader)

the website formerly known as twitter

[pukicho]

I’m having an in of body experience right now

[pukicho]

Alright man

[pukicho]

[shoku-and-awe]

South Carolina followers: free green beans on I-95!

[sylren13]

[the-muppet-joker]

Kermit Frog no Shirt no Panties

[ourdarling]

rewatched i saw the tv glow. not even fucking trying to have a good night

[theloverwithaheartzine]

PREORDERS ARE NOW OPEN!

LINK HERE FOR NSFW PAGE

So sorry for the wait everyone I was having issues with internet connection! Anyways I hope you like the art made exclusively for the zine! Ive also included a free mystery mini print that will come with every Zine order!

Preorders will be open for 2 weeks only so I hope to get these out there as soon as possible! Thank you all so much for the support!

Here is the order menu!

NSFW The Lover with a Heart zine preorders

+ Zine Bundle = $50

+ The Lover with a Heart zine + The Lover with a Heart (8.5 × 11 inches) + Mystery print = $25

+ Rounded Red & Blue gradient Charm = $15

+ Large 4 inch holographic sticker = $4

+ Holographic Photocard = $4

+ Sand glitter Bookmark with tassel =$6

[orpheusilver]

peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it

[orpheusilver]

dont do this

[babblingbranches]

[cryptcollector]

I really hope its not too bad bc i actually love both components.

[cryptcollector]

it forms a dry skin at the top made of the sour pellets. not a great start.

[cryptcollector]

tastes really good actually. i also feel like i am about to explode.

[cryptcollector]

do not do this.

[jenjensd]

Unanimous consensus: Do not do this

Other people: Hold on I’m about to do this

[jenjensd]

[beeceit-deactivatingsoon-deacti]

Rip to y'all, but I'm built different. Trying this tonight

[beeceit-deactivatingsoon-deacti]

Best I can do with what I have (I'm at work rn)

[beeceit-deactivatingsoon-deacti]

Oh that is a... fascinating smell

[beeceit-deactivatingsoon-deacti]

Don't do this

[ab-arts]

Alright now I’m curious

[ab-arts]

Didn't have strips so I made what I call battery acid cereal

[ab-arts]

Don't do this

[rodserlingofficial]

A tale of hubris, like Icarus reaching for the sun. A never-ending cycle of trying and warning others not to follow your path. A tale that can be found in... The Twilight Zone.

[scuderlia]

google show me this guy wet and whimpering

[ourdarling]

this time i’m really gonna do it

[urie]

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

[queer-reader-07]

[chongoblog]

[ourdarling]

new local 58 two months ago and i didnt even fucking know.... fake fan :/

[feastofsnakes]

they added another luftballon while you were sleeping

[talontarget]

jkr is literally posting upskirt photos to her social media. when will it finally get through to harry potter fans that their support makes her feel confident and correct enough to do things like this

[dodykeahedron]

If the holocaust denialism SOMEHOW wasn't enough for you to shut up about your favourite kids book as an adult; JK Rowling just committed a sex crime IRL against a transgender woman.

When do we start to care.

[pansyfemme]

sometimes i struggle to use the word ‘bootlicker’ in a negative sense because of sexual desires i will not disclose here

[bagofcoldnoodles]

Is it licking boots?

[pansyfemme]

because of sexual desires i will not disclose here.

[hunter-rodrigez]

So I do 3D modeling and printing as a hobby, and a few weeks ago I designed wheel guards meant to prevent office chairs from running over cables and clothes... or your pet's tail.

I got the idea from cowcatchers old locomotives used to have.

Anyways, yesterday I uploaded the model to Thingiverse, and just hours after uploading it, the Community Relationship Manager of the whole website left a comment suggesting I enter the model into a competition that's currently being held on the site.

So I did... and now it's in third place not even a day later. First place is $500, but the competition still has a month to go.

Then the Community Manager contacted me again, telling me they want to feature my model in an upcoming design promotion.

Just, what is happening? I mostly made this thing for myself in, like, an hour, and now it's suddenly super popular? This is all a little bit overwhelming 😵‍💫

Other models I worked on for weeks didn't get nearly as popular. I swear, it's impossible to predict what people will like.

Anyways, if you want to print the wheel guards yourself, you can get the model here or here.

I also made a quiet version you can stick furniture felt pads on.

[these-violet-delights-fic]

People love simple, extremely practical things. I hope you win!

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]