Crack posts, mainly

Yeet

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Sans : *makes enough puns to drive anyone mad*

Gaster :

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The ability to do everything :

Jevil :

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Me, whenever things go wrong for people who have wronged me in some way : *smiles and pulls out the popcorn*

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Me : *saying dumb at shit one moment, the type of shit that causes existancial crisis another, then really concerning shit the next*

My FBI agent :

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Me : *misused a word, any word*

Also me, 10 seconds later : I can't believe I've done this, I've been by my side this whole time and this is the embarrassment of a thanks I give myself?

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Me after my ex DEMANDS a second chance :

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The Undertale AU animo, most of the time : *a literal dumpster fire*

That one bitty shop chat : *just really wholesome*

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My friends, making karma out of the dumb shit I say in our discord chat :

Me : *Breathes like a thot*

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Me, when I first found the Undertale fandom : So the game is cool, I like it - WOAh, what is this dumpster fire-

Me now, after leaving the fandom around 5 times : So I live here now, tried to leave but somehow ended up back here and stopped fighting it after a while.

Also -*pulls out a drawing of Papyrus, Chara and Flowey* These are my children, hurt them and I'll break your anon magic privileges-

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My brain while I'm eating frozen raspberries : Bitter! Ew! Cold! Pain! AaAaAaAaA!!

My brain after finishing the raspberry : M o R e

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Me, eating frozen fruit : *getting a brain freeze* this hurts

My last braincell : Do it again