hack hack cough cough

[deimos-posting]

if you save all the tobacco crumbs in the bottom of the pack eventually you can make one whole secret free cigarette

[hank-posting]

throwing m head at coworkrs in hte annex smiles

[hank-posting]

update:no more throwing head somone tied it to the ceilingfan max speed

(･_･ )

[deimos-posting]

i thought itd be funnier to stick it in the dryer but

[sweet-tony-posting]

IF I COULD GO BACK IN TIME THE ONLY THING ID DO DIFFERENT IS KILL MY OLD LANDLORD MORE BRUTALLY

[wank-posting]

valid

[hank-posting]

real

[deimos-posting]

yeah

[deimos-posting]

what if the world was made of pudding

[sanford-posting-2]

itd prolly be sticky ngl

[deimos-posting]

nah nah listen

itd be fine

[deimos-posting]

what if the world was made of pudding

[2bposting]

meow

I see the catboy serum is stil in the water supply :3

[auditor-posting]

The what.

[deimos-nevadaposting]

THATS WHAT IM SAID, IM VERY CONFUSED AND SCARED

[hank-posting]

yeag the serum got in the water a while ago it. ws funny smiles

[deimos-posting]

hey doc how far does that shit penetrate through

like

concrete

[2bposting]

Depends on how porous the concrete in question is. Why are you asking this

[deimos-posting]

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[2bposting]

What did you do this time, Deimos

[deimos-posting]

i mean

look

this aint much different from normal is it

[2bposting]

oh god damn it

Whatever. If it doesn't inhibit you doing your job I'll consider it a win. I don't even know what I was thinking, putting it somewhere as easily accessible as the water supply when you and Hank are out there

[deimos-posting]

+3

[2bposting]

meow

I see the catboy serum is stil in the water supply :3

[auditor-posting]

The what.

[deimos-nevadaposting]

THATS WHAT IM SAID, IM VERY CONFUSED AND SCARED

[hank-posting]

yeag the serum got in the water a while ago it. ws funny smiles

[deimos-posting]

hey doc how far does that shit penetrate through

like

concrete

[2bposting]

Depends on how porous the concrete in question is. Why are you asking this

[deimos-posting]

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[2bposting]

What did you do this time, Deimos

[deimos-posting]

i mean

look

this aint much different from normal is it

[deimos-posting]

im marrying auditor :)

-@deimos-nevadaposting

evil nightmare sentence

[2bposting]

meow

I see the catboy serum is stil in the water supply :3

[auditor-posting]

The what.

[deimos-nevadaposting]

THATS WHAT IM SAID, IM VERY CONFUSED AND SCARED

[hank-posting]

yeag the serum got in the water a while ago it. ws funny smiles

[deimos-posting]

hey doc how far does that shit penetrate through

like

concrete

[2bposting]

Depends on how porous the concrete in question is. Why are you asking this

[deimos-posting]

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[2bposting]

meow

I see the catboy serum is stil in the water supply :3

[auditor-posting]

The what.

[deimos-nevadaposting]

THATS WHAT IM SAID, IM VERY CONFUSED AND SCARED

[hank-posting]

yeag the serum got in the water a while ago it. ws funny smiles

[deimos-posting]

hey doc how far does that shit penetrate through

like

concrete

[sanford-posting-2]

for the record before i drop the subject entirely bc i know you're reading this: im not scared of Hank. like, y'know, any more than any reasonable person should be, obviously- i know that guy could pulp my skull like a grapefruit if he wanted but like so fucking what. i can ram my hook through his midsection and we can call it a draw. he never betrayed us back there, we're technically the ones that betrayed him by going off the rails of the mission- y'know, kinda had to be done, but whatever. we all fucked up a little back there. besides, fightin n' killing him was admittedly fun, so there's that. +P

i know you think im in danger but im in way more danger on the business end of his weapons. and fuck the agency, they never deserved my life anyway. they don't deserve anyone's, to be frank-- but look where we are now.

[hank-posting]

we hve fun together (❁´▽`❁)✲ﾟ

[deimos-posting]

if you arent beating your coworkers to death for fun what are you even doing, yknow?

[sanford-posting-2]

join the aahw or we'll kill deimos and deimos

i am hovering my thumb over the delete blog button. ill do it. i came back to social media for two seconds and i will walk right back out the fucking door if y'all don't stop sending this shit to me.

[deimos-posting]

you think they know that they need hostages to make it into a hostage situation?

dont let em do mind games to ya man theyre not even that good at em

[sanford-posting-2]

frankly the way they're acting, they might not be bright enough. would explain why they've got over a thousand agents swarming their damn facilities every waking hour of the day and still haven't managed to get more than a dent in Hank.

believe you me, i don't take this shit seriously for a second, but the fact that they're trying at all when i just logged onto this godforsaken website is a pretty bad sign. never thought id see them desperate like this.

[deimos-posting]

kinda funny to see em try

cant play nice and get ya

cant be mean to get ya

maybe the new tactics playing stupid

its the internet though, i just think of em like spambots, hell knows they probably got enough bored office workers on top of all the lil rats scurrying around nevada and back to take up spamming a poor guys blog

[sanford-posting-2]

true that. i was gonna ignore em from here on out anyways, but knowing that im pissing them off when i do it gives me more incentive +]]

[deimos-posting]

[+

gonna turn you into a real internet troll man

[deimos-posting]

there can be only one

putting you and @deimos-nevadaposting in for the next death battle at the Cylinder Of Sin

nah i gotta go out back and shoot hose water at hank i dont got time for that

[hank-posting]

blasting me👍

[deimos-posting]

only the finest hose water for my good buddy

[2bposting]

Dry them off better why don't you, I don't need the new place smelling like wet Hank all the time

[hank-posting]

i smell like Fresh & assorted soap scents

(●’ᴗ’σ)σணღ*

[deimos-posting]

yeah see there was soap

sniff em

sniff hank

[deimos-posting]

there can be only one

putting you and @deimos-nevadaposting in for the next death battle at the Cylinder Of Sin

nah i gotta go out back and shoot hose water at hank i dont got time for that

[hank-posting]

blasting me👍

[deimos-posting]

only the finest hose water for my good buddy

[sanford-posting-2]

join the aahw or we'll kill deimos and deimos

i am hovering my thumb over the delete blog button. ill do it. i came back to social media for two seconds and i will walk right back out the fucking door if y'all don't stop sending this shit to me.

[deimos-posting]

you think they know that they need hostages to make it into a hostage situation?

dont let em do mind games to ya man theyre not even that good at em

[sanford-posting-2]

frankly the way they're acting, they might not be bright enough. would explain why they've got over a thousand agents swarming their damn facilities every waking hour of the day and still haven't managed to get more than a dent in Hank.

believe you me, i don't take this shit seriously for a second, but the fact that they're trying at all when i just logged onto this godforsaken website is a pretty bad sign. never thought id see them desperate like this.

[deimos-posting]

kinda funny to see em try

cant play nice and get ya

cant be mean to get ya

maybe the new tactics playing stupid

its the internet though, i just think of em like spambots, hell knows they probably got enough bored office workers on top of all the lil rats scurrying around nevada and back to take up spamming a poor guys blog

[sanford-posting-2]

join the aahw or we'll kill deimos and deimos

i am hovering my thumb over the delete blog button. ill do it. i came back to social media for two seconds and i will walk right back out the fucking door if y'all don't stop sending this shit to me.

[deimos-posting]

you think they know that they need hostages to make it into a hostage situation?

dont let em do mind games to ya man theyre not even that good at em

[deimos-posting]

there can be only one

putting you and @deimos-nevadaposting in for the next death battle at the Cylinder Of Sin

nah i gotta go out back and shoot hose water at hank i dont got time for that