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[rp blog for 2bdamned, madcom]

[2bslaughtered]

ᴺᵒʷ ˡᶦˢᵗᵉⁿᶦⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ: ᴡʜɪᴛᴇᴡᴀʟʟ - ꜱᴜʙ ᴜʀʙᴀɴ, ᴡʜᴏᴋɪʟʟᴇᴅxɪx ⟶ 2BDAMNED ⟶ HE/ANY ⟶ DONT REFER TO ME UNLESS NEEDED

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Disclaimer: I'll do my best to put cws on things, but there will be possible gore, suggestive/sexual things, and other darker subject matter that might not be suitable for some tastes. Keep yourself safe. This is a 2bdamned RP blog, usually pretty casual but I do enjoy longer, more traditional roleplay format as well, so feel free to throw whatever you feel like doing in here ^^ On/off, it might look like I'm gone but never for good I promise, probably just playing games or drawing :3c More info like guidelines and mod stuff will be below, and the tags for navigation are in the tags of this post ^^

[Guidelines] ▸ Public & Private RP is open ^^ ▸ Asks, DMs, and Discord are allowed as options ▸ ERP/smut/the like is allowed for 18+, in private ▸ Any characters are allowed, including crossover/ocs/self inserts ▸ Magic asks, such as transformation of any kind, genderbend, age change, ect are allowed, as are any asks along that line ^^ ▸ You can be mean/nasty to 2b, but don't be the same to mod or other rpers that don't allow/want that please ▸ Don't involve me in discourse/callouts, that's an instablock >_>; ▸ Please don't treat us rping like we're dating/exclusive ▸ Doubles of any kind are welcome, I'm not an exclusive rper [If you follow those rules, you're more than welcome to interact ^^]

[Mod Info] 𖥔 call us mod, ask for names if you want 𖥔 it/its + neopronouns + we/us only 𖥔 no person/people/human/ect in reference to us 𖥔 animal, object, or otherwise inhuman terms only 𖥔 pro-fiction, pro-kink, anti-censorship, anti-harassment 𖥔 no dni, will block and cater my own experience 𖥔 bigots, pro-censorship, discourse heavy blogs will be blocked

[2bslaughtered]

Can you help me with my math homework

40 bucks. Per hour.

[2bslaughtered]

Will Nevada ever be saved

Of course. There isn't exactly another option.

[2bslaughtered]

Is God real

Not for you.

[killingandviolencefan2002]

am i actually a loser. please be honest.

[killingandviolencefan2002]

WHY DO YOU THINK YOUR BETTER THAN ME

[2bslaughtered]

I didn’t say that, this time. I just answered your question, that you asked.

[killingandviolencefan2002]

you think lowly of meee. everyone doess. i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it.

[2bslaughtered]

Yeah. Yeah I do. Of course, I do. And why would I think otherwise. Tell me, Toby, why does everyone think so lowly of you. Why would everyone think you’re pathetic, think you’re a loser, think you’re a horrible leader. Though to be fair, you don’t claim that title do you. You know what you are, more than you’re willing to admit.

[killingandviolencefan2002]

i. uh. people. just. look down on me. because theyre ignorant. and. uhm asshole who dont. who dont know anything about me.... uhm and they underestimate me. ... uh.

dont call me toby. either .

[2bslaughtered]

Mm. About what I thought you'd say. Still, it's disappointing.

[killingandviolencefan2002]

no its. not disappointing its true.

[2bslaughtered]

Those two things aren't mutually exclusive. Though you're still wrong.

[killingandviolencefan2002]

im not wrong to you dont even know. me. you dont knoww my life.

[2bslaughtered]

I know enough. I know you may as well be a pale copy of me. You're not exactly... discrete about your troubles. And if I'm so wrong, if I really don't know anything about you, then why are you so flustered. Hm.

[killingandviolencefan2002]

am i actually a loser. please be honest.

[killingandviolencefan2002]

WHY DO YOU THINK YOUR BETTER THAN ME

[2bslaughtered]

I didn’t say that, this time. I just answered your question, that you asked.

[killingandviolencefan2002]

you think lowly of meee. everyone doess. i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it.

[2bslaughtered]

Yeah. Yeah I do. Of course, I do. And why would I think otherwise. Tell me, Toby, why does everyone think so lowly of you. Why would everyone think you’re pathetic, think you’re a loser, think you’re a horrible leader. Though to be fair, you don’t claim that title do you. You know what you are, more than you’re willing to admit.

[killingandviolencefan2002]

i. uh. people. just. look down on me. because theyre ignorant. and. uhm asshole who dont. who dont know anything about me.... uhm and they underestimate me. ... uh.

dont call me toby. either .

[2bslaughtered]

Mm. About what I thought you'd say. Still, it's disappointing.

[killingandviolencefan2002]

no its. not disappointing its true.

[2bslaughtered]

Those two things aren't mutually exclusive. Though you're still wrong.

[killingandviolencefan2002]

am i actually a loser. please be honest.

[killingandviolencefan2002]

WHY DO YOU THINK YOUR BETTER THAN ME

[2bslaughtered]

I didn’t say that, this time. I just answered your question, that you asked.

[killingandviolencefan2002]

you think lowly of meee. everyone doess. i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it.

[2bslaughtered]

Yeah. Yeah I do. Of course, I do. And why would I think otherwise. Tell me, Toby, why does everyone think so lowly of you. Why would everyone think you’re pathetic, think you’re a loser, think you’re a horrible leader. Though to be fair, you don’t claim that title do you. You know what you are, more than you’re willing to admit.

[killingandviolencefan2002]

i. uh. people. just. look down on me. because theyre ignorant. and. uhm asshole who dont. who dont know anything about me.... uhm and they underestimate me. ... uh.

dont call me toby. either .

[2bslaughtered]

Mm. About what I thought you'd say. Still, it's disappointing.

[2bslaughtered]

What are your goals?

What happened to "how are you", "how was your day", "would you like a large sum of cash for bothering you so much", hm? Those kinds of pleasantries.

[killingandviolencefan2002]

am i actually a loser. please be honest.

[killingandviolencefan2002]

WHY DO YOU THINK YOUR BETTER THAN ME

[2bslaughtered]

I didn’t say that, this time. I just answered your question, that you asked.

[isuggest-torture2002]

All Docs are losers until proven cool. You bozos are both losers. ¯\_(ㆆ±ㆆ)_/¯

[2bslaughtered]

And yet you work for a Doc. You wouldn’t be anything without us.

[wryndow]

As much as you wouldn't be anything without your employees? Don't get ahead of yourself.

[2bslaughtered]

Oh I'm not, but that's a different thing, isn't it. I would still be doing this, even without you, just with different beings. You, as in the general you, likely wouldn't even be here without me, or a version of me at least.

[killingandviolencefan2002]

am i actually a loser. please be honest.

[killingandviolencefan2002]

WHY DO YOU THINK YOUR BETTER THAN ME

[2bslaughtered]

I didn’t say that, this time. I just answered your question, that you asked.

[killingandviolencefan2002]

you think lowly of meee. everyone doess. i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it.

[2bslaughtered]

Yeah. Yeah I do. Of course, I do. And why would I think otherwise. Tell me, Toby, why does everyone think so lowly of you. Why would everyone think you’re pathetic, think you’re a loser, think you’re a horrible leader. Though to be fair, you don’t claim that title do you. You know what you are, more than you’re willing to admit.

[killingandviolencefan2002]

am i actually a loser. please be honest.

[killingandviolencefan2002]

WHY DO YOU THINK YOUR BETTER THAN ME

[2bslaughtered]

I didn’t say that, this time. I just answered your question, that you asked.

[isuggest-torture2002]

All Docs are losers until proven cool. You bozos are both losers. ¯\_(ㆆ±ㆆ)_/¯

[2bslaughtered]

And yet you work for a Doc. You wouldn’t be anything without us.

[killingandviolencefan2002]

am i actually a loser. please be honest.

[killingandviolencefan2002]

WHY DO YOU THINK YOUR BETTER THAN ME

[2bslaughtered]

I didn’t say that, this time. I just answered your question, that you asked.

[killingandviolencefan2002]

am i actually a loser. please be honest.

[2bslaughtered]

What are your goals?

What happened to "how are you", "how was your day", "would you like a large sum of cash for bothering you so much", hm? Those kinds of pleasantries.

[2bslaughtered]

I think that asker is planning to turn you into a seal. Like thag one horror movie

i doubt it.... i don't think they'd have the technology to even if they could get me.

[2bslaughtered]

Found a photo of you :D

mm. i think you're sorely mistaken, i look nothing like that...

[killingandviolencefan2002]

d.d.dont tell on me ma.man. why am i involved.

[2bslaughtered]

You said it. And he's your boy.

[killingandviolencefan2002]

you said that as if i belong to her man.

[2bslaughtered]

I mean. Yes ?