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[rp blog for 2bdamned, madcom]

[2bslaughtered]

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[2bslaughtered]

I think that asker is planning to turn you into a seal. Like thag one horror movie

i doubt it.... i don't think they'd have the technology to even if they could get me.

[2bslaughtered]

Found a photo of you :D

mm. i think you're sorely mistaken, i look nothing like that...

[killingandviolencefan2002]

d.d.dont tell on me ma.man. why am i involved.

[2bslaughtered]

You said it. And he's your boy.

[killingandviolencefan2002]

you said that as if i belong to her man.

[2bslaughtered]

I mean. Yes ?

[killingandviolencefan2002]

d.d.dont tell on me ma.man. why am i involved.

[2bslaughtered]

You said it. And he's your boy.

[killingandviolencefan2002]

y.y.yeah but your not meant to te.tell him. its called talking behind someones back.

[2bslaughtered]

Mm. But consider, he's annoying and he's bothered by it. And he's more pathetic because of it, which I assume is good for you.

[killingandviolencefan2002]

d.d.dont tell on me ma.man. why am i involved.

[2bslaughtered]

You said it. And he's your boy.

[killingandviolencefan2002]

im not pathetic. fucking. dickhead.

[2bslaughtered]

Mm. Going to mope about being called pathetic is pretty pathetic. You're not really proving it otherwise....

[killingandviolencefan2002]

you didn't explain why i was pathetic which is leading me to believe you have questionable opinions maybe.

[2bslaughtered]

Oh my apologies for not answering you right away and listing all three thousand behaviors that make you pathetic. Doesn't negate everything I've said so far though. Even your... Hank called you pathetic-

[killingandviolencefan2002]

im not pathetic. fucking. dickhead.

[2bslaughtered]

Mm. Going to mope about being called pathetic is pretty pathetic. You're not really proving it otherwise....

[2bslaughtered]

Wait I'm curious how much IS the pay

None of your business. They are paid enough and that's all you need to know.

[2bslaughtered]

Is there anything you've noted in the other realities you've seen through here that you wish was the case for your own Nevada?

….. I don’t wish for things. I don’t see the point.

[wryndow]

Eh, whatever phrasing u want other than wish, I'm curious too now. Anything from the order realities that you think would be, say, better to have in ur Nevada as opposed to how it already is?

[killingandviolencefan2002]

wish you were me. huh? huh.

[2bslaughtered]

Absolutely not. I'm not sure what brought you to that conclusion, but I'd rather die than be so pathetic.

[2bslaughtered]

Is the SQ unionized

Of course not. Do you know how hard my life would be if they tried that?

[mechanicalbullet]

hh0w much 1s the p4y?

[2bslaughtered]

That's none of your business. Why are you asking?

[2bslaughtered]

Is there anything you've noted in the other realities you've seen through here that you wish was the case for your own Nevada?

….. I don’t wish for things. I don’t see the point.

[wryndow]

Eh, whatever phrasing u want other than wish, I'm curious too now. Anything from the order realities that you think would be, say, better to have in ur Nevada as opposed to how it already is?

[2bslaughtered]

... Nothing that would work with what is already I'm afraid. Less paperwork I suppose, if we're entertaining impossible possibilities.

[2bslaughtered]

Is there anything you've noted in the other realities you've seen through here that you wish was the case for your own Nevada?

….. I don’t wish for things. I don’t see the point.

[2bslaughtered]

Is the SQ unionized

Of course not. Do you know how hard my life would be if they tried that?

[krubzan]

I was now given the best info.

Will I use it wisely? FUCK NAH. Because honestly, who even thinks in nevada anymore? Just do what comes natural!

Dont tell doc what im planning,

because somebody is getting an unplanned surgery

[2bslaughtered]

Ahem.

[krubzan]

You heard nothing... I mean laws are just suggestions.

[2bslaughtered]

Firstly. You're talking very boldly to me of all people, and I'm curious as to what gave you the idea that you had the room to do that. Secondly... I didn't say anything about laws, and I didn't say I was going to stop you either.

[krubzan]

I was now given the best info.

Will I use it wisely? FUCK NAH. Because honestly, who even thinks in nevada anymore? Just do what comes natural!

Dont tell doc what im planning,

because somebody is getting an unplanned surgery

[2bslaughtered]

Ahem.

[2bslaughtered]

Uhh doc, whats the fastest way to somebody's heart- surgical wise. I need the info for uh... scientific reasons?

@krubzan

Depends on what you have, but just cutting through the middle of the sternum and spreading the skin and ribs there is your fastest way. It's called an open heart surgery if I'm remembering right