It's going to be a long walk home.

I mostly use this blog to accidentally send replies from @20dollarlolita to the wrong blog, so if you have no idea why I interacted with your post, I probably thought I was on another blog.

[seriouspollynod]

Getting back active on tumblr after a pretty long hiatus. My current blog is @handcraftedplumbingnightmares if anyone from 2015 remembers me and wants to keep following.

[anthonycrowleymoved]

me, your friendly neighborhood villain apologist: zuko was never evil he was just 16

like yeah i know he gets a bonkers good redemption arc but like. he didn’t actually need one because if you give a teenage boy a ship and tell the people on it to listen to him the least you can expect is some attempted murder. that’s not on him at that point

[the-turtleduck-pond]

I’m honestly dumbstruck because I can tell you at 16 if you gave me a ship, a crew, a wise old man, and a mission to kidnap someone I gotta tell you.

I’d be down for it. I’d probably have gone further.

[the-turtleduck-pond]

Wait, this originally happened when he was 13 and I’ll tell you that 13 year old me would have committed atrocities.

[sapphicq]

13yo me would’ve taken the free boat and straight up become a pirate and the fact that Zuko didn’t is really the biggest plot twist in avatar

[the-turtleduck-pond]

AU where Zuko just becomes a pirate.

[sapphicq]

He still sees the light blast and goes to the South Pole but instead of trying to capture aang he rolls up in his free boat like ‘get in losers we’re going to kill my dad’

[the-turtleduck-pond]

Yes, this. I like this.

[roseverdict]

aang: who??? are you???

zuko: exiled son of the fire lord. did these two get you up to speed?

sokka: wait you’re WHAT-?!

katara: what do you mean, YOU’RE THE EXILED SON OF THE-?!

aang: i mean, mostly???

zuko: excellent. i reiterate, get in losers we’re going to kill my dad

[the-cheesemonger13]

aang: i’m personally not up for murder

katara: I AM! your dad is the reason my mom is dead

zuko: i like the enthusiasm. avatar, you can be moral support

sokka: i’d like to hit the loserlord at least one (1) time with my boomerang if possible

zuko: i’ll allow it on the condition that you hit my sister as well

sokka: deal

[salamencerobot]

Jfhdhhdhd

[seriouspollynod]

If anyone got spam from this account, sorry. I had to reset my password and all that great stuff

[seriouspollynod]

This is the “I just got my wisdom teeth pulled and i’m drugged out of my mind” rainbow scarf (In progress). Also my dog. She is in that picture too.

[seriouspollynod]

Oh man Leela was a good doggie.

[landhermitcrabowners-blog]

[eggings]

apparently almost no one’s seen the video it’s free real estate comes from so here it is

[spockvarietyhour]

Stargate SG-1 “Camelot”

[stargatelov3r]

I hate it when people are beamed from a sitting position into a standing position

Just once i want to see the SG-1 literally fall on their asses

[turuasam]

So true!!!

[ohnomilanoo]

Hey there! I accidentally found an online store called Devil Inspired. I don't think I've ever seen it mentioned on any Lolita fashion related sites before. Does it offer good quality clothes? Thank you.

I’ve never heard of it before but they do have some stolen brand photos. They could possibly be a Milanoo reseller. Personally I’d stay away.

[seriouspollynod]

original post from 2013

oh how things have changed, like those stylish fads and the look on your face when I see you for the first time in years

[loumandliker]

it is SO FUNNY when you’re watching a show with horses in it and within the plot of the show the horses are “”””upset””” but the way they communicate this is by placing a nervous nickering sound bite over what is clearly a calm horse placidly performing a practiced trick

[loumandliker]

like clearly this is the correct and humane way to pretend a horse is upset and unhappy but it’s soooo funny like this guys ears aren’t even pinned back!!! he’s just vibing!!! dude did the least amount of rearing to get his apple treats and he can see his handler right behind the camera already reaching into the treat bag!! he’s getting a good grade in being a good little boy and his mommy is going to be so proud

[seriouspollynod]

Dogs pretending to be wolves often need CGI tails because they're so happy to pretend to be wolves that they can't stop wagging.

[crazy-brazilian]

[lh7]

#this is how tumblr callout posts are structured

[froggybangbang]

Have you ever seen a poster and thought.

Wait what.

I just did so i googled

Huh. That seems.... not that far? What about...

Okay. Okay that's... still.... but maybe I'm seeing distances wrong let's try what the poster said

.....

Huh. That's. I'm. Wait what is...

Okay so the international space station is roughly 10 times closer to me than the west coast is that's fine this is fine I'm fine what

[ignescent]

Up is very very near by, it's just hard to get to, because the planet loves us very much and hates to let go.

[depsidase]

[ottermatopoeia]

doctor: you’re also fresh out of potassium me: 0K

[cranquis]

doctor: wanna guess your salt level?

me: Na

[ectonurites]

Okay, that’s IT. As a bisexual ranch dressing supporter I just can’t continue to follow you in good conscience. Why do you industrial carpet shippers all think it’s okay to use bland women as a scapegoat for premium disco culture? Maybe if you actually bothered to read the ukranian degeneracy thesis you’d understand batman’s suntan technique, but I guess you’re just too busy making free insurance consultation posts, so whatever. Blocked, flambéed and unfollowed.

being on mobile and seeing the random generated ask before the warning about it made this an experience

[weidli]

[ID: screenshot of an anon ask reading “gonna send you an angry self righteous anon ask but with a random word generator. Standby” /end ID]

[geekandmisandry]

“Blocked, flambeed and unfollowed” is unironically the funniest thing I’ve seen in a bit of a while.

[20dollarlolita]

okay guys, for the last time

avril is not dead but there are two of her

[seriouspollynod]

when you're trying to just kind of shitpost but you shitpost on the important blog

[issamomma]

So uuuuhhhh…got my daughter a yogurt this morning and learned something new.

[issamomma]

Guys I just realized they meant there’s a city in Texas called Ding Dong. I thought the people at GoGurt were really like, “DING DONG! WAKE UP SHEEPLE. BIG GOVERNMENT DOESN’T WANT YOU TO KNOW. TEXAS IS REAL. LOOK IT UP. GET THIS TO THE PEOPLE.” Like some big exec at Yoplait is ready to lose his life over exposing a national secret through the medium of childrens’ yogurt snack tubes.

[nbsilvally]

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