Nevada&#x27;s #1 Arsonist

am i actually a loser. please be honest.

WHY DO YOU THINK YOUR BETTER THAN ME

I didn’t say that, this time. I just answered your question, that you asked.

#[ heat of the moment ]#[ talking with friends ]#<- ...not.

All Docs are losers until proven cool. You bozos are both losers. ¯\_(ㆆ±ㆆ)_/¯

are there like. any nice docs. do those exist. is that a thing. or would it just not be doc anymore. asking for a friend

toby. smile.

he doesn't count, he's only nice to you, sometimes >:[

n.noo he is nices m.maybe if you were more friend y.y.y.you would know this. smile.

#[ heat of the moment ]#[ talking with friends ]

I've tried to be friends with the guy. he makes it a bit impossible with how much he seems to want to self-isolate from everyone... except you, Hank. He likes you a lot. Way more than he likes me or Deimos. He'd sacrifice us in a heartbeat apparently.

my employees are fucking useless dude.

>_>

what.

:[

stop that.

Q^Q

8(

#[ heat of the moment ]

oeing-oeing-clay

omg did you seriously invite the torturer 😐

#[ heat of the moment ]#[ talking with friends ]#hi hank. waves :)

8(

I'm literally nice... I'm literally niiiiceeee... :[

uhh happy gay day i think. being gay is cool :thumbs_up:. i mean i wouldn't personally but whatever makes u happy yk

#[ heat of the moment ]#[ talking with friends ]#< well. maybe. more than

I know what you are.

You've yet to suggest torture.....

Haven't stumbled upon any posts where doing so makes sense. As of right now. And also I like talking to my friends.

#[ heat of the moment ]#[ hook line and sinker ]

hubris-and-malice

h. hi

(scampers off from fear of clown. Because he's afraid of clowns and also. it's tricky)

- @I-suggest-torture2002

Ah, hello Sanford... Clown isn't here at the moment... Too busy bullying Hank I suspect.

(i may be toopid ooopps)

Oh okay... Hey Christoff. Hell're you doing on tumblr? Aren't you like, busy or something.

hubris-and-malice

I just... Wanted to see what the others were doing on here. There's a startling amount of you on here... And yes I am, but I'm not spending all of my time here. What about you?? What's so appealing about this place?

#hubris-and-malice #[ heat of the moment ]#[ talking with friends ]#The sheer amount of Docs alone man....

Wellllll, at first I was just here 'cause my pal Deimos is... But, yeah, I can't say I'm not... incredibly confused and curious about all the, uh. Alternate universes I think it was called?? It's... weird, seeing people who look like my colleagues but act... completely different.

daily-madcom-drawings

365+111

#ey look it's me

hubris-and-malice

h. hi

(scampers off from fear of clown. Because he's afraid of clowns and also. it's tricky)

- @I-suggest-torture2002

Ah, hello Sanford... Clown isn't here at the moment... Too busy bullying Hank I suspect.

#FUUUCKKC FAKE FAN I DON'T KNOW MY OWN AT. FFFUGFBNMN.#[ heat of the moment ]#[ talking with friends ]#<- well. maybe acquaintances is more accurate but. you're interesting I think.

(i may be toopid ooopps)

Oh okay... Hey Christoff. Hell're you doing on tumblr? Aren't you like, busy or something.

every1 hates me because i am the best 2 ever do it

#why would I hate you...#[ heat of the moment ]#[ talking with friends ]

? I don't hate you?

i would like ! one kiss please !

RUSHES OVER

ew.

like you wouldn't have rushed over if it was hank.

i wouldn't have.

#[ heat of the moment ]#[ talking with friends ]#<- ...ugh

suuuuuuuuure man.

i would like ! one kiss please !

RUSHES OVER

ew.

#[ heat of the moment ]#[ talking with friends ]#<- ...I guess. >( -`±-)

like you wouldn't have rushed over if it was hank.

i would like ! one kiss please !

#[ heat of the moment ]#[ talking with friends ]#<- well. maybe. more than #jdhsisi

RUSHES OVER

If you had to sacrifice someone from your team who would it be

m.m.myself

uhm.... huhhmmm... deimos or sanford. sorry! but you'll be fine probably.

#[ heat of the moment ]#[ talking with friends ]

...Excuse me?

everyone has been plotting against me my whole life cus they were jealous of me.

HELLO????

... hello ? can i help you ?

who are you.

mm. who do you think i am?

well i know who i think you are but that cant be right.

wanna share your thoughts with the class? and stranger things have happened i feel.

well. you seem to be me but im me. so.

maybe. maybe not.

WHY IS THERE ANOTHER ONE

I, too, wish to know that

i dont like all of you impersonating me. i did not get stabbed in the face just so i could get called a poser.

.or fake.

I do not believe you're a poser. In fact I fully believe you are who you say you are. In a way, at least. Unless my readings are incorrect, but that is quite unlikely

If I may ask, what's your... group like? Is the torturer working for you yet?

the torturer??? i mean. we have someone who does that but its not like. his only job.

It is his title, is it not?

no. he does. like demolitions. bombs and stuff yanno.

Hm. Intriguing

why.

Here is a better question, is the killing machine working with you? On a more permanent basis?

dont call her that she doesnt like it

Her?

yes? what do you... why are you confused??

It seems we are indeed in different versions of Nevada. Especially given that the device you are on is supposedly located ten meters from mine

Unless this is Deimos pulling an elaborate prank, in which case I would applaud your creativity

this isnt a really funny joke. what the. situation your talking about.

Ah, do you not have a teammate who is... How do I put this.... different? No name, no past, almost total amnesia?

uhm. no. well hank cant remember things. but thats just cus of the brain damage. i think.

Fascinating. I wonder what else is different between our worlds

im better here.

I see

i couuldd probably do all the fighting myself bu i have. a job

Alright then

your sooo. dismissive.

For someone who has a job, you seem to have plenty of time left to brag about things you "could" be doing instead

my job involves alot of supervising people as if their stupid children. most of it is just waiting for something to happen and im BORED. if i had something more pressing to do i wouldn't be here.