"I fink I may 'ave bruised summfing when I fell down the stairs...."
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"I fink I may 'ave bruised summfing when I fell down the stairs...."
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15) "I 'ave to leave the country."
[My generator isn't even distancing the numbers much LOL]
"Don't ask why I just 'ave to....."
His stomach was churning in the most unpleasant way, the fingers of one of his hands tapped against the desk top while he rested his forehead against the other one. 2D's head was throbbing with this head splitting migraine, he lifted his head and yanked the pill bottle from his bag laying by his desk on the floor and shook out a few pills. He tossed them into his mouth and swallowed them down before looking up at the girl.
"Do yew know a good place to hide? Summwhere not here?"
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17) "Let’s build a pillow fort!"
"It's better than just sittin' round here doin' nothin'."
It was better then trying to come up with another Art lesson and besides architecture was an Art form right? That could be their lesson for the day, how to make your sculpture thingy stable even if its made out of usually unstable materials. Really 2D just wanted to build a pillow fort.
"Besides it can be the new lesson, yew 'ave to keep it standin' till the end of class."
[2D is best Art teacher XD]
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he’s a good person for just meeting her :D <3 :)
XD Well he is relatively a good person anyways and besides she's a lady, its not nice to beat up a lady LOL
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13) "Wow! That’s the worst black eye ’ve ever seen."
"An' I should know I 'ad enough of 'em. Did yew get into a fight?"
Did the Culinary teacher get into a fight? Get beat up? Who would hit a lady!? That just wasn't right. He just needed a name from Loki and he'd have some words with the unlucky bugger who did that. He would try to beat them up, but he wasn't sure he'd do any good and if it were a student well he could go to jail!
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"I was told to get three members," he stated simply. The school had never told him if they needed to be students or not, but he simply assumed that it didn’t matter. As long as people were willing to work hard and swim, Haruka wasn’t going to disallow them from not joining the team. Besides, he needed all of the swimmers he could get; it was easier to do relays with more people.
"Only three members? Well that won't take yew long at all."
If all he needed was three member's to make the club up, then he'd be swimming by the end of the week at the latest. 2D himself wasn't the best person to ask for this kind of thing. Not after what happened back during the Plastic Beach album, he rather dislikes water now. Well its not that he dislikes it, its just unsettling now.
" Ah um I a, I can't really swim though, should 'ave mentioned that first huh.."
{Tifa and 2D}
The brunette tended to consider the fact that few people chose to take her class as a curse. She had so much free time on her hands, she tended to roam the campus out of boredom. At least she had learned to stick around places she already knew and slowly explore, rather than wander aimlessly…
"Oh! I’m sorry, I was lost in my own little world." Tifa stepped closer, rather than try to speak to the young man from across the hallway. He wasn’t anybody she could recall having met before. That shouldn’t surprise her, really; there weren’t many people she did know well. She crossed her arms but settled her face in a gentle smile, not wanting to ward him off.
"Is there something you need?"
She really hadn't seemed like she had been paying much mind until he had called out to her. She kind of looked how 2D felt when he was kind of dazing in and out of conversations. Except maybe she didn't do it as frequently as he seemed to do. She crossed the hallway so he thankfully wouldn't have to awkwardly yell across the hall just to talk to her or cross the hall himself.
"Huh, 'appens to me all the time." He admitted with a twinge of a smile.
Yes lost in his own little world of zombies and strange daydreams heavily influenced by him taking way too many pills everyday because he was ridiculously addicted. That was just the price to pay for taking so many to make everything stop hurting, then again it wasn't exactly his fault he needed to take them in large amounts because they stopped working. And he was doing it again, focus Stu-pot.
"Right, 'elp. Yew know where I can get some metal pipes? I need them for class"
// 2D & Loki
Once she was within a few feet of him she was only a tiny bit surprised by how tall he was; easily over a foot taller than her but that wasn’t really a shock, most people in the school were. What was most surprising was his eyes; how they were as black as what she’s seen by demons.
The only reason she didn’t avoid him at this point was because of the feeling she got from him.Completely positive, she almost felt safe around this guy, surprisingly enough.
His accent on the other hand, she could tell he was British or something along those lines “Oh I know where that’s at, but…classes are over for the day…” Loki honestly couldn’t gauge age all that well but she was certain that he was a student. Maybe.
"That's good then the room won't be used right? I wouldn't 'ave to interrupt a class then."
He'd get a good look before he'd leave for the night and settle into his room and meet his roommate. It was a good thing that she knew where it was it make this trip a little shorter and he wouldn't look like he was pacing the hallway completely lost. It would look suspicious and he wouldn't want to leave a bad impression before classes had even start.
"Yew do know? Can you take me there?"
2D didn't really see a problem if they weren't going to disturb a class or something like that. No he didn't know about the fact that she thought he was a student, he didn't even consider that. Why would he? He knew exactly how old he was and what he was doing there, so he didn't consider people wouldn't think he was here for what he really was here for.
"Please join." He handed the stranger a beautifully illustrated flyer with Kerria Swim Team handwritten in precise, elegant handwriting at the top. With the stare he was giving the stranger, it felt like they didn’t really have much of a choice but to join.
2D took the flier in one hand jostling the pipes in his arms dropping two in the process as he read the paper handed to him. "Well that actually sounds fun, but I don't fink teacher's are allowed to join students' clubs, yew might 'ave better luck not giving 'em to teachers."
{Tifa and 2D}
2D hadn't been in his room for most of the morning, since his class was more of an elective he had smaller groups than the core classes so he gave them a small assignment to paint, draw, make a collage, whatever they wanted about something they were passionate about. It was an easy simple thing, now he just had to remember it for when they turned it in by the end of the next week. He had written it down hadn't he? After he let them loose so they could work on it he was on the search himself, a search for materials. But where would he be able to find segments of metal pipes on campus?
"All I 'ave to do is find the garage right? Where they hold the class...."
Which he had no idea where that was, but then again he didn't even know where his class was half the time. Might as well just ask instead of send what time he had left looking for it. It was class time though, the campus was nearly empty. Thankfully he did see someone, a brunette woman just walking by.
" 'scuse me. Miss?"
Oh my god I fell asleep D: Ughhh why am I sleeping so much, there's like this huge line of "s" in the starter I'm writing for Tifa, um..... Yeah.....
Guess who's home a bit earlier than expected? :D Okay so I've got one starter to make heck yeah~ I'm getting on that right now!
Alright I'm off to work, I'll be back in like 4ish hours? Like this if you'd like to get a starter from 2D :D See you guys soon!
no you really don’t
// 2D & Loki
”How many times has he passed by this room???”
Vibrant hues would flicker up from her lesson plan whenever the figure would walk by her classroom window. Every 5 to 10 minutes she’d see him pass by, almost as if he was pacing and she knew it was the same person primarily for the fact that he had slightly greyish skin and blue hair; distinctive features that she hadn’t seen in anyone else at the this school.
Now that it dawned on her she hadn’t seen him here before either. Perking up as a small shiver up her spine. “I’m over thinking this, he must be a new student or something” shaking her head to rid her mind of any ridiculous thoughts.
Standing up and taking a calming breath she declared it was time to go home. Packing her things and checking the room/kitchen one more time before killing the lights and locking the door behind her. The little woman could see him down the hall, looking as lost as ever “Oh this may be the death of me…” a small mutter as she headed towards him “Excuse me! Are you lost??”
2D's arrival time was later than he was expected to be there, all because of several incidents he couldn't be held accountable for and would rather forget happened. He got there just in time for everything to start closing down and everyone was packing up ready to get home. He stopped to ask about his rooms, but with odd looks he was shooed off to another person farther down the hall. There he was handed a small slip of paper with two room numbers and the name of a single building on it, one was where he would be staying, the other was where he'd be teaching his class, the name however was one he recognized as one he had seen on his way here. He was pushed out of the room before he was able to ask where anything was at and was sent on his way.
"I still can't believe 'm a teacher."
Finding his class was top priority for the Brit at the moment, he figured he had all night to find his room so it'd be better to find the class so he wouldn't have to worry about it when classes picked up the next day. Finding the building was a bit more difficult than he had thought though, he did manage to find someone who knew a bit about the campus to point him in the right direction. The building was pretty quiet as he walked up the hallway, he passed the rooms reading each of the numbers as he passed, he reached the end of the hallway before he realized he didn't remember the number. After looking back at the paper rereading the number and walking back down the hall he thought that maybe he had seen it back at the other end. This went on and on for a while, before 2D started to get a little frustrated.
"This is absolutely pointless!" He threw his hands up.
“Excuse me! Are you lost??”
"Wot?"
2D glanced over his shoulder standing there was a rather petite black haired woman with startling bright eyes.
"Ummmm.... summfink like that. I can't find the Art room."
meet the muse;
LEGAL NAME: Stuart Pots
ALIAS[ES]: 2D, Faceache, Stu-pot, D, Toochi -only called that by Noodles though- [Any of that's correct~]
DATE OF BIRTH: May 23
GENDER | SPECIES: Male I Human
PLACE OF BIRTH: Crawley, England
CURRENT LIVING CONDITIONS: Kerria Academy Teacher's dorms.
SPOKEN LANGUAGES: English
EDUCATION: Attended St. Wilfred's School, and has a Bachelor's degree in Law from Oxford University.
OCCUPATION: Teacher, Singer and Frontman of Gorillaz
DRINK | SMOKE | DRUGS: Yes | Yes | Yes.
LIKE[S]: Zombie movies [anything zombie really] and Video games [specifically Pong],
DISLIKE[S]: Pickles [he's allergic]
FEAR[S]: Whales
PERSONALITY TRAITS: Trusting, Naive, dimwitted, irresponsible accident-prone.
DISORDERS: Umm none really he has addictions though, and quite a few of them.
{ P H Y S I C A L I N F O R M A T I O N }
HAIR COLOR: Azure Blue
EYE COLOR: Completely pure black
HEIGHT: 6' 2"
TATTOOS: He's got the number 23 tattooed on his upper left arm.
PIERCINGS: None
{ F A M I L Y I N F O R M A T I O N }
SIBLING[S]: None.
PARENT[S]: Father David and Mother Rachel
CHILDREN: None.
PET[S]: None.
{ R E L A T I O N S H I P I N F O R M A T I O N }
SEXUAL PREFERENCE: Undefined
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Single