oh shit oh fuck

Oh look it's the blog I've had since I was 15

[nintendo-wheee]

[strange-aeons]

My elderly French neighbours are convinced that my partner is known Canadian comedian Mae Martin. I see them in the hallway and they're like “saw your partner on that magazine cover :)” “heard they’re producing a movie oooh we got famous people in the building :)” and I'm like GUYS i have told you before that MY WIFE IS NOT KNOWN CANADIAN COMEDIAN MAE MARTIN!!!! This is the greatest interaction I've ever had in my life!!!!!

[strange-aeons]

This is driving me a new type of insane

[strange-aeons]

[iamoutofideas]

guy who listens to tool: hey man you ever listened to tool?

guy who lives near a construction site:

[tumblr]

Reblogs in a chain now get their own notes

The reblog chain is one of the things that makes Tumblr unlike anywhere else. All the notes on reblogs are attributed to the original post, no matter which branch people actually liked or reblogged. We want to keep encouraging conversations, and give contributors the recognition they deserve. 

Soon, you'll be able to like, reblog, or reply to any part of a reblog chain, and that note will go to that reblog's author. Each reblog will have its own counts, instead of one aggregated number from every version of the post. And yes, you’ll be able to like multiple posts in one chain.

If a reblog doesn't add anything, the love flows up to the last person in the chain who did. Your post doesn't lose notes just because people spread it quietly.

Past notes will stay on the original post — we're only changing what happens from here on out. Retroactively re-attributing all of them would be... a lot.

This is just the beginning. More changes are coming as we keep building this out – stay tuned!

[tumblr]

Let's talk about reblog notes.

We rolled out a significant change to how notes work on reblogs, and the reaction has been strong. We're not going to pretend otherwise. 

First things first: We're reversing the change. Your feedback in comments, emails, and especially reblogs, made clear that the rollout created problems we need to address before moving forward. We also should have communicated this differently from the start, and we didn't.

We still believe there's a better version of how reblogs can work. One that gives every voice in a chain the credit it deserves. But we want to get there with you.

In the coming days we'll share more on how we plan to do that,  including ways to work directly with some of you on this and future changes before they ship.

Keep an eye on @staff for updates to come soon. 

[strange-aeons]

HOLY SHIT WE DID IT EVERYONE!!!!

[c0smicjellyfish]

✨🩷💛 charmac as spongebobpatrick 💛🩷✨

[trilobiteshawty]

How life has been lately

[memewhore]

[mierac]

ok well we’re bringing that back obviously

[romcommunist]

me latibulating

[dogpuppy]

[hottestroadkill]

i think chris flemings is one of the only comedians thats going to get into heaven

[destielmemenews]

"What's led to him being arrested is information in the Epstein files around activities while he was a trade envoy.

Although we don't know specifics, there has to be an assumption that part of this is going to be the sharing of documents within the Epstein files - between Andrew and Jeffrey Epstein himself. That's when Thames Valley Police got involved."

BBC

AP News

USA Today

[phordle]

Daily Phordle 4 February 2026

Your daily Dan and Phil themed phordle puzzle for today is here

Reblog with your score!

Don't forget you can submit words via ask

Today's word was submitted by: danielhowell

💚💛Browse and play the Phordle archive💛💚

[woman-becomer]

tumblr users love reading. you literally stopped for this post just because it has words in it

[interpolationz]

this is one of my favorite bits about tumblr

the users seem to actually prefer text posts to anything else, and treat it as a chore to play a video especially with sound

[lazzarella]

[sunnydaze081]

5.

[illmadekn1ght]

i’ve genuinely had this in my calendar for a couple of years this is so exciting

[wheeloffortune-design]

sometimes a friend comes by to drop something and says "yeah after that i'm off to a puzzle warehouse" and you have no choice but to leave your depression spiral, get dressed, and follow that friend to the middle of nowhere to see the puzzle warehouse

there's two floors.

[cb-writes-stuff]

@joy-and-whimsy-official

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

Joy and whimsy detected! The puzzle warehouse is joyful and whimsical!

[pisshandkerchief]

you guys remember that supernatural episode where famine like the literal horseman of the apocalypse takes over a town and everyone is like dean why isn't this affecting you I thought you loved food and sex and then famine confronts him about it and is like yeah it's because you don't have any desires at all actually there's just a big empty black hole in there. yeah

[markofcastiel]

this was such a great representation of major depression and then they did nothing with it

[teaboot]

using gluten-free potato flour, chickpea water, artificial sweetener, lactose-free milk, and that ‘cant believe it’s not butter’ shit to make what scientists are calling “improbable cake”

[catswithpancakehands-deactivate]

this sounds improbable. can i have a slice?

[fluxxdog]

unlikely

[broken-horn-of-equius]

So does it really exist? Or is it a lie??

[fluxxdog]

Two things can be real.

[teaboot]

Please do not continue to question the probability of my statistically aberrant cake

[strange-aeons]

against all odds i have brought it into existence

[greglestrade]

I know I literally only come here and ask for help lol but this is very much a desperate last ditch I am so sorry for asking attempt. Our car has broken (one of the pipes has a hole that makes it undriveable) and because the pipe is hard to source cos the car is old the quote is £450😵‍💫. We’ve got £200 scraped together and that’s all we can find right now due to all other expenses.

My partner uses it for work everyday and we use it to get the twins to nursery so it’s very much needed. It’s like £40 for an uber everyday to his work and without the work obviously we can’t pay rent.

This is again a really im sorry post but I just have to try anything and obviously I don’t expect anyone right now in this climate to just have free money but yeah idk. Something just seems to happen every week that screws us and having twins is expensive lol. My PayPal is [email protected] if anyone can help I’ll be so so grateful. Thankyou for reading <3