SHSL Competetive Eater

My name is Byakuya Togami. I will pay you to not to make jokes about my weight. Thank you for your consideration and do not talk to me ever again. ------------------------------------------- Affiliated with Academy of Wizardry House: Gryffindor Year: 6th Dorm: G/C-1

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((ah yes more dang ropers for togami to harass the pen is pleased))

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Humpty Dumpty had a great fall [Open 1]

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  “Mr. Porkfeet, I—I’m hurt!” she yelled (or rather, screeched) sadly, picking at the food on her plate with a pout. “After all we’ve been through together, you really think that? That’s terrible and insensitive! All that lying must be bad for your complexion…”

They hadn’t actually done much together - literally - except banter. It wasn’t as if they actually fought, at least. He was one of the only people who she DIDN’T fight with, in fact. His endless patience really was a virtue.

She felt something hit the side of her face and she crinkled her nose, feeling her cheek. …Food? Someone had thrown food at her! Her bottom lip curled in and wobbled and her eyes widened as she felt tears prick her eyes. Someone threw food at her!! “Someone… someone threw food at me—!! Mr. Porkfeet, help, help!!”

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"Mhm."

Togami had tuned out of her complaining a while back; the only forms of attention he was really giving her were slight, inconsistent glances up from his food. Though, he must have had extremely good timing when he looked up again just in time to see food get flung across the tables.

The Gryffindor was bent on just ignoring her complaints, but even he couldn't turn a blind eye to such childish and rude behavior. Plus, food was involved and he hated seeing it go to waste over something so trivial.

"... You have got to be joking right now," he groaned and wiped the stuff from Hiyoko's face with a napkin before turning to face the most obvious culprits from another table. No doubt they'd be getting a piece of his mind if he had anything to say about it. Togami wasn't the type to instigate fights either though, and he figured a  harsh glare would suffice all the same. No one ever thought it'd be a good idea to fuck with this tubby Gryffindor.

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{togami - the most despairing project in the history of mankind

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Hiyoko sighed as she gazed from the books on the table to Togami, and back at the books. He was so… “Booooring! Acting isn’t about reading theories, it’s about standing people up!” She smiled innocently and shot Togami a look. You know. That look. 

The look that clearly said she was going to make this a bit more interesting.

“Instead of doing lame, lame studying, let’s jump right into it! …Or well, I can, but you may not a little help,” she snickered, “After all, I don’t need to fish through textbooks to learn how to say a few lines.”

“You just need to do everything with passion!” She lifted up her leg and swayed around for a moment, “Like, if you were going to do this…” She slammed her foot down, startling a few smaller boys on the opposite side of the room. “Crush something! See, Mr. Porkfeet?”

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And of course, Togami figured he didn't have time to deal with her antics today. Not after the way she so rudely stood him up.

He caught a glimpse of that familiar little expression she shot him and promptly huffed, only seeming to become a bit more irritated as she spoke. 

"I had spent a lot of time finding those books and we are going to use them whether you like it or not," he stubbornly exclaimed, still returning her smiles with a deep frown (or was it a pout?). "There are many things you can learn from reading up on various acting methods and frankly, you'll need it more than I."

Saying was another thing from actually doing when it came to Togami, though, and while acting was practically second nature to him, he still had a certain air of certainty he had to live up to. Basically, he liked researching and getting things right the first time.

The only thing that brought him out of this pouty little funk was the loud resounding bang Hiyoko's display had caused. Now he just wasn't sure if he wanted to get this over with sloppily or not.

"Oi! Quiet down, we're in a library you ignorant urchin," Togami shot her the most serious glare he could muster up as he spoke, "Take your "passion" to some place that'll appreciate it more, Saionji."

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viewing break // open

[inlucisco]

Dorothy’s scowl made it all the more obvious that Togami’s company was not wanted.

“It is,” She said with a tone of agitation.

Despite her desire for the other to leave, Dorothy quickly set on analyzing the sixth year. She hadn’t seen him, or just not often enough to make note of him, but knew he was in Gryffindor due to the colors in his robes.

Perro the II took note of his owner’s aggression, and began to nuzzle against Dorothy in an attempt to cheer her up.

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Then it was blatantly obvious that Togami was just ignoring the Ravenclaw's expression. Don't take it personally though; he does this with just about everyone and is noted to be one of the most stubborn characters in his game of origin.

"Well then, I hope you don't mind if I settle down to catch up on some things," he said simply, more to himself than anything. He didn't care what her response would be; he'll stay here for as long as he wants.

Togami was even quicker to move at her side, wanting to see the view of the grounds from this perch. He probably hadn't even noticed the other's cat nuzzling against her since he was so fixated on other things. Goes to show just how much he bothers himself with the concern of others. 

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aCCIDENTALLY EXITING OUT OF A REPLY AND TUMBLR DOESNT SAVE IT

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komature said: do you not like compliments, togami-kun? but someone as powerful as you certainly deserves them!

 of course i like compliments; who doesn't? 

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komature said: no, it’s alright, togami-kun! whats a worthless person like me meaning to judge you off of? your charming and handsome good looks?

thank you for the compliments but i literally mean let's not talk about this ever again.

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komature said: im not planning to do anything, togami-kun! unless you want me to plan something for you… ah, well, id be happy to do that! if you want to use me for that reason, dont hold back! (u wont fall for my plot…but ull fall for ME0

 forget i even asked

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komature said: what did i do, togami-kun

its not so much what you did as what youre planning on doing 

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komature said: :-0

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im laughing because all the core characters of chapter 1 are taken and active oh boy i cant wait for the despair to ensue

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{ 001 | open } witch gone rogue

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{Alright so far so good. People were doing a horrible job at avoiding her but she was doing a flawless job of keeping out of their way. The school ghosts were lucky. They could disappear but they didn’t have to deal with bumping into people since everyone they encountered walked right through them.}

{She was so close to reaching the tower when she was rudely pushed backwards. Although to be quite honest she was the rude one since people really couldn’t account for her presence when she was invisible. Even if the actual collision couldn’t be considered rude what came next was definitely pushing it.}

“Hey! Hey!”

{Some asshole’s hands were all up in her personal space. Not okay. Not fucking okay. Just because she couldn’t be seen didn’t mean she could be harassed by some random pervert.}

“Well, it seems my disappearing exploits have reached your lovely little ears, fantastic, now get your hands off of me. I get that I’m a total babe and all but you can’t even see that I am so you really have no excuse.”

{Seriously, who did this kid think he was? Looking all smug because he found the supposed cause of the mayhem ensuing in the corridors. Last time she checked Hogwarts didn’t have hall monitors since you didn’t really need them with all these super powerful witches and wizards as professors.}

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Don't get ahead of yourself, now. This boy was always going to have that smug little smirk plastered on his face no matter what. It was just more apparent now because he found what everyone else has been running away from. 

He was quick to pull his hands away when he was sure that it was another person replying to him and made sure to keep them at his sides when said person sounded less than happy to be patted down.

"I apologize for my hasty behavior. I only wanted to make sure I was dealing with what I thought I would be dealing with. This sort of thing doesn't happen every day," he took a few steps back, keeping his gaze on the area before him and his ears open for the slightest sound from this mysterious witch. " And if it's any consolation, you sound lovely." 

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Humpty Dumpty had a great fall [Open 1]

[counterfeitactor]

“Hey now, don’t think I’m doing it to be mean. It’s just.. weird. Everyone will think you’re weird or something. I’m trying to help you, at least following me they’d think you had too or something.” She didn’t know how hard it was to help people, she should have just kept her usual self at bay and not even crack at the inkling of someone else’s being. “But I can do things all by myself.” Well, that’s what she thought. As long as she was able to do whatever she wanted on her own accord she could face the consequences.

Turning a corner did she take notice to one of the painting that was a bit crooked than the others. Slowly adjusting it so that it was straight did hole open up in the wall. It wasn’t that large but good enough to get them both inside and seeing how empty the hall was, they wouldn’t get caught out. Inside were various cobwebs making home and little insects crawling around on the wall in their stead. Pointing inside, “Just get down on your knees and crawl in and there should be a ladder at the end. I’ll follow right after you okay?” Hopefully the other didn’t mind getting his clothes dirty for the small trip.

“Though I did tell Ene to clean the thing up. She seems to forget just like me.” She would have to remind her later on if it came to her. “My time? Hey I use my time quite well. Besides, what do I need time for if I’m going to miss a lot of things? Now come on, get down on all fours and make your way in. I don’t want us getting caught.”

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"Crawling? Ladder?" Togami was already starting to regret following this girl into the unfamiliar depths of the school's shortcut detours. "Why did I think it was a good idea to listen to you."

Nevertheless, he toughened up and fit (just barely) through the space, hoping that the trip wasn't going to be as agonizingly long as he assumed it would be. This was probably a bad idea, too. The whole 'forcing the fat kid through the small crawlspace first' was just a generally terribly thought out plan of action. Are you starting to see what's wrong with this picture now?

Ene? That name didn't sound off any bells for the Gryffindor. Togami tried not to reply to her while he was face-deep in cobwebs and other dusty things, not willing to risk choking and dying on insect guts down here. He would only give the occasional grunt or turn and nod slightly in response to her words.

Thankfully, the journey really wasn't as long as he thought and Togami was quick to get to his feet, huffing slightly as he tried to catch his breath again. Now his next obstacle was going to be climbing this damned ladder.

"Remind me to never do something like this again, Enomoto."

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Humpty Dumpty had a great fall [Open 1]

[counterfeitactor]

“Oh well then, let’s go.” If she remembered correctly, she knew these alternate routes were something she had to teach Ene many a time and they were practically etched in her mind. As she was ready to lead her way did she notice the hand that was extended out to her, her cheeks puffed up into a pout as she contemplated on whether to take it or not. Did he really care that much if she fell over or not? Truth be told, she believed that she was going to be okay and if she denied his hand again it would be the second time. The first, he did play it off really well but..

“I- I .. No. I’m fine, I’m sure. Besides, it would be weird holding my hand.” It was practically okay to be carried but with this she hid her hands with the use of her long sleeves and made sure to cross them in front of her chest. “Like if you want to hold a hand, you have a second one right there. Hold that.” She didn’t dare point fearing that he would grab her own and probably not release it. It’s probably that she was embarrassed, it was already enough what he was doing before and maybe she was just returning the favor.

“Six years? I haven’t seen you around but I probably missed loads of classes. I don’t see why they haven’t kicked me out yet.” She shook her head as she thought about it, it was most likely that her twin had helped her out in a few pinches that related to her tardies.

“Time huh? It waits for no one you know, so you need to make a bit.” She spoke casually as if she knew so much about it.

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"Tch. Have it your way, then."

He could easily tell now that she didn't want to be babied, judging from the little huffy look she was trying to hide from him. Though, she was pushing it a little when she went so far as to call the mere act of holding hands "weird." 

No matter then, he'd just decided to keep his appendages to himself anyway. Togami followed suit, keeping close to Enomoto as they ventured through the vacant halls and towards the first detour.

His mind went over the last few years at the school as she spoke and it got him thinking on how often he had seen her in their classes. To be honest, she was probably just as much of a stranger to him as he was to her. And usually, his attention to minute details like that was exceptional.

Nevertheless, he simply nodded as he spoke up again, "Then it seems I'm not the only one that needs to work on their time management skills."

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I CANT STOP EATING THIS COOKIES

Pen (via shinou)

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Humpty Dumpty had a great fall [Open 1]

[antiyoko-blog]

She pursed her lips, annoyed as she listened. She had heard that answer - several times in fact, when she had hinted towards the same question. And it, frankly, just bugged her? Did it mean Togami didn’t care about her opinion too? Then why did he tolerate her? Did he really not care for his housemates? How was he in Gryffindor then?! She didn’t understand and it pissed her off.

There was no point in bugging people if they didn’t care about her opinion. Which just made her want to spend more time with Togami in hopes he’ll show some sort of emotion aside from indifference.

“Waaaah! How mean! Even me, Mr. Porkfeet?” she asked, frowning and batting her eyelashes. She slid into the spot beside him, picking at her food with disinterest. She took small, slow bites, watching Togami intensely. 

She reverted back to her normal, cheerful self after hearing Togami’s snarky comment. “Aye-aye, captain!”

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Togami had much more to his character than most would assume if they just took a moment's glance at him, but he figured it was good to stay just a little bit vague to most people. He had nothing to prove to anyone but himself! 

Though, if he knew Hiyoko was dead set on getting a rise out of him, he would've (maybe, probably, not really) opened up his emotions to her sooner. He watched as Hiyoko pulled her 'give me some sympathy' look on him, but kept stuffing his mouth in response instead.

"Yes, even you, Saionji," he pondered if he should throw in an 'especially you' in there just to make her even more irritated, but figured that it wasn't worth the trouble she was going most certainly going to cause him in return. She had already agreed to stay as unnoticeable as possible, but how long was that going to last? "As I said before, you aren't any more special than anyone else in this room."

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{togami - the most despairing project in the history of mankind

Saionji Hiyoko was not happy. It wasn’t as if she didn’t like Drama class - because she did! It gave her excuses to laugh at people and to show up people when they were downright failures at the assignment. But partnered projects were the bane of her existence, especially assigned partner projects…

And most of all, assigned partner projects with Byakuya Togami of all people.

She looked at the time, knowing she was late. To be specific… one hour late. If she was going to have a miserable time, she wanted Togami to have a miserable time as well. 

She grabbed her bag and her wand and made her way to the library which (thankfully) wasn’t very far from where she had been sitting. Really, she had been doing absolutely nothing. She just wanted to waste time instead of being with Togami.

As she walked into the library she put a sunny smile on her face, heading to where Togami was sitting. He always sat in the same area when she saw him in here - and it wasn’t as if she went to the library often.

“I’m here, I’m here! I had to help a first year out with their bags… poor thing,” she said, knowing he would know it was a lie.

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It's not like Togami was having a good time dealing with the outcome, either.

Of all the people to get paired up with, it had to be Hiyoko Saionji. Now granted, he knew she was just as capable in the fine arts as he was, given her exceptional talents on the stage, but he was more concerned about her ability to work with other people and how it would affect their creative processes.

His suspicions were only solidified when he was left waiting in the library for an hour after their intended meet-up time. Needless to say, Togami was not happy with such an unprofessional display. He was practically glaring from the top of his current novel as Hiyoko finally make her appearance and his mood just soured as she gave him her piss-poor excuse.

"I don't care. You're late," he said through a sneer as he set his book on the table. Togami must've been ready to get working already; there were books needed for the project strewn all about in front of him.