dancing queen young and sweet

don't look at me like that, i'm just a cute little girl! see? year 6 / slytherin A-1

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Togami had much more to his character than most would assume if they just took a moment’s glance at him, but he figured it was good to stay just a little bit vague to most people. He had nothing to prove to anyone but himself! 

Though, if he knew Hiyoko was dead set on getting a rise out of him, he would’ve (maybe, probably, not really) opened up his emotions to her sooner. He watched as Hiyoko pulled her ‘give me some sympathy’ look on him, but kept stuffing his mouth in response instead.

“Yes, even you, Saionji,” he pondered if he should throw in an ‘especially you’ in there just to make her even more irritated, but figured that it wasn’t worth the trouble she was going most certainly going to cause him in return. She had already agreed to stay as unnoticeable as possible, but how long was that going to last? “As I said before, you aren’t any more special than anyone else in this room.”

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"Mr. Porkfeet, I--I'm hurt!" she yelled (or rather, screeched) sadly, picking at the food on her plate with a pout. "After all we've been through together, you really think that? That's terrible and insensitive! All that lying must be bad for your complexion..."

They hadn't actually done much together - literally - except banter. It wasn't as if they actually fought, at least. He was one of the only people who she DIDN'T fight with, in fact. His endless patience really was a virtue.

She felt something hit the side of her face and she crinkled her nose, feeling her cheek. ...Food? Someone had thrown food at her! Her bottom lip curled in and wobbled and her eyes widened as she felt tears prick her eyes. Someone threw food at her!! "Someone... someone threw food at me--!! Mr. Porkfeet, help, help!!"

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{togami - the most despairing project in the history of mankind

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It’s not like Togami was having a good time dealing with the outcome, either.

Of all the people to get paired up with, it had to be Hiyoko Saionji. Now granted, he knew she was just as capable in the fine arts as he was, given her exceptional talents on the stage, but he was more concerned about her ability to work with other people and how it would affect their creative processes.

His suspicions were only solidified when he was left waiting in the library for an hour after their intended meet-up time. Needless to say, Togami was not happy with such an unprofessional display. He was practically glaring from the top of his current novel as Hiyoko finally make her appearance and his mood just soured as she gave him her piss-poor excuse.

“I don’t care. You’re late,” he said through a sneer as he set his book on the table. Togami must’ve been ready to get working already; there were books needed for the project strewn all about in front of him. 

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Hiyoko sighed as she gazed from the books on the table to Togami, and back at the books. He was so… “Booooring! Acting isn’t about reading theories, it’s about standing people up!” She smiled innocently and shot Togami a look. You know. That look. 

The look that clearly said she was going to make this a bit more interesting.

“Instead of doing lame, lame studying, let’s jump right into it! …Or well, I can, but you may not a little help,” she snickered, “After all, I don’t need to fish through textbooks to learn how to say a few lines.”

“You just need to do everything with passion!” She lifted up her leg and swayed around for a moment, “Like, if you were going to do this…” She slammed her foot down, startling a few smaller boys on the opposite side of the room. “Crush something! See, Mr. Porkfeet?”

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{togami - the most despairing project in the history of mankind

Saionji Hiyoko was not happy. It wasn't as if she didn't like Drama class - because she did! It gave her excuses to laugh at people and to show up people when they were downright failures at the assignment. But partnered projects were the bane of her existence, especially assigned partner projects...

And most of all, assigned partner projects with Byakuya Togami of all people.

She looked at the time, knowing she was late. To be specific... one hour late. If she was going to have a miserable time, she wanted Togami to have a miserable time as well. 

She grabbed her bag and her wand and made her way to the library which (thankfully) wasn't very far from where she had been sitting. Really, she had been doing absolutely nothing. She just wanted to waste time instead of being with Togami.

As she walked into the library she put a sunny smile on her face, heading to where Togami was sitting. He always sat in the same area when she saw him in here - and it wasn't as if she went to the library often.

"I'm here, I'm here! I had to help a first year out with their bags... poor thing," she said, knowing he would know it was a lie.

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“I do mean it, Saionji. I’ve grown past the point of caring for anyone’s opinions that aren’t my own,” his responses seemed a little more tuned out than usual, especially having gone over this topic several times over the years. It also didn’t help that his focus was more fixated on the hoard of food still scattered down the long table.

Togami was indifferent towards whether she wanted to sit alongside him or not, as long as she didn’t meddle in his feasting. He gave a slight shrug as he took at seat at the table and pat a seat for Hiyoko to take next to him, blatantly (and to an extent, smugly) ignoring the dirty looks his housemates were shooting him for allowing a bratty little Slytherin to join them. 

“Just learn your place and try to keep your mouth shut,” Oh? I see we’re back to that cold attitude again. Togami should’ve listened to his own words though, seeing as how he was talking with a mouthful of meat and bread and other delicious goodies that no one else could possibly fit into their mouth at one given moment. Despite the harsh warning, he seemed so content now, finally being able to feed in his natural habitat.

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She pursed her lips, annoyed as she listened. She had heard that answer - several times in fact, when she had hinted towards the same question. And it, frankly, just bugged her? Did it mean Togami didn't care about her opinion too? Then why did he tolerate her? Did he really not care for his housemates? How was he in Gryffindor then?! She didn't understand and it pissed her off.

There was no point in bugging people if they didn't care about her opinion. Which just made her want to spend more time with Togami in hopes he'll show some sort of emotion aside from indifference.

"Waaaah! How mean! Even me, Mr. Porkfeet?" she asked, frowning and batting her eyelashes. She slid into the spot beside him, picking at her food with disinterest. She took small, slow bites, watching Togami intensely. 

She reverted back to her normal, cheerful self after hearing Togami's snarky comment. "Aye-aye, captain!"

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“I couldn’t care less whether my housemates hated me or not,” Togami said smugly as he watched Hiyoko move about in front of him. “Their opinions do not matter to me in the slightest.”

He sounded so sure of himself; sure enough that he was able to brush off the thought without a moment’s hesitation. The only thing that mattered to him was his schoolwork and his food. 

Even now, he had completely disregarded the other students’ awkward and bemused expressions with their arrival, striding past proudly alongside Hiyoko. 

“When I meant that you were at fault, Saionji, I meant that you could just as easily fall under your own housemates’ respectful opinions,” he scoffed, folding his arms over his hefty chest. “We are in a rivalry, after all. I may not mind what the others perceive me as, but how about yourself?”

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"You don't really mean that, Mr. Porkfeet! Even with all those fat rolls taking up space, I'm sure you still have a heart in there somewhere!" She grinned, but she could tell she had lost him to the smell of food. 

Hiyoko followed him, bouncing on her toes, her long sleeves swinging as she moved her arms back and forth. "Can I sit at the Gryffindor table? Will they throw things at me? Would you protect me?!"

She giggled and covered her mouth. "I'm just a little girl! ...They know better than to mess with me, duh!"

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Fortunately for her, Togami seemed to take the compliment well and even cracked a small sincere smile in response. Now she was getting to become more likable.

The Gryffindor was a little more complacent now, not even bothering to pull his hand out of her grasp as he usually would when people touched him without permission. He followed after slowly, his calm expression contrasting to Hiyoko’s more eager attitude. Hardly listening to her ramblings, the only thing he could focus on was the succulent scent of food wafting through the halls as they neared their destination.

He had never been disappointed with the variety of meals served at the school, always taking his time in scarfing down as much as he could whenever he could. Togami was always disappointed when he found that no one could eat nearly as much as him, even on a bad day.

Only when they neared the main doors to the hall did Togami finally start tuning into what she was saying.

“An outcast? Certainly you aren’t talking about the trifling rivalry between our houses,” he muttered towards her as a smile graced his features again. Letting out a soft chuckle at the thought, he gently tightened his grip on her hand. “I have no intentions of following unofficial conduct between students and I certainly won’t allow myself to get tread over as consequence.”

Togami spoke again as he eyed the students currently in the hall, “Though, I can’t say the same about you. You are just as much at fault here as I am.”

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Hiyoko squeezed Togami's hand tight, giggling both out loud and inside her head. The smell of food was coming increasingly closer, and she could quite literaly feel Togami's excitement. It was pretty funny, if you thought about it... Togami had absolutely no interest in girls, but his love for food was...

Laughable.

"But, your housemates will hate you, Mr. Porkfeet!" She spun around and started walking backwards, pouting. "Or do they already do?"

She laughed loudly and poked her head inside the dining hall, making sure that people could see that she was with Togami. Oh, goodness, the looks on their faces were pure gold! "At fault? Are you accusing me of something, Mr. Porkfeet?"

[madokakanamemoved]

by まけいぬ

[nanaseharukamoved]

by のちたしん

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“Thank you, but you of all people should know that I have no qualms about my weight,” he stated simply while watching Hiyoko get in over her head about her own silly presumptions. “Judging from the fact that I haven’t reacted at all to your teasing thus far.”

It was true, though. No matter what harsh words Hiyoko threw at him, he never bothered to act negatively against them, even when others had gotten offended for his sake. 

He’ll admit that he was actually quite famished and was eager to get to the Great Hall as quickly as Hiyoko wanted, but did he really feel like going to such lengths as actually escorting her down there? If anything, he was probably the scariest looking Gryffindor he knew at the moment.

 ”… Very well, then. But only because you asked so kindly,” it was a stupid excuse, sure, but anything he said was always going to have a sense of authority and legitimate reasoning behind it. 

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"That's the spirit, Mr. Porkfeet! Being fat just means there's more to love!" She smiled, sneering in her head. She didn't actually care about Togami's weight - she didn't really care about Togami himself - but she was still trying to get a reaction out of him after six years. It had happened once, when they first met, and she had been dead-set on making him annoyed at her ever since. 

But, her little game could wait. Unlike Togami, she actually exercised and moved around, and she had to have energy for that. Happy at the fact Togami said yes to escorting her, she grabbed his hand and started tugging him down the hall. Not dragging. She wasn't nearly that strong.

She didn't need Togami to escort her, but it would be pretty funny when they walked in together. It wasn't as scandalous as if she had entered with a Ravenclaw, but she was giddy to see the little Gryffindor's faces... Gryffindor-Slytherin unity wasn't actually a huge thing. Yet.

"Heehee... I can't wait to see their faces when we walk in! Maybe they'll make you an outcast for hanging out with me! Wouldn't that be hilarious?"

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It’s true he didn’t really feel a thing aside from a slight tickling sensation, but her efforts didn’t stop him from continuing to assert his authority. 

“I don’t think much of anyone’s appearances, Saionji,” he said boredly while shifting his weight from one foot to the other. “You are not any more special than anyone else I’ve seen at this school. That title is reserved for me and me alone.” 

Of course, he was back to his own arrogant, prideful self in moments and didn’t think anything of her off-hand remark. The Gryffindor opted to move his hand away from her person and set it on his weighty hips instead as he thought over her words.

He was surprised when he noticed that he, too, forgot all about his trip to the Great Hall as well and grunted with a bit of annoyance. How foolish of him, forgetting about one of the most important times in his day.

“There is never a time where one can have more than enough sustenance in their body,” Togami started as he looked up and down Hiyoko’s figure, sighing as a result. “Though, you certainly look like you’ll need the food more than I at this point.”

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"You don't really mean that, do you, Mr. Porkfeet?" she asked, pouting. "A truly grotesque and handsome boy like you would be able to notice cute girls! Like me!"

She giggled to herself, watching the emotions flicker over Togami's face. Or, really, lack of emotions. Something like that. After six years, he was pretty easy to read. She could see the exact moment when he remembered the existence of food - that certain gleam in his eyes. She had to admit, the boy's passion for food was quite... interesting. 

"Is that what you say to make yourself feel better about your weight?" she snickered. "Okay, I won't judge! Whatever helps you sleep at night!" Putting her hands on her hips, she pouted. 

"Will you guide me there, Mr. Porkfeet?" she asked, bouncing on her heels. "I may be bumped into by a huge, scary Gryffindor boy! Protect me!"

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Making her way down, she could only recall all the homework she would have to do. It wasn’t that the Gryffindor would do it at all, she never did the homework she was given when going to a normal and regular school. If she was lucky she could ask her sister to do her work but Takane’s highly doubted she would put that much pressure on her kin. Gradually passing by various students did she notice someone calling out to her. Eyes half lidded from the fact she was tired, the raven stayed by to see what this was about. Her mind could only retract all the information she was getting, it had something to deal with people. And people were not her favorite thing.

“A club for anto kinship towards a House. As wonderful as that sounds.” She paused as she took notice to the other who turned around to give some type of look towards an older character that had came in. Takane truly didn’t have any enemies, and if she did, she could ignore them with ease. Her crabby personality due to various things, she could only seemed annoyed with the act for so long. A yawn left from her lips as she tried staying awake did she grab one the posters one of the lower years had, without asking and indulged the writing.

“She’s absolutely set on this.” That meant that there was going to be a lot of attention for awhile and because of this, she could only imagine the halls crowded with people. One on one against the Ravenclaws that attended the school. “Hey. I see what you’re planning and I wish you as much luck as I can. But don’t you think you should operate this on the inside then vocally foaming it outside? At least find some people on the inside to join your club so you won’t have to be alone.” People probably thought she was insane for what she was doing now. Although Takane wasn’t helping cause she wanted nothing to do with an argument against more than one person.

She could have operated this act a bit more softly, though then aagin, one had to be vocal about a club.

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Hiyoko blinked owlishly at the stranger's words. Hm. Or... maybe not a stranger. Hiyoko was ninety-nine percent sure she had classes with this girl, which meant that she was either in sixth year, or she was a seventh year and they had Transfiguration together. Either way, she was half-pissed that the person didn't know who she was (she'd have to work more on her reputation), and half-pissed that the person had the audacity to subtly tell her to go away.

"Maybe I want to be alone! Mind your own business, nosy bitch," she said, gathering her papers close to her and glaring. "All clubs are allowed to recruit in the halls, that includes me too!"

Of course, the 'We Hate Ravenclaws' club wasn't actually a real club. Yet. But no one was obsessed enough with reading to read that far into the school rules - except, maybe, a Ravenclaw. 

"It's cold outside, not to mention there's all these creepy old men! Would you really subject me to that, nosy bitch?"

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{ooc shit

BUT SHES 4'2"

SHES LITERALLY 16 AND SHES 4'2"

AND LIKE 60SMTH POUNDS

WTF GIRL YOU SHOULD GET THAT CHECKED OUT

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“I can assure you, that would be the last thing I’d want on my mind,” Togami stated bluntly as he annoyingly poked his finger against Hiyoko’s forehead like some pompous older brother. “And I do only mean the unnecessary comment about my non-existent perversion.” 

What, does that mean he would definitely try to ram her over on purpose next time? He probably wouldn’t actually take it up or anything, but a smug smile graced his features at the thought. If Hiyoko wanted to think otherwise, who was he to stop her from doing so? Togami really had nothing against her, if he was being completely honest with himself, but if there was any chance at keeping her out of his general vicinity more often, then he’d jump at it happily.

Enough about their childish squabbles, however.

“What are you doing all the way over here? This is as far from the Slytherin corridors as it gets,” he furrowed his brow slightly and gave another huff before continuing to speak. “Unless you only came by to give the underclassmen a difficult time.”

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"Waaaaaaaaah! Don't touch me, don't touch me!" she whimpered, shaking her head furiously, purposely hitting Togami in the gut with her hair. ... Not like he would have felt it. "Do you not think I'm cute, Mr. Porkfeet? You're totally lying! That isn't a very Gryffindor trait."

As she listened to Togami's question, her stomach grumbled innocently, and she patted her stomach meekly. Damnit. For a few seconds, she had completely forgotten where she was heading, but now that Togami reminded her... she remembered for sure. 

She was going to lie and say she had been there to tease innocent little children, but now she just wanted to eat.

"Before you bumped into me, I'll have you know I was going to the Dining Hall," she huffed. "Growing girls like me need their food! But you should lay off it for a bit, I think."

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if anyone wants to start a specific thread with me send me a shout! id be more than happy to!

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That voice. He knew that loud, constant tone of complaint anywhere. This day was just going to get better and better for Togami, wasn’t it.

“I’ve missed your imbecilic face as well, Saionji,” he said through grit teeth and a less than sincere grin. He tried to ignore the insulting words to the best of his ability, but having to deal with them for six straight years had taken its toll on his seemingly infinite amounts of patience. The only thing he tolerated was the endearing nickname she had given him some time in their past. “Perhaps if your body wasn’t so small and frail, you would’ve had an easier time of withstanding the force of mine.”

Togami huffed and puffed to get himself off of the floor, patting his clothes free of dust as he tried to regain a little bit of his composure. Despite his brief expression of worry just moments before, he didn’t have any ounce of regret over the mishap after seeing who it was he knocked over. Though, he might as well try to make her feel a little better.

“Hmph. If it’s any consolation to you, it really was just an accident, as much as I loathe to say.” 

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"Lots of men like how cute and tiny I am! Don't you, Mr. Porkfeet?" she pursed her lips and then giggled, covering her smile with her sleeve. "Just kidding! Being a pervert... how gross! Though, I suppose it'd fit your gross weight, too, right?"

Although she enjoyed teasing Togami, she didn't mean anything she said. Really. Well, sort of. Sometimes, maybe. But after six years, Togami had proven he was actually pretty smart, and less pretentious than most Ravenclaws. That was good enough for her. She decided to let this incident slide - just this time, though, and she wasn't going to forget the way he had insulted her!

"Just don't do it again, duh!" 

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For some time, Dorothy had noticed the behavior of the certain Slytherin sixth year. She preferred to not meddle in others’ affairs, due to her wishing that no one would do that to her, but, after hearing the complaints of many in the Ravenclaw lounge, she decided that, perhaps, she should get a closer look at Saionji Hiyoko. She was aware of her personality, and how manipulated people for her own amusement. Dorothy did not agree with such tactics, but brushed away her personal feelings for the sake of neutrality. Dorothy firmly believed that she could get Hiyoko to stop such hostilities.

So, she decided that the best course of action was to capture her entire attention: Upon hearing of her new “club” activities, Dorothy found a sign created to give Hiyoko revenue, promptly broke it easily, and slammed the remains on the sixth year’s table. At her outburst of surprise, Dorothy replied, “I’m returning this to you.”

Then, without hesitation, she sat on the table itself, and once again spoke to Hiyoko.

“Why is it that you despise Ravenclaws so much, Ms. Saionji?” 

Dorothy had heard many reasons why, but she asked the question anyway. The reasons were mere speculation until she heard the reason from the one in question. Then, like her usual self, Dorothy didn’t wait for an answer — yet —, and spoke one more time.

“I would like you to stop these things, since they are agitating to those around me, and I don’t like to be bothered with others’ complaints. If there is a specific reason to your actions, I don’t mind taking care of them — if they are within reason, of course.”

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Hiyoko bristled in confusion and anger when she turned and saw - guess who - a Ravenclaw at her table. Coupled with the terrible, perfect uniform and the long words Hiyoko didn't know, she was downright annoyed.

"Oh? You won't to take care of my problems, Big Sis?" she asked, putting on a serene face. "Then stop breathing, I have a problem with that!"

"Now, go away," she muttered, collecting the broken pieces of her sign and waving them back to her room. They disappeared with a pop. She hoped they would land on a cute first-year's head or something. That, or somehow neatly back together and lying on her bed, waiting for her to put it back up. "It's not nice to bother people while they're working."

'Especially if you're the subject of what the person is working against, duh,' she grumbled in her head.

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He didn’t think it would have taken nearly as long to get this all done, but he was surely relieved and worn out by the time that point came rolling around. Hours taken to unpack his belongings - even with the use of magic, mind you - and get them all sorted out into their correct places. Togami was relieved to see that none of his other roommates have come by to make themselves at home just yet and was pleased that he was able to arrange things just the way he wanted them. 

Granted, it’s been days since the new year started. Maybe the little simpletons just forgot the password to their own common room? The blonde let out a dry chuckle at the (highly probable) thought as he wandered out through the narrow corridor leading to the grand staircase. It’s been six years now that he’s been at this school and the sight of all those flights of moving staircases still makes his blood boil with the irritation only a man of his weight could possess. 

“I think I deserve a light snack for all the work I did today,” Togami said to no one in particular, though he always hoped someone would be listening for some odd reason. 

I think that’s the last thing you need right now, big guy.

Despite not heeding the mun’s words, Togami meandered down the stairs on his way to the great hall in hopes of catching the last few minutes of lunch. However, his good mood quickly turned sour as the stairs beneath his feet lurched from their place, causing Togami to lose his footing and careen down to the next floor. It wasn’t a pretty sight, especially for the one unlucky enough to get caught in his path at the bottom. 

“Gh- Watch out!” Through ‘oofs’ and ‘ahs’ and muffled strings of curses, he was barely able to warn the poor thing before crashing into them. Of course, he knew he was okay when he propped himself upright, but… “Tch… Are you all right?”

He was only a little bit worried when he didn’t get a response right after.

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Hiyoko scurried around that end of the school. "That" meaning the Gryffindor area... full of Gryffindors are their pesky friends, some of which were Ravenclaws. Ugh. She had just barely gotten away from being scolded by a teacher who she didn't know for making a scrawny fifth-year boy cry. Hey, it wasn't her fault the guy was so sensitive!

The point was, she was very, very late for lunch. And she was also very, very hungry. Being mean (truthful) to people built up quite an appetite.

She was so close she could almost smell the juicy turkey and servings of rice she could be eating, when --

Bang, bang, topple.

Hiyoko felt tears prick her eyes as an enormous weight crushed against her chest, only to be removed a few seconds later. But now her lungs felt heavy, her head hurt, and her vision was blurry as hell.

Glaring up at the person who crashed into her and ready to start guilt tripping them for being such an asshole, her eyes narrowed before she felt fury creep up.

"Hey, Mr. Porkfeet, watch out where you're walking!" she yelled angrily, patting down fly-away strands of hair and jumping up, curling her fists. "Carry around a blinking hazard sign next time. You don't even need a wand, you could kill someone with that enormous belly of yours."