(Written in what appears to be…crayon)
LEGAL NAME: "I Pet". *Is nudged by Riesse and given a whisper* “O’Tay!” Petrapan Jenkins Starsinger Tinkerspell
DATE OF BIRTH: Unknown “I has a birffday! Ebery day! Ha!”
GENDER | SPECIES: Female | Night Elf *is nudged by Riesse again* “I am too!” *Riesse pencils in while Pet’s head is turned* Goblin
CURRENT LIVING CONDITIONS: In a secret laboratory under the floor in the barn of The Farm owned by Riesse Starsinger and the Hardys.
SPOKEN LANGUAGES: “I kin talk.” *Riesse rolls her eyes and smiles*
OCCUPATION: Tinker, Inventor
CRIMINAL RECORD: Disturbing the Peace, Tampering with Public and Private Property (pouring bubbles in the fountains of Silvermoon City), Public Nuisance ( launching her trike off the ramp from leading from Sunfury Spire and attempting to capture Guardians with binding glue and nets), Grand Theft: Dragon, Larceny (The unauthorized taking and removal of the Personal Property of another by an individual who intends to permanently deprive the owner of it): 170 counts “Them needed me!” Violation of the City Noise Ordance, Racing within the City Limits, Removal of City property (Flowers, bushes, statues, etc.), Trespassing, Spitting with Intent (See Pages 2, 3, 4, etc.)
DRINK | SMOKE | DRUGS: “I drink choco milk and smoke ifn my rocket boots gets too hot.” “Or ifn I gets catched on fire or sumpin.”
LIKE[S]: “CHOCOLATE!!!” *Riesse covers her ears at the screech* “Dragons, shinnies, Momma, sissy, brudders, can-nee, pie, WUSONGH!, flowers, trees, gears, gogs, wrenches, copper wire, GOLD!, Worm-Hole Gen—“ *Riesse covers Pet’s mouth* “That’s enough, sweetling.”
DISLIKE[S]: “Doom-Man! Meanies!”
FEAR[S]: “Doom-Man! Meanies!” *Riesse blinks* “Pet, please stop yelling so loudly.”
PERSONALITY TRAITS: Pet IS an adult however, her heart, her spirit, is ever pure, innocent and childlike. She speaks with a funny child-like language, does NOT see her pick-pocketing and attempts to…’borrow’ as wrong, she is convinced the things she tries to ‘take’ need her.
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HAIR COLOUR: A strange mixture of mauve, pink and auburn.
TATTOOS: “Kin I has one, Momma?” Pet would ask wide eyed before whispering, “What is it?”
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SIBLING[S]: “Ama, Spin, Coggie, Que, Raj, Piqy, Kohl, Es—“ Riesse interrupted the Goblin’s chatter and writing.
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SEXUAL PREFERENCE: *giggles uproariously* “My Momma doe—“ *Riesse screeches* “Petrapan Jenkins Starsinger Tinkerspell!”
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: “I has—“ Riesse snatches the survey thing and tucks it away. “Let’s do this some other time, shall we?” It was not a question.