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Inde. Sel. Priv. Sideblog to phztwo

[2kz]

@invadcrtak​ sent in: "zim? is that you? how did you get so... young?"

          “i’ve got a condition..” one that he kept aging backwards. “what’s it to you?”

[2kz]

scondbst

number2: but have you considered.....i don't care

b l o c k e d    a n d     r e p o r t e d 

[2kz]

okay but i’m the guy telling your muse they can’t because he’s baby.

[2kz]

                                             rebel with a cause

written by: alcohol art credit: x

[2kz]

scondbst‌:

“   OF  COURSE  NOT.  in  fact  !!     —–number  one  doesn’t  even  KNOW  i’m  here…   but  if  he  asks  don’t  tell  him..  ”

          “why would i even want to be around him? he’s the one ruining this place, and you’re too blind to see it.”

[celebi9]

happy fun times are over, it’s time for tears

(last drawing inspired by @waterborders comic right here)

[2kz]

i’ve had this blog for 20 ish minutes and he’s already making people want to kill him.

[2kz]

scondbst‌:

“   okay  ONE ,  whoever  told  you ,  you  were  ADORABLE  lied.  and  TWO ,  i  hate  you  so much  that  i’m  not  even  gonna  give  you  that  satisfactory.   ”

          “more like you’re too chicken shit to do anything on your own. you always have to have number one’s approval before doing something yourself.” 

[2kz]

@urthsavior​

          “dib! a friendlyish face!” sure they were suppose to be enemies, but he thought they worked together rather well. 

[2kz]

          “i miss palindrome..”

[2kz]

ohtallest‌:

     “ if i saw that thing in my quarters i would stomp on it until it was a small green stain . “

          “and here i thought you could be a savior.”

[2kz]

ohtallest

pur would not hesitate to kick a smeet /j

     b...but why???

[2kz]

scondbst

we're a cult AND an army get it right

          “still hearing that you’re a cult.”

[2kz]

scondbst

2: i want that baby dead

          “maybe if you weren’t such an ugly cultist you might have got what you wanted.”

[2kz]

2k is adorable and he knows it. he’ll use it to get what he wants, you can’t change my mind.

[2kz]

scondbst‌:

“   we  don’t  really  NEED  zim’s  like  you ,  all  you’re  good  for  is  DELAYING  the  big  picture.  and  you  know ,  ACCIDENTS  happen  all  the  time ,  i  could  accidentally  shoot  you.  it's  possible.   ”

          “better to die than to be bowing down to another zim. go on then, get it over with before i age, if i have to die might as well be adorable while doing it.”

[2kz]

scondbst‌:

“   NUMBER  ONE  sent  me  down  to  see  what  you  LOSERS  were  up  to.  so….  what  uh…  WHAT  ARE  YOU  DOING    ?   ”

          “and why should i tell you? for you to go and rat to your master about? psh, yeah right.”