A Thursday Mantra
We do not bite people.
We do not bite people because we can discuss our differences of opinion in a civilised way
We do not bite people even if they have persistently ignored advice and refused to follow simple instructions and we end up clearing up their mess again
We do not bite people because we are not unhinged animals at the end of our tether
We do not bite people because they probably taste nasty and have diseases and we don’t want extra shots
We do not bite people because we don’t want to have another conversation with the lawyers
We do not bite people even if they really deserve it
Your old man bit a guy back in aaaah must’a been summer ‘26… just before we went up to Alfie. Good times.












