[oolongearlgrey]

Frog King of Greed 

His signature move steals health and magic points 

[purplebuddhaquotes]

“When a person can see into your soul, it’s hard. It forces you to be open. Vulnerable.”

— Richelle Mead

[exactlywhereimmenttobe]

as your girlfriend 

theres no pressure to wear pants in my presence

or any clothes at all really

but it’s up to you

u can be big spoon or little spoon

totally your choice

i’m always ready to make out

aLwaYs

also u don’t even have to buy me things just maybe an ice cream cone every once in a while that’s it 

i’ll let you lick it though

i mean the ice cream cone

well not just the ice cream cone

[englishgradinrepair]

Some Asshole: You can’t be! Truly yourself! If you’re on medication! It’s changing the Real You™!

Me: if the real me is going to lie on the floor for 3 weeks and try to drown herself in the river I don’t want to know her, Barbara

[zarischarlie]

Reblog if you’re the gay sister

[2oblivious2care]

Happy Birthday qt!!

Heyy thanks! Whoever you are 🤔🤔

[2oblivious2care]

Hey there cutie, you are kinda lovely. ☺️Are you single and available?

Hmm why not you dm me and I'll tell you there 🤔

[2oblivious2care]

wah you fucking cute sia😍

Thankyou! Do I know you 🤔

[2oblivious2care]

you’re hella cute but i live kinda far from you 😅

How far 🤔

[ouc-h-deactivated20180811]

do you ever look at a text and just think fuck you

[2oblivious2care]

You’re so hot. Do you get every girl that you want?

If I could I wouldn't still be single right now hahaah besides it doesn't work like that

[perks-of-being-chinese]

someone: yeah i had a crush on them and turns out they liked me too so now we’re dating

me: ……okay……that sounds fake but okay….

[2oblivious2care]

害羞>_<

HahahHaha don't be!

[2oblivious2care]

how did they react? sry for asking I'm curious cos I'm not out n I'm near ur region

Kayy why not you dm me then I'll tell you all about it there (:

[treygotguap]

Make her wet

Without even touching her

[skvtergod-deactivated20220227]

Throw a glass of water in her face

[satanicblowjobs]

Proving a point to my boyfriend.

PLEASE REBLOG if you (male or female) believe it is perfectly okay and natural for a guy of any age to cry

[alpha-blu]

I’ve never hit reblog faster or harder.

[2oblivious2care]

how did u tell them?

Well I didn't really tell them, they asked me lol so I thought if they made the first move maybe they've already expected me to be gay and like they'd take it pretty well BUT I was wrong hahaha