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Spencer Smith. 31 years old. Dogs are cooler than people. Talk to me on GH? spencesmeeth (Not real. Roleplay only.)

[pxnkinspiced]

baby giraffe loves comics.

[fwuitgummi]

we were literally put on this earth to love and be loved

[thoughts-ofawriter]

Write while tired, they said.

It will help your productivity, they said.

[dontcallmegeorge-blog1]

Happy Birthday to @2oldtolive-2cooltodie I cant wait to make you smile all day today

[2oldtolive-2cooltodie]

Thanks babe!

[sailorbrazil]

i made an “evil sim” or at least the closest i could do to it, shez materialistic, self-absorbed, gregarious and self-assured. all she does is train her skills and fuck

[sailorbrazil]

her house looks like shit and shes broke as hell but ive seen at least 1 person faint over her two-star celebrity ass

[sailorbrazil]

probably bought that robe on aliexpress

[iamoutofideas]

her house looks like a taco bell

[sailorbrazil]

it is

[comrade-bastard-deactivated2024]

[topmeladies]

My goal in life? Me and my girlfriend are on holiday somewhere where they speak Spanish. We’re at a restaurant. The server comes up to us to ask us what we want to order. I speak to the waiter. My Spanish is flawless. My girlfriend looks at me in awe. We don’t end up eating dinner bc we go back to the hotel where she fucks me senseless. The end.

[seasammy]

Wow, the people at duolingo are really getting more creative with their ads

[sweetsteeths]

person: hey you ok?

me, dissociating: 

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

[pxnkinspiced]

skate or die, binch.

[misplaced-syllables-deactivated]

if u call me baby in that soft voice i’ll do whatever u want me to do

[2oldtolive-2cooltodie]

Wishing @dontcallmegeorge the happiest of happy birthdays today! You’re rocking 33, babe!

[dontcallmegeorge-blog1]

Who let me grow a mullet?

[rosiesareblue]

[missmagpiee-deactivated20250324]

[lonelyroommp3]

in general i think new york is very good for my social anxiety because no matter how much of a freak i’m being i know it’s probably not the weirdest thing people have seen today

[lonelyroommp3]

case in point: i felt bad about bringing my unwieldy luggage onto a crowded train, until the man sitting next to me pulled a live fish out of his backpack

[byjove]

all species of conch look utterly suspicious and vaguely terrified their entire lives

[byjove]

[stimman4000]

bro you better shut the fuck up before i look at you one day and feel warm and realize i’ve fallen in love with you bro. im serious quit it dude