Jade Thirlwall

Crumbs in the bed because I can't stop my snacking.   stealinallurdogs- gh

[cosmicwhiskers-deactivated20160]

when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors

[localtiktoks]

[kelpls]

IT’S OCTOBER 

[dankmemeuniversity]

[gothicprep]

that boy you just called a krusty krab? his name is patrick

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Knowing you have the next day off is more relieving than the actual day off

[toastbutteregg]

[ithelpstodream]

[enfranchisement]

[bogleech]

Just learned that a Japanese term for seahorse is Tatsu no Otoshigo and it literally means “dragon’s illegitimate child”

[cordyceps-sapiens]

bastard

[rebornmaggot-deactivated2019102]

if shes your girl why is she calling "woohoo boys" off her balcony and leading me into her apartment and letting me sit on her bed and telling me the reason these expensive linens aren't even soft is because sometimes things that are expensive are worse

[animatedtext]

[little-jellyfishes-blog]

when u smol and tiny but ready to fight

[shaneedanibbles]

I woke up to eat and then fell back asleep.  I really am living my best life.

[cocainesocialist]

lilith here making the iron clad case for free public transport

[nostalgicgifs]

[nocturnalequine]

Decor aesthetic goal for my future home: “the village witch lives here, but she’s a good witch. probably. we think.”

[bubonickitten]

love how sometimes i’m like “oh, i should put this somewhere safe so i don’t lose it and know exactly where to find it later!” and about a month later i’m standing in my ransacked room trying to get into past me’s mindset like some kinda amateur historian on one of those history channel treasure hunting shows trying to get into the mind of a nineteenth century pirate to figure out where they hid some possibly nonexistent apocryphal loot