Merde, I'm all out of wine...

(( 2P!Nyo!France Google History/Roleplay blog )) The name's Jean. I'd tell you "bonjour", but then you'd think I'm happy to see you. I'm in a relationship with Zao (2pchinasgooglehistory) and I'm taking care of Mathieu (childcanadas-googlesearchhistory)

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I gave up on french and learned German

traitor

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let’s be honest

we gave up on you long before you did

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H-hewwo?

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h-hell-no

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D:

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:D

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ToT

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o3o

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OTL

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*sits on you while you’re on the floor*

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Not another one D:

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Aw don’t tell me you lost all that muscle from all those years ago~?

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It’s not about my muscles it’s about you people using me as a chair!

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Now that I think about it, why do people use you as a chair?

You suck as a chair.

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H-hewwo?

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h-hell-no

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D:

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:D

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ToT

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o3o

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OTL

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*sits on you while you’re on the floor*

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Not another one D:

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Aw don’t tell me you lost all that muscle from all those years ago~?

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H-hewwo?

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h-hell-no

[germanysgooglehistory]

D:

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:D

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ToT

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o3o

[germanysgooglehistory]

OTL

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*sits on you while you’re on the floor*

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H-hewwo?

[2pnyofrancesgooglehistory]

h-hell-no

[germanysgooglehistory]

D:

[2pnyofrancesgooglehistory]

:D

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ToT

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o3o

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H-hewwo?

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h-hell-no

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D:

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:D

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H-hewwo?

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h-hell-no

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Jean’s Google History

what percentage of alcohol is in wine

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// there was bar shenanigans and dimi couldn’t take it so he curled up under the counter and took a nap.

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ikea nursing room rocking chair @swedens-googlehistory

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Box of Surprises...

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Jean held her lover’s hand, a faint smile on her face after he insisted carrying her paper bag of groceries on the walk back to his place.

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With their fingers intertwined, Zao grinned and held his head up high. 

After a few more minutes of walking silently, they reached their destination. But something was waiting for them…

“What’s this?”

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Jean let go of his hand so she could crouch down and peer into the box.

A tiny mew rose out, making Jean’s expression soften as she picked up the tiny kitten.

As she turned around and looked up at Zao, her eyes almost begged for him to keep it.

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After seeing the kitten in her arms, Zao’s eyes shone, almost as if a light was lit. Recognizing Jean’s pleading eye’s, he nodded his head vigorously.

“Fuck yes we are going to keep it!”

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The little kitten was tucked into her purse as she opened the door for Zao, since he was carrying the groceries.

"He'll need a name you know."

A ghost of a smile softened her features.

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Box of Surprises...

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Jean held her lover’s hand, a faint smile on her face after he insisted carrying her paper bag of groceries on the walk back to his place.

[2pchinasgooglehistory]

With their fingers intertwined, Zao grinned and held his head up high. 

After a few more minutes of walking silently, they reached their destination. But something was waiting for them…

“What’s this?”

[2pnyofrancesgooglehistory]

Jean let go of his hand so she could crouch down and peer into the box.

A tiny mew rose out, making Jean's expression soften as she picked up the tiny kitten.

As she turned around and looked up at Zao, her eyes almost begged for him to keep it.

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Box of Surprises...

@2pchinasgooglehistory Jean held her lover's hand, a faint smile on her face after he insisted carrying her paper bag of groceries on the walk back to his place.

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A Little Bitter...

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Magic? A curse?

Either way, after the smoke cleared, Jean was about five and in her oversized grown up clothes. Her scowl hadn’t changed much. She waved a hand so she could breathe and looked around.

“Where am I…?”

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Exiting his room, he noticed the small child underneath him. With her scowl and her eyes looking around confusedly, something clicked in Zao’s mind. Something happened, and it was going to be a long ride. He sighed,

“…Oh, fuck.”

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A little chubby finger pointed up at him, rather indignant, and with a demanding tone, Jean questioned

“You there! Man with the narrow eyes! Tell me where I am!”

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Startled by her sudden inquiring, Zao stammered,

“Huh…? Me? Narrow eyes?”

He shook his head and looked down. She was so… Small. He crouched down to her level. Her finger seemed to follow him down. Her young face still fixed in a serious expression.

Zao tried keeping as calm as he could and asked the girl,

“First off, who are you?”

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She retracted her finger and put both hands on her hips, a look of courageous defiance staring the man down.

"I am Jean of France!"

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Another One...

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“Alfred! Please tell your children to stay off my lawn!”

Sure they were both in a public park in France. And sure a slightly drunk Jean was pretending to call America on her box of cigarettes. But they were both there and it was night.

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Our master is currently away on an adventure that may get him killed! We’re just keeping his things up to date for when he returns. Ciao!

-NJ’s Fairies

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Jean narrows her eyes at the fairies, then tosses her wine glass aside only to begin downing the wine bottle.

"I refuse to become like Angleterre. Talking to magic bugs!"

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What mun do you ship me with?