nuthin better than a good snatch

I still lift sometimes

[weirdgirlvampire]

again and again and again and again

[2quads1snatchh]

I’ve gone full on teacher mode y’all

[2quads1snatchh]

I was a third grade teacher for 3 years and then Covid hit and distance learning sucked so now I work a 9-5 in marketing.

Bonus is I can now say “fuck” online without feeling paranoid

[2quads1snatchh]

@fight-0ff-yourdem0ns asked for a pic of the Jeffree star lipstick posh spice and dis is it. I covered my friends face bc she doesn’t want to be seen on my semi anonymous internet blog lol. Also it stays on for so long and I love how matte it is 🤗

[2quads1snatchh]

This is my face 8 years later and all I have to say is god bless Invisalign

[2quads1snatchh]

Who on gods green earth actually likes ricotta cheese???

[2quads1snatchh]

All 101 of you have bad taste

[2quads1snatchh]

I like it now

[2quads1snatchh]

So far today I’ve had an iced americano, white monster, and a Coke Zero. Contemplating getting a second white monster for the gym. I’m a baby when I get 5 hours of sleep and here are all y'all doing it on the regular and I’m like 😳😴

[2quads1snatchh]

Fast forward to 2025 and I can no longer have caffeine bc I have severe gut issues. I wonder why…lmao but honestly I have said I think a LOT of my gut issues are caused by slamming monsters at 6am with no food everyday for years. If you still have your gut don’t do this 😭 I’m fucked now

[2quads1snatchh]

The day I can wear a crop top to the gym is the day I’ve made it, fam.

[2quads1snatchh]

What a strange look back on this post as I don’t think I’ve worn a full length shirt to the gym in like 5 years

[2quads1snatchh]

I saw this comment on TikTok that said, “meta has made my friends into enemies whereas TikTok has given me friends I hadn’t met.”

Tumblr was like tiktok in that way too. Time to return to me roots

[montoya]

tweet of the century

[2quads1snatchh]

*sees a rando acquaintance on instagram all of a sudden talking about frequenting the gym a lot*

*sees him using lifting gloves*

Then

[2quads1snatchh]

The worst part about a newish relationship is that ya can’t 💩 in the morning yet bc they gonna hear everything and you’re still pretending like yo bootyhole is just for looks

[2quads1snatchh]

I’ve gone full on teacher mode y’all

[pakaojawn-blog]

won’t drink lukewarm water but i’ll put another person’s genitals in my mouth

[2quads1snatchh]

Tmi pro tip

Buy a vibrator if your shoulder/forearm hurts from jerking yourself off so much. You thought it was an injury from the gym. It wasn’t. You’re welcome

[2quads1snatchh]

Duuuuuude this is still so real. Hitachi is a lifesaver

[onlytwitterpics]

[2quads1snatchh]

If I had a dollar for every time someone told me I look like someone they know……

[pastel-cutie]

[2quads1snatchh]

God I wish I was brave enough to publish all the weird shit in my drafts. I've got stuff about ~soggy blowjob dicks ~