I D E K

puns, bad jokes & relatables.

[phroyd]

[sextronautt]

how can lawyers argue without crying 

[lightspeedsound]

I am a lawyer and let me tell you It gets like super close dude

[lesbiancousin]

what does it feel like 2 be like………………….., calm

[liartownusa]

[foxgal-deactivated20161022]

hey pals whats upaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[bugpussy-deactivated20170623]

shut up

[foxgal-deactivated20161022]

[h0odrich]

mom: where are you going its almost midnight

me: out

[nasturbate]

[nevillles]

[jumex]

[illinicoise]

Making a new mutual follow

[browningtons-deactivated2018041]

[emosad420]

[westernsocietyfucked100years-de]

[2rmr2-blog]

Enough internet for today

[ivyxaur]

I FUCKING SAW THIS AT WAL MART I CANT FUCKIGN TAKE IT IM STILL LAUHGING FU CK

[judiastick-deactivated20150615]

not funny tho….

[ivyxaur]

congratulations. by reblogging this post with 41 thousand notes and commenting “not funny tho…”, you have successfully turned the tides of history. everybody is looking down solemnly at their computer keyboards, as millions of ants pour out of their fingernails. this post is no longer funny. the world has stopped spinning. a child cries as its parents turn into 4 foot tall spiders. a mother robin devours her young, the sun itself turning into a “no fun allowed” sign. are you proud of how much you’ve done. are you proud of your impact on society and the future of the world. your head dislocates from your body, your mouth devouring yourself inside out until you cease to exist. there is nothing. it is now funny. a chorus of screaming laughter erupts from the void.

[xerlusarchive2016]

we need a dramatic reading of this

[bob-belcher]

[cristianoronldo]

[camo--zamboni-deactivated201510]

THIS IS HOW YOU REACT TO SOMEBODY ATTEMPTING TO SPEAK A NON-NATIVE LANGUAGE.

SIMILARLY, THIS IS ALSO HOW YOU RESPOND TO ASSHOLES WHO LAUGH AT SOMEBODY ATTEMPTING TO SPEAK A NON-NATIVE LANGUAGE.

[thatonecurlygurl]

Handled with class.

[rosegoldlips]

[asianconfusion]