where dem drunks at??? *drinks

TG: roxeh el lalonde at ur homble of service TG: *humblr TG: tumblr omfg TG: nailed it {Independent RP Blog for: Roxy Lalonde. Post-Sburb. Expect NSFW, but i highly doubt that.} [Hussie Owns Everything]

[2sober4stiff]

fangsneckdeep is following

hey there delilah wats it like in-- wait u arent delilah

[2sober4stiff]

mutatedseadweller

badbloodtrio

gnosticgalaxy

angeltiers

are following

holy shit where do u guys come from?? not that im complaining or anything

totes cool to meet u guys

[testifiedtactician]

Oh, that kind of dealer.

Yeah, I guess I could see myself being that kind.

I know the kind.

Those ones that’re badass and wear suits and have like a million dollar’s worth of body guards.

Like the mafia, only ten times as cool.

If you need some vodka, I got the stuff.

[2sober4stiff]

dirk strider: mafias final boss 

gdi that sounds totes cool and intimidating i am shivering woaah

yes dirk pls grace me with the much needed vitamin v

[stayawayfromjazznliquor]

whale thats good

i got a reputation to upshoald and i dont want computer illiteracy bein a stain on my perfect record

internet and books are at a glubbin war i swear

[2sober4stiff]

ikr?? on 1 hand uve got a gateway to all ur greatest fantasies and on the other another gateway to ur fantasies and ur just so confused which gateways u wanna go through

[hewhositsonterrorsthrone]

you wanna tussle with my hair-do motherfucker fight me

[2sober4stiff]

u wanna go? U WANNA GO? LE GO BROTHER

brb furst i must get a hair dryer conditioner and a flamboyant hair stylist

*first

[testifiedtactician]

Wow, I’m offended.

I don’t know, Rox, can you see me stood on a street corner dealing drugs to little kiddies?

[2sober4stiff]

not that kind of drug dealer

u kno those drug dealers who have rlly tall buildings and r the ceo of a company

shrugs MAYBE i need some vitamin v ryt aboit now

[2sober4stiff]

any1 out there who wanna be 3ds buddies

[stayawayfromjazznliquor]

i shoald just wander on off to my seabed and curl up w a book or somefin but im too lazy to get off the computer

i just cant get the hang of this tumblr thing i dont think my computer has N—EARLY enough power to load the kinda flip i want it to

[2sober4stiff]

u seem 2 be handling it rlly well 4 someone who cant

but i feel u liek i wanna finish my book as well but society u know?? and internet 

[2sober4stiff]

adolescentclawkind is following

y hello there my furry furriend

[testifiedtactician]

No, I don’t, I was being sarcastic, Ro-Lal.

The floor we stand on, Rox.

[2sober4stiff]

theres nothin wrong bout the floor 0% broken floors in Ro-Lal radar

srry dirk u kinda like KINDA AS IN VERY LITTLE BUT STILL THERE strike me as a legit drug dealer

[stayawayfromjazznliquor]

if i was a cool ass chick id be firin on all sixes at any given moment

but im naut so im naut shore what that makes me tired i guess

theres a lot my blog is lackin naut been around long enough to do much w it

[2sober4stiff]

pats ur back becuz ur tired

lol all my fucks i give bout my blog flew away with the wind 

[roxylalxnde-blog]

i want 2 become a thief but tht shits hard

[2sober4stiff]

depends wat kind of thief u wanna be tho

[roxylalxnde-blog]

one that doesnt get caught

[2sober4stiff]

y wat r u gonna steal? the decleration of independence?? or people's hearts cuz stealing independence is easier tbh

[2sober4stiff]

hewhositsonterrosthrone is following

do u even hair care bro?

[crueljxstice-deactivated2014061]

1t d3p3nds!

H4s th3 c4t don3 4nyth1ng wrong?

[2sober4stiff]

it peed on the couch 

it peed near mah booze

nd its 2 cute 2 be tru

[roxylalxnde-blog]

i want 2 become a thief but tht shits hard

[2sober4stiff]

depends wat kind of thief u wanna be tho

[regalspectre-deactivated2014060]

It’s~ very kind of you to offer, miss~ Roxy. I’m Radris~ Kadaje, at your s~ervice!

[2sober4stiff]

nice 2 meet u radris kadajee

how do u pronounce the last name kadage? kadaji???

[stayawayfromjazznliquor]

2sober4stiff started following you

why do i get all the cute tomatoes when i aint up to snuff whalecome to the blog birdy make yourshelf at home

[2sober4stiff]

shrugs maybe cuz youre a cool ass chick? idk very nice blog but it lacks the liquioer if u kno wat i mean