no pulp

sad and unfunny

[stability]

when will this happen to me

[bloodandsoymilk]

reblog in 30 seconds to have a sugar daddy appear in your life

[theeangelox]

Shiiiiittttt the way “being black in amerikkka” is set up we all need a sugar daddy!

[candiikismet]

Can’t risk it

[2sundere-blog]

11 months out of the year: life is a trainwreck

in december: life is a polar expresswreck

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

the banksy of inhalant abuse

[griffys]

love too big for she goddamn heart

[2sundere-blog]

me walking into a cvs at midnight: i need to lift a curse

employee: aisle 5

me: thanks

[no-chill-at-all]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[yummy-tummy-time]

wtf kind of combination of time, resources, energy, and dedication do your friends have to build an entire mini room in your room as a prank??

[thebootydiaries]

boy: hey sorry i took 3 days to reply i was in the shower haha wyd xx 

me: he’s kind. he’s smart. he’s a great communicator. he is telling the truth. he is telling the truth 

[baradragon]

airzonk:

airzonk:

asmr open mic night

you walk into a crowded bar and I’m on stage loudly crinkling a receipt in silence

[tibets]

[dadpilates]

what’s the password

[eyughh-deactivated20160712]

please tag your posts

i don’t want to see anything

[plasmalogical]

reblog to play with belly

[onlytwitterpics]

[ruanv]

[bioillogically]

therapist: how are you? me: fine how are you

[no-chill-at-all]

[c-bassmeow]

I was like “this biased ass narrator” !

[sasukehateblog]

me: can i say something mean and petty?

my friends, sitting at the edge of their chairs, alert and ready: absolutely