Dalé!

Polyamorous wizard rapper. Meet me at the hotel room. Meet me at the hotel room. Meet me at the hotel room.

[305-to-the-world]

MR WORLDWIDE IN THE HOUSE!! YOU ALREADY KNOW WHAT IT IS!!

[phantom-whale-pelvis]

Scrolling tumblr post dashcon is wild because you'll see gandalf and in complete sincerity go "where are his big naturals??"

[phantom-whale-pelvis]

The person who bounced a ping pong ball on their huge gandalf naturals is gods bravest soldier btw.

[305-to-the-world]

ME MENTIONED !

[long-furby-marty]

Hey @305-to-the-world you’ll never guess what they played at Dashcon

[305-to-the-world]

GOD

DAMN IT

They played my song and I wasn’t even there?!

I KNEW I should have come Sunday

[long-furby-marty]

After meeting @305-to-the-world I think I have found my new calling

I want to become a wizard.

[305-to-the-world]

THIS IS EXCELLENT NEWS, SHAWTY!

I’ll teach you everything I know!

[305-to-the-world]

Goin back home to MIAMI! DALÉ!

[305-to-the-world]

I AM IN THE BALL PIT WITH MY NEW BEST FRIEND @long-furby-marty

[305-to-the-world]

YOU MAY NOT RECOGNIZE ME, BUT IT IS I, WIZARD PITBULL! I AM DRESSED AS MY MENTOR, GANDALF BIG NATURALS

[305-to-the-world]

I’M COSPLAYING AS MY MENTOR, GANDALF BIG NATURALS!

[305-to-the-world]

FORGET ABOUT YOUR BOYFRIEND AND MEET ME AT THE JAPANESE CANADIAN CULTURAL CENTRE

YOU CAN BRING YOUR (weed smoking) GIRLFRIENDS AND MEET ME AT DASHCON 2.2

[305-to-the-world]

FIREBALL!!!!

[305-to-the-world]

would you care if the Muppet jokers wife WASNT available is the question... forget about your boyfriends and meet me in the hotel room

I believe in ethical non-monogamy, shawty!

[the-muppet-joker]

Also a Happy New Year to everyone getting left by their wife! Even after recent events, she is still leaving me. Yes, because of the Puppet Sex

[305-to-the-world]

So you’re saying she’s single?

[305-to-the-world]

cause every time we touch i get this feeling

[305-to-the-world]

Don’t look my gift horse in the mouth that’s where I keep my collar (and leash)

[long-furby-marty]

(cum style)?

[305-to-the-world]

Dalé

[305-to-the-world]

Don’t look my gift horse in the mouth that’s where I keep my collar (and leash)

[jamies-shelf]

December, my least favorite month.

[305-to-the-world]

What’s not to like about December? That’s when my favourite shawty thaws out every year.

[jamies-shelf]

December contains the most horrible time of the year. Chr*stmas.

[305-to-the-world]

All I want for Chr*stmas is her

[jamies-shelf]

Her… she is so vile. She is the marker of Chr*stmas, the most horrible time of the year. Never show this wench to me again.

[305-to-the-world]

Apologies, shawty!

I hope you have a happy non-Chr*stmas holiday season.

Dalé!

[jamies-shelf]

December, my least favorite month.

[305-to-the-world]

What’s not to like about December? That’s when my favourite shawty thaws out every year.

[jamies-shelf]

December contains the most horrible time of the year. Chr*stmas.

[305-to-the-world]

All I want for Chr*stmas is her