Youve Barely Scratched The Surface...

My light will reach farther than anyone would've ever imagined 😴

[bigeisamazing]

[kravemychocolatekurves]

Lmao 😂😂😂

[d-eligah-deactivated20190101]

He in a box chevy…it means jus that

[babyphattracksuit-deactivated20]

When the preacher starts the sermon on adultery and you been creepin with somebody husband

[shi-shi-chan]

When the preacher starts a sermon on adultery but you been sleeping with him behind his wife’s back

[babyphattracksuit-deactivated20]

and the wife looking back at you mad that she can’t beat yo ass in church like

[shi-shi-chan]

that one lady who knows ALL the tea looking like

[babyphattracksuit-deactivated20]

And Sister Shirley who can’t stand both yall asses looking like

[shi-shi-chan]

And Sister Mary finding her way out cuz she cant stand all this drama in the church with yall sinning asses

[babyphattracksuit-deactivated20]

Sister Loretta dont care bout yall cause she too busy being hit by the Holy Ghost

[queenconsuelabananahammock]

And you just in the back over all the bullshit because the pastor done said “One more thing and Imma let y'all go” three times already

[babyphattracksuit-deactivated20]

Just as yall ready to leave the choir starts goin awf again and you like

but your momma like

[queenconsuelabananahammock]

Your complain a little too loud up under your breath and your mama hears you and looks at you like

[babyphattracksuit-deactivated20]

And your grandma looking like

[reve2121]

Gosh I love black tumblr!! ❤️❤️❤️😂

[rednlong]

This the funniest shit ever especially if you’ve been to a messy Church

[weavemama]

FAFSA is so fucking greedy and inconsiderate of students who just want to get an affordable education

[weavemama]

lmao @ people dragging FAFSA for their bullshit qualifications: 

[annieskywalker]

FUCK FAFSA

[lioness-queen94]

I seriously can’t stand FAFSA. I’m so thankful this is my last year dealing with them

[teflonchef-deactivated20170825]

This is so weird to me. I never had any problems with fafsa. I guess being poor paid off. They paid for 100% of my education the first time I went to college. And the second time I went they paid for like 95% of it.

[winnie-the-bish]

[jayyhendrixx-deactivated2018122]

LMFAOOOOOOO

[freakboi313]

Funny shit bro

[eatmycookies-69]

LMFAOOOOOO CAN THEY QUIT PLAYIN

[weloveshortvideos]

[catchemash25-deactivated2016061]

Needed this lol

[chokesngags]

Hahahahahahaha WHEN I TELL YOU I AM HOLLERING 😂😂😂😂😂

[poignantbliss]

Lmfaoooo I found it againnnnnn

[nooniebaddass-deactivated201804]

Classic

[vsvpnahmeen]

That little turtle ain’t tryna do shit but paddle his little arms and these babies are ready to pass out😂😂😂

[thecorporatebrother]

I’m the baby on the couch man 😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[iztac-coatl-deactivated20190408]

[wassup-bihh-deactivated20180425]

Duh… wtf yu think it’s so many Spanish street names lol

[caliphorniaqueen]

^ and whole cities. Los Angeles? San Francisco? lol

[studentmadeofmelanin]

Thank you!!!!!!!

[divina]

Reblog if you can relate 🙋🏽

[hyrude]

tell me why this budgetless gay youtube series made for fun by a group of friends has the best editing and writing of anything i’ve watched in a year.

also tell me how this single scene can contain every single one of the top three most iconic lines in history.

edit: whoa, i didn’t expect this to blow up so quick! putting the source in the tags was a bad idea, sorry. this is brian jordan alvarez’s the gay and wondrous life of caleb gallo, and you can watch it on youtube or vimeo! he makes lots of other hilarious gay videos too, so you should check out his whole channel.

[mojav]

Wtf people actually tell their crushes they like them??????

[lunaimer]

What the hell do YOU do?

[mojav]

i die? lmao what kinda question….

[jayywesst]

Fuck throwing glass, Throw a whole plate 😂😂😂

[princessflowerbong]

Her friend knows what she said, that’s why her ass ain’t said shit either 😂😂😂

[gdjjns-deactivated20180118]

Not the whole fucking plate dawg 😂😂😭😭

[invalid0000]

😮

[highdevinition]

DID SHE BREAK THE PLATE ON HER FACE?!

[7thblacksheep-deactivated201907]

Lmao sheesh

[sexwitsockson]

the shear force required to do this.

[yuricema-deactivated20230814]

[queenofsimplicity]

I’ve been searching everywhere for this video 😩

[elisasayshella]

😂😂😂😭

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

the head swivel im cryingggg

[sweetbabyraee]

I watch this every time it comes on my dash 😊

[takeiteasieryo-deactivated20170]

I’m honestly the guy driving. Not having it to “This is my jam!”

[mzsexxycurvydaqueenkattz]

I ❤ THIS VIDEO ESPECIALLY WHEN HIS HEAD SWIVEL😂😂 MY FAVORITE & THE SONG MY FAVORITE TOO.

[weloveshortvideos]

When you ask yourself why they don’t text back 

[alimjayni]

When one of your baits suspicions start to lead them to question you … Your answer should be ⬆️⬆️

[guapdad4000]

Damn @god you really outdid yourself on this day 

[ooweeshenadi]

Still one of my favorites 😂

[becoolkolby]

This is a representation of my ego

[sixalien]

I wonder if he a leo

[kellyjacobsbooks-deactivated201]

HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!! NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE… Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness. However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously. A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest. A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again. Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating. The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911. Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life! Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/

[shadowkat104-deactivated-blog]

major signal boost

[ilovedeers]

Definitely reblogging this

[igxbaddies]

[mieshasmoore-deactivated2021091]

Screenshot, reposted over and over.

[elion-gonzalez-deactivated20161]

Ultralight Beam - Chance snapped!!

[sjae89]

Damn!