[cheese-sample-official]

tbh I’ve never had my debit card info stolen and I chalk it up to the security number on the back being 666

like if I was a criminal out stealing credit/debit card info and I saw that?

nah man I’m out

[executiveoutcomes-deactivated20]

damn an whats the numbers on the front 

[determinate-negation]

It’s been so long since I’ve felt affection I’ve legit stopped having romantic crushes or fantasies.

you may now join the knights templar

[theweirdwideweb]

[birchpleaze]

I really appreciate how every week I reblog this, a different person interacts it. Tuesday light me up speaks to all of us at different times.

[unbotheredmuse]

[godstiel]

ooh girl when the Well Maybe We Don’t Really Need Degrees part of the semester hits

[guerrillatech]

[depsidase]

[clownchronicles]

Your top didn’t top you, you bottomed your top. Use language of empowerment sisters!

[cross-leggeddefiance]

He didnt penetrate you. You engulfed him.

[mercilessmime]

They didn’t eat you out. You fed them.

[studentlifeproblems]

[vampirehowl]

i wish ireland was real and not just something they made up for derry girls

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

*someone asks me to do something in my job, where i am paid to do things*

[meat-wand]

what's the point in hooking up with older men if they can't even host? you're 43 with 2 roommates????

[relelvance]

I feel like this will be me one day and this post would hurt my feelings, can we cancel op

[lucydacusgirl]

*says ‘I’m so fucking sick of this pandemic shit’ in a distinctly vaccinated, pro mask, pro lockdown, pro taking all the necessary safety measures way*

[dankmemeuniversity]

[toxicmp3]

if he has abs he doesnt care about you

[toxicmp3]

men with abs aren’t capable of love

[gnarly]

when you accidentally open a message you didnt wanna open and now you have to reply

[fairycosmos]

job interviews feel so weirdly degrading it's like you're asking to be exploited and they still reject you