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that muppet post reminded me, most if not all of the main muppets have twitter pages. Fav has gotta be Miss Piggys, which is filled with selfies and vaguely uplifting text thats also egocentric. all the comments are people complimenting her and being like “YAS QUEEN”

Close second is Gonzos. Which is just…unhinged

trupie

moth-grrrl-mavis

Gonzo, get on tumblr, girl, you have a home here.

corneliaavenue-ao3

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gnar-slabdash

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cutebutalsostabby

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septic-dr-schneep

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imsopopfly

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dependsoncontext

awed-frog

thanks I hate it

siderealsandman

You Got a Friend In Horse

garrettauthor

YOU DO NOT HAVE A FRIEND IN HORSE

britcision

You Got A Lotta Friends In Horse

ailithnight

CANNOT STRESS ENOUGH THAT THOSE ARE NOT FRIENDS IN HORSE

justanothercalamity

#smh at cassandra spoiling the mood as usual

allthingswhumpyandangsty

marlinspirkhall

corneliaavenue-ao3

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gnar-slabdash

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cutebutalsostabby

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septic-dr-schneep

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imsopopfly

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allthingswhumpyandangsty

marlinspirkhall

copperbadge

On Saturday I said to my partner, as I have said for months, "A ten thousand dollar a year raise would solve so many of my problems."

As of this morning I was reluctantly looking for jobs because I love my job and don't want to leave it, but see: $10k raise problem solver.

As of noon today this was no longer an issue, because my boss called me with the news that I was getting a $10K merit raise.

I feel like a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders. This is roughly $200 extra per paycheck. Enough to pay off debt faster, rebuild my savings, and spend a weekend a month in Milwaukee getting obscenely laid. The sex I'm going to have on $200 extra per paycheck. You can't even.

May all of you get the $10K raise your soul has yearned for. And whatever level of sex you can be satisfied with for $200.

vergess

hey bestie i think ur post might be charmed 'cause you aren't gonna fuckin believe what happened today

crashingcryptid

Team 141 was glad to have a puffin medic on the team. Your flight was a huge asset, and you fit right in taking care of the team.

But Ghost noticed that you were mocking them. You always stood next to him with his arms crossed, leaning your back on the wall just like him. If he uncrossed his arms, you would follow suit moments later.

You tried to wear your gear like Johnny, carry your weapon like Kyle, and you even tried standing like Price sometimes too. You would study how they moved, mimicking it for yourself and puffing with pride whenever you got it right.

"Do you like copying us, birdie?" Ghost asks, tilting his head at you. You blink at him in surprise, tilting your head back at him the exact same way. "Oh, don't pretend you aren't doing it. You're doing it right now." He huffs, and you let out a chirp of realization.

"Oh! I wasn't trying to mock you, puffins mimick those they are close to. It helps us form a better flock." You explain happily, wings ruffling as you spoke. "The more I act like you, the more you can trust that I pay attention to you and will help." Ghost couldn't help but chuckle a little at your unwavering enthusiasm, patting your head with a heavy hand.

"Okay, Puff. Just don't stand too close too me, the rookies might not be able to tell us apart."

beacon-lamp

hello beloveds ☺️

iceslushii

made an alternate version for the mutuals ive never spoken to

thetreeofliberty

You are appreciated

rawme-price

Thinking....thinking abt a mer sanctuary that has a "touch pool" open to the public for mers that need alot of social interaction....

It's your first time going to the aquarium, but you just moved and you needed something fun to do. Plus it helps fund the mer sanctuary that the aquarium is run by, so of course you have to go!

There's so many cool fish, and a lot of interesting information! You take your time walking through the exhibits, reading all the signage, and staring at tanks for hours. Eventually, you meander over to the touch tanks just as the next group is being let in, and decide to join.

First, an employee gives a small safety speech about how to touch the animals safely. Not to pick them up or squeeze, that sort of stuff. They also explain the mer part of the tank. How theres a big open space that all the mers can access, and if they want they can come say hi! Of course, there's no guarantee a mer will be out, but they cover the safety just in case.

Then everyone is led to the sinks and you diligently wash your hands. You giggle a bit at the thought that you're like a surgeon, walking to the tank with your hands raised so you don't accidentally touch anything.

And how fun it is! Gently running your fingertips over bumpy starfish, watching how they move. You're so entranced you hardly notice the presence in front of you until it makes a small churr. You jolt, then look up to see a mer looking at you curiously. He looks like a blue shark mer, if you recall correctly from the signs on the walls. His wristband says 'kyle'

"Oh, hello Kyle!" You smile, and he chirps happily before reaching out an arm for you. Tentatively, you run your fingers along the skin and gasp when it feels smooth in both directions.

Look, you can't help yourself, you've never been known to waste an opportunity. So when Kyle doesn't pull away, you eagerly maneuver his hand to feel at the mesh between fingers. Gently pressing at the skin to feel the muscles, fat, and bone beneath. Kyle lets you move him however you want, purring away as you gently tug him closer to feel at the fins on his arms.

Eventually, another mer is chirping at you. Or rather, at Kyle judging by the way they both begin making complicated sounds you can't begin to understand. He looks like a blue shark too, and his wristband has two names. 'Soap' and 'Johnny.'

Pretty soon, he's eagerly holding an arm out for you too, and purrs happily when you begin messaging and exploring like you did with Kyle. They're both so nice, looking up at you with big puppy dog eyes anytime you pull away to check you aren't overwhelming them like the employees warned.

They even let you touch their heads! Soap leads by grabbing your hand and placing it in his hair. It feels kind of how you imagine a seal to feel. Then Kyle lets you feel at his earfins, though you have to lean a bit when he goes boneless and rests his head on the little shelf of the touch tank.

Eventually, you have to leave. Smiling apologetically when you stand up. The mers warble at you and try to grab your hand, but stop before they actually touch. Big wet puppy eyes begging for more time with you. You don't realize it, but you're the only one who they've let touch longer than a minute or two. Obsessed with just how gentle yet diligent you were, working out aches they didn't even know they had.

You may not have realized it, but the staff did. On your way out, an employee hunts you down with a business card. "Would you be interested in volunteering? I've never seen soap and Kyle play nice for so long!" Then, as if the promise of petting mers weren't enough, she adds. "You'd get a free lunch."

...you take the business card.

dystopicjumpsuit

I lost an entire afternoon to bite-sized COD smut fics. No idea what happened.

dreamie411

Look, this is a judgment-free zone.

But, would love links to the ones that you absolutely loved. The nastier, the better 😉

dystopicjumpsuit

LLLLLLLOOOOOOOLLLLLL I queued this post on Friday night, and since then, I've gone all in on this fandom, holy shit. The ADHD has identified a new hyperfixation, and it has me in a chokehold (much like I would like Simon to have me in).

Here are my fav short & smutty fics (plus one that's a little longer but still short enough to read in a few minutes and 1000000000% worth it).

Ghost x cam girl!Reader by @laceyfaeryy

Soap x Reader (trying for a baby) by @machveil

Ghost & Konig x Reader, FKK edition (HOLY SHIT) (FAV) (SUPER FAV) by @geneviveleocardius

Ghost discovers a mommy kink Part 1, Part 2 (inhaled this twice) by @lay-z

Gaz being filthy by @superhoeva

There was also one poly!141 fic where Soap was begging to sleep at the foot of Reader's bed like a dog which (for femdom reasons) really did it for me, but I seem to have lost it. If anyone knows which one I'm talking about, tag me, I beg of you. Pathetic sub!Soap is one of my favorite genders.

BTW, I did reblog all of these to a sideblog; I was trying not to spam all y'all's dash, but my god, the reblog to like ratio is fucking tragic in the COD fandom.

soaps-mohawk

The likes to reblog ratio is disheartening sometimes over here if I'm being honest. I'm noticing the SW fandom is getting there though. Moreso than when I left.