Alchemie

speed kills 🗡️

[3412alchemist]

helo!

SFW blog; Only the most canon-typical of gore and violence.

STP Voice designs

You walk down the stairs and lock eyes with the Princess. You--

[Seek the truth]

[Keep your distance]

[Flee from her]

[Trick her]

[Stop caring]

[Fight her]

[Surrender to her]

[Refuse to fight]

[Rail against her]

[Love her]

inspiration; Silence by Urbenmyth on Ao3 (this fic is not for light reading, unless you want to cry)

Tags

#an art and a science - art tag

#alchemist's notes - writing, if any

#letters for me - asks

#fellows in the field - stuff with or for other people

#low braincell alchemist - assorted nonsense

#bookmarked - personal favourites

#stp game theory - skepticheated (man i need to fill this tag out)

[3412alchemist]

I hurt you. You hurt me.

putting opportunist into thorn’s chapter because I can 👍

[voice-of-the-sexyman]

"Welcome Slayers, Narrators and Princesses, to the Finale of--"

🏆 VOICE OF THE SEXYMAN CHAMPIONSHIP - Broken Edition 🏆

FINAL ROUND PART I

@cracked-frog VS @bed-buge

The Doll

The Kinstugi

Voting ended onJun 1

[Propaganda under the cut]

"Guess what?! Apotheosis let me co-host with her!"

"SPEAK TO ME WITH RESPECT, CHILD!"

"I'm atheist, so no. And let's not get into that! Our main stars have finally arrived in heaven! Or...just the tournament ground again, but that doesn't matter because it's the battle we're all waiting for!"

[Propaganda by @cracked-frog ]

"The Kinstugi! The new face who made his way through!"

[Propaganda by @bed-buge (yes this is on purpose)]

"And the Doll, a successor in the making for the Cold!

Two brokens! Two souls! Only one first place!"

"MAY THE MOST DEVOTED WIN!"

[itslunatori]

Well... Better late than never, right @voice-of-the-sexyman ?

So many designs... It took a long time to make... But it was worth it.

I'm going to add a flashing light warning + (pink) blood just in case (don't worry, there aren't any flashing lights—I just couldn't find any better effects... And the blood, it's not really blood—it's just a special effect, too :/)

Here's the list (in order of appearance): ↓↓↓

1. @pareidolla | @acethekenku

2. @art-containing-x | @fleliee | @inthereverb

3. @moshi-roulette | @kiara66

4. @pzysm

5. @thecrystalcorvid | @cracked-frog | @trainzdraws

6. @that-weird-skeleton-bastard | @itslunatori | @kiexe-dibujos | @voiceofthebroken

7. @anynemouse

8. @cyberfox123 | @saracat228

9. @remaking-machine | @sillypotatochipz

10. @coldranger | @sapphic-slaylist

11. @s1lv3rth0rn | @clown-adjacent | @wysteriaisapenguin

12. @inkuiry-inkonveniently | @artibirdi | @crowleys-hemipenes (Why isn't it working?)

13. @everestgale | @what-is-my-life-lmao | @drakedadragon

14. @a-decent-human-being5 | @deedjre

15. @candycoatedrox

16. @8ft | @respectablecapers

17. @flikk64 | @nooneyouknow43 | @pixiefeatherkw3

18. @falinksdunkleosteus

19. @rabid-girlfailure | @3412alchemist | @thelocalcoyote

20. @chainychainik

21. @quiet-underscore-choir | @cisnt-critter | @mjlegends | @storm-of-the-swarm

22. @bed-buge

23. @forgottensoulsart

[bed-buge]

Apotheosis Broken!!!!

mfw the cracks in my torso explode into light and my body becomes In Pieces. also he gets an actual wreath and way more cuffs and a skirt made out of secondary wings elongated tailfeathers!!! (still cant really fly tho womp) also also his eyes are always closed except for the para route where he snaps out of his devotion

he gets to wear a skirt and wield a sword. living my dream

@voice-of-the-sexyman

[3412alchemist]

Looks like it’s over now, but watching my tadc post blow up this past week was kind of crazy

I am very pleased with all the angst it has caused people

[cracked-frog]

In memory of beloved Pibin and his cheerleader Oppy🙏

little gift for @trainzdraws I finally got done <3

I know it doesn't mean much, but maybe It'll at least make Oppy feel better, I really like the little pigeon

[inthereverb]

Birdcage is very tall so his mission was to clean the stuff high up, but he got his cage stuck and got so scared he just froze, somebody free the poor boy [I wanted to draw my opponent, the Gray, @3412alchemist(/pos) but I got an idea and ended up drawing my guy more o.o; I want to properly draw Gray again when I get time!!; seeing these guys size difference in the post was so funny] @voice-of-the-sexyman

[3412alchemist]

Fly, little bird.

vote Gray vs Birdcage @voice-of-the-sexyman

[voice-of-the-sexyman]

"They got similar vibes to me....hmmmm"

🏆 VOICE OF THE SEXYMAN CHAMPIONSHIP - Broken Edition 🏆

ROUND II PART XII

@3412alchemist VS @inthereverb

The Gray

The Birdcage

Voting ended onMay 4

[Propaganda under the cut]

"At least you can say they're on the same wavelength. Get it? Cause @3412alchemist is gray...? And the Cage is black...?"

"That isn't how wavelength colors work Boss...black doesn't have one since it absorbs all the others and reflects very little light back chirp..."

"...I need to come up with a better one..."

"If we do want to talk about Birdcage they've been shown to have a sort of iridescent effect and that's caused by light being scattered rather than being reflected back normally an-"

"Carkey."

"...Chirp..."

"That's like 2 Prisoner-themed Broken in this wave. I wonder with @inthereverb in the jar, just how many nickels do I have now?"

"Boss, I'm a plushie not a piggy bank chirp."

[3412alchemist]

doodle page with the birds

[moshi-roulette]

I quickly drew this before the voting ended. A gift for @3412alchemist as a thanks for drawing Canary with Greyscale!

The voting here

School has also gotten me busy, but I’ll try to keep up!

@voice-of-the-sexyman

[3412alchemist]

!!!!

[3412alchemist]

giving cheated knives because i think he deserves to cut loose a little...hahahahhh

[3412alchemist]

Greyscale vs Canary @voice-of-the-sexyman

this week has been really busy…but I wanted to draw @moshi-roulette’s canary before the vote was over! he’s so cute I love him..I love anything related to tiny songbirds

the second picture is a ‘what if’ of them making art together. embroidery and traditional sketching yippee

[3412alchemist]

really short comic that is tangentially related + doodles of broken looking cute before the next wave in the tourney starts

@voice-of-the-sexyman

[justcuriouspolls]

Can you win against your pfp/icon in a fight (in the sense of asking which one is physically stronger)? Assume you both have the drive and the motivation to fight eachother, and both of you are unarmed (unless your pfp explicitly shows them with a weapon, or they physically cannot survive without their weapon).

I can easily win against them with no issues

I can win against them, but it wouldn’t exactly be instantaneous

I can most likely win against them, but I would be struggling

I can juuuust barely beat them in a fight

We tie

They will win against me, but it would be a very close match

They will win against me, but they would be struggling

They will win, but at least I would have survived the first few moments

They can easily win against me with zero issues

I can’t imagine my pfp in a fight*

Infinite many nuance

Show answers

Voting ended onApr 14

*Not being able to conceptualize the idea of what a fight against your pfp would even look like, e.g. if your pfp is just a solid blue circle with no inherent meaning behind it

Is this a regular fight or a fight to the death? I don’t know, but odds are it wouldn’t make much of a difference

[3412alchemist]

couldn’t you have at least pretended?