Called. The Tourist

[the-real-ethereal42]

Is that supposed to be me?

[3dsmorelike4ds]

HA H

[3dsmorelike4ds]

Pretend all you want!

♫ I knooow what you did to himmm ♫♫♫

;))))

-Zircon the Friendly Trustworthy Fey

nthing. That’s wht idid

[3dsmorelike4ds]

So, how does it feel to have a brother now.

Honestly, I am not sure how I did not realize that you two were related sooner.

It came to me after I found the account.

Ih ave. No idea

[the-real-ethereal42]

What do you mean he knows something he should not?

[3dsmorelike4ds]

Crtan. Asks

[the-real-ethereal42]

OH! Well, it is not like it is true anyway.

[3dsmorelike4ds]

Rumrs r cruel

[3dsmorelike4ds]

So, how does it feel to have a brother now.

Honestly, I am not sure how I did not realize that you two were related sooner.

It came to me after I found the account.

Ih ave. No idea

[the-real-ethereal42]

What do you mean he knows something he should not?

[3dsmorelike4ds]

Crtan. Asks

[3dsmorelike4ds]

So, how does it feel to have a brother now.

Honestly, I am not sure how I did not realize that you two were related sooner.

It came to me after I found the account.

Ih ave. No idea

[3dsmorelike4ds]

So, um you are my youngest brother, well um hi I’m Dr. Snapple our first meeting wasn’t that erm… nice so let’s start over :)

OH. wantle g back

[dr-snapple]

Oh, Dr. Snapple. Long time no see. I hope time has treated you well and that you are living in good fortune. I just want you to know that I have joined the Snapple family, so I am now your brother in law.

Also, just so you know, the one who took your leg is your little sibling.

Little sibling????, brother in law???.? , I thought my mother died after Crackle died… hmmm well damn I have a lot to uhh unpack

I’ll be back in a few seconds I need to bash my head into a wall….

[the-real-ethereal42]

Cast is your sibling, and Crackle is very hard to kill. I know from experience.

Also, you are an uncle now.

[dr-snapple]

… please I’m begging you please shut up I need to process things…

[3dsmorelike4ds]

WHAT

[3dsmorelike4ds]

someone has just held me at knife point telling me to stop spreading rumors

i sorry for saying untrue things

Fin ancial supoort

not rumor?

[3dsmorelike4ds]

idk if it was financial but he was certainly giving you something

☹

[3dsmorelike4ds]

i know about the benefits

Fin aNcial??

[3dsmorelike4ds]

I know what you did in college with him.

H uh

[3dsmorelike4ds]

kSS ALRD Y

[the-real-ethereal42]

YourE bth ga y - tourst

I am actually panromantic.

[3dsmorelike4ds]

SAM E THING

[3dsmorelike4ds]

Wtchinf idits be gay

[mooserattler]

Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.

[moonblossom]

How can I say no to such a great photo and such a polite request?

[allthelittlebeagles]

i will always support this post

[freshrosemary-deactivated202303]

@mooserattler back on my dash!

[jjflow]

Why isn’t this at a million notes, yet, Dante???

[mooserattler]

I’m not sure. Hey lovely people who have taken me over half way to a cool million! If you’d like to reblog again, I’d love that, if not, I still love you, and hope you’re having a great day. I’m gonna go do some stand up tonight.

[bidoof]

god come on we’re so close. this is like the only meaningful thing that this website could ever achieve

[void-the-bear]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame this post is from 2015

[zeemczed]

And we’re still reblogging it. Because we can. Because this picture of a guy holding a Family-Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios meant something, even if we’re never going to be sure of what.

[the-real-ethereal42]

Oh, gods... They're projecting. We just got back and they are already back on their bullshit.

[3dsmorelike4ds]

Howp rojecting ths time

[the-real-ethereal42]

They have something up their sleeves, and I don't like it.

[3dsmorelike4ds]

explA in

[the-real-ethereal42]

I would tell you, but it's hard to explain. Just know the gods of polyamory, are being annoying.

[3dsmorelike4ds]

WHO

[the-real-ethereal42]

Oh, gods... They're projecting. We just got back and they are already back on their bullshit.

[3dsmorelike4ds]

Howp rojecting ths time

[the-real-ethereal42]

They have something up their sleeves, and I don't like it.

[3dsmorelike4ds]

explA in