@3ggchan!

[3ggchan-uu]

HI HI

this is a rp-blog for uu-eggchan most of things that I say will be both canon & ooc (out of canon) i am also doing this with @thoughnothingwilleversatisfy

Here are some rules!!:

Asks are welcome!!! Feel free to join in on the fun!!

Mod uses They/Them so be respectful

Be nice no NSFW and keep swearing to a minimum pretty please

Thank you!!!

Pfp by @knivescutme/ @knivescutyou

[onesnailarmy]

Jamato deserves this, I AM COPING

[j4mat0p]

”wow so rude.”

[3ggchan-uu]

"ough"

[3ggchan-uu]

Eggchan whispers to you: day 2 of being in solitary, the guards are very bad at being quiet about things.... I already have multiple POI's based on the information provided through the guards and their loose lips (thanks for that btw)

To whomever is reading this: hurry. I dont have much time left.... please...

[3ggchan-uu]

Eggchan whispers to you: dear whoever is reading this, this is day one of recording my life in law custody. They've put me in solitary already.... its kinda boring in here... I hope someone's reading this....I hope they can get me out of here in time.. before IT happens

[thoughnothingwilleversatisfy]

"Eh wanted criminal this wanted criminal that... I'm canonlicly in the prison so like we are not even so different bro"

"…Dalllright."

[3ggchan-uu]

hey guys 👋 can I be let out of the prison pretty please

[applesnax12]

...today i found a bunch of creepy files on my desktop that i did NOT make... normally i'd delete this kinda stuff, but, this time it felt important...? i had to censor it first ofc X)

ill post more later o_O

[3ggchan-uu]

Psst- Egg- did you ever publish that paper about the casual relationship between self perceptions of power and authoritarian regime in Minecraft? The one you showed Wemmbu in his video about getting hunted by the Law.

I read the first couple of pages of the book, but I’m so fascinated that I need more 👀 

Im glad you enjoy! But alas as you know it takes a long time to write and I have many intelligent things to say. Give me some time and I shall be prepared to release my findings to you and the public

[thoughnothingwilleversatisfy]

Eggchan whispers to you: bro some unidentified, otherworldly, unembodied voice came into my thoughts today

Eggchan whispers to you: It asked me if it were in my walls what would I do

Eggchan whispers to you: I told them minute would slime them out

-@eggchan-uu

Wemmbu whispers to you: bro they found you gl

Wemmbu whispers to you: r u still in solitary or

// @3ggchan-uu u spelled your tag wrong buddy /LH

[3ggchan-uu]

Eggchan whispers to you: im still in here dawg

Eggchan whispers to you: im scared bro

Eggchan whispers to you: do they bring food im lowk running out

[3ggchan-uu]

If you were to, hypothetically of course, find me in your walls, what would you do?

I think that minute would probably slime you out before id find you so probably nothing

[3ggchan-uu]

Wemmbu whispers to you: ??? Wemmbu whispers to you: invis knight?? like me?? Wemmbu whispers to you: i mean we had a truce thingy so idk what theyre talkin bout

— @thoughnothingwilleversatisfy

Eggchan whispers to you: Thats what you're called?

Eggchan whispers to you: dang bruh thats a tuff ahh name

Eggchan whispers to you: im being transferred somewhere

Eggchan whispers to you: I think its solitary

Eggchan whispers to you: I hope that the voices dont come for me too

Eggchan whispers to you: wish me luck gang

[3ggchan-uu]

Wemmbu whispers to you: idk bro Wemmbu whispers to you: they just talk to me Wemmbu whispers to you: they like. call themselves anons or sumn

Wemmbu whispers to you: i think im going crazy honestly Wemmbu whispers to you: how did boosfer go missing though?? did you hear anything from the guards

— @thoughnothingwilleversatisfy

Eggchan whispers to you: thats insane bro I hope they dont come for me too

Eggchan whispers to you: idk they keep mentioning how the invisible knight and boosfer had beef before he went missing

Eggchan whispers to you: they think the invisible knight killed him or kidnapped him for ransom

[3ggchan-uu]

Wemmbu whispers to you: of course they did oh my god Wemmbu whispers to you: boosfer?? well i havent seen anyone Wemmbu whispers to you: ive been hearing people though

— @thoughnothingwilleversatisfy

Eggchan whispers to you: Who?

Eggchan whispers to you: The only people that i know are missing are you and boosfer, though I have heard some new players being mentioned

[3ggchan-uu]

Wemmbu whispers to you: BRO WHAT Wemmbu whispers to you: okay well are the pirates still okay Wemmbu whispers to you: like has Lettuce attacked yet

Wemmbu whispers to you: cuz like im lowkey stuck in the void between space and time i think

— @thoughnothingwilleversatisfy

Eggchan whispers to you: They got me gang

Eggchan whispers to you: Currently in law custody "afk" to message you rn

Eggchan whispers to you: is there anyone else with you? According to what the guards are saying both you and boosfer have gone missing

[3ggchan-uu]

Wemmbu whispers to you: uh Wemmbu whispers to you: is none an option Wemmbu whispers to you: i literally don’t know where i am Wemmbu whispers to you: like do you remember when i disappeared while talking to jaden

— @thoughnothingwilleversatisfy

Eggchan whispers to you: I remember you guys talking but you were taking too long so I just started fishing and tuned you both out

Eggchan whispers to you: mb gang

[3ggchan-uu]

Wemmbu whispers to you: uh Wemmbu whispers to you: i think the coords are broken bro Wemmbu whispers to you: like remember how in the farlands it reset Wemmbu whispers to you: its like that again except it just says 0, 0

— @thoughnothingwilleversatisfy

Eggchan whispers to you: Ah yes, I remember that well

Eggchan whispers to you: what kind of biome are you in?

[3ggchan-uu]

Wemmbu whispers to you: bro Wemmbu whispers to you: i’ve been trying to reach you for FOREVER Wemmbu whispers to you: i think im in hell

— @thoughnothingwilleversatisfy

Eggchan whispers to you: me too bro have you seen my book anywhere? I think I lost it

Eggchan whispers to you: what are your coords?