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for the love of food and flatmateship

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Emotions were not needed for that sentence. So I turned them off.

German friend prioritises his emotions well

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Dear Professor, You may remember me from such failures as "Undergraduate Degree". I am writing to you because I think you have the best genes in town. My genes are poor in comparison. But not that poor because otherwise you wouldn't refer them to anyone, and I am hoping you will. Kind regards

Writing to your tutor a year later for a reference is never not going to be awkward

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What do you call a group of fit hot men?" "An orgy

Skype conversations across continents

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Such a lovely jacket. This'll see me out

Drunk shopping grandmar is already making plans for her funeral

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What a lovely photo candid photo, it captured your hair so well. Such a shame about the bags under your eyes and cross eyed teeth.

Graduation has been and the drunk grandmar has begun reviewing the photos

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You can always find a reason not to go to the gym. You're tired from exams that you finished a month ago ...thats still usable.

The Honourable Flatmate and her never ending list of reasons not to Gym 💪💪

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Customer: "Excuse me. Where can I find the toilets?" F: "Just around the back there." C: "Thanks." F: "Enjoy you... crapbaskets"

Dumb shit flatmate says as a waitress

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Bitch please we ew naturale

No yeast in our sourdough starter

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A: What would you do if you accidentally but-dialled Putin? B: Get rid of the phone. A: Get rid of it? Destroying it and moving to a desert island might not be enough. B: What if he answers and your farted? A: I like how we’re assuming we have Putins number. B: I like that we’re assuming we’d have it AND manage to but-dial it.

Flatmates tend to go off on a tangent when discussing politics

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My body was like thanks for feeding me inappropriate amounts of inappropriate food at inappropriate times. Now sleep my princess so I did

Post 10pm donner meal pig out

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There's no later in BURRITO is there. There only now in BURRI(now)TO

Bring out the pulled pork!

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I don't know. I am not sure if what I answered was what the question was asking

Capturing the essence of literally every exam

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So I was a bit witty writing my exam. At the end of every paragraph I just said 'Is this the end of the sporulation?Nooo there's further levels of redundancy'. Well. Yeah, thinking about it now, it might not have been the best idea...

Flatmate aces exam.

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You know sometimes… When you just can… We have such short attention spans, I couldn’t even finish those two sentences!

Flatmates add more things to the long list of incomplete clutter (via 3girls1flat)

Honestly one of the most mentally and spiritually aware things that I've said

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You know sometimes… When you just can… We have such short attention spans, I couldn’t even finish those two sentences!

Flatmates add more things to the long list of incomplete clutter

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It's my man Ice Box

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I’m all for equality, but I really think we need to flip it over and toast the other side

Early mornings are hard in this household