THE OFFICE OF THE GRAND HIGHBLOOD

[aroguishdemeanor]

testng

[aroguishdemeanor]

ooooooohhhhhh i gotcha ur one of THOSE.

so female-desnigated troll……. is ne0fy73 ur name or rank? i no how u guys are with that kindsa thing in your super fancy an superioerorer to ours culture.

[3t3rn4ln3ophyt3]

N3OPHYT3 1S MY R4NK

MY N4M3 1S R3DGL4R3

1 4M 4N 4LT3RN14N L3G1SL4C3R4TOR

YOU H4V3 NOT TOLD M3 HOW YOU 1D3NT1FY

TH4NK YOU FOR 4CKNOWL3DG1NG TH4T OUR CULTUR3 1S SUP3R1OR TO YOURS >:]

[aroguishdemeanor]

redglare hottttt i like it ;)

so yeah m,y name is roxy n my rank is FUCKIN HECKA ROCKURFACE, whcich is a kinda thing we huumans can totes be.

but i bett you already knew allllllll aboout it rite redsy? or i donno youre a l3g15l4c3r470r which is probs some kinda bigtime haxx0r shit rite? maybe u dont have time to be checkin up on earthlings all the tiem.

[3t3rn4ln3ophyt3]

1 H4V3 4BSOLUT3LY NO 1D34 WH4T YOUR3 T4LK1NG 4BOUT TO B3 HON3ST

BUT YOUR3 R1GHT 1 DONT CH3CK UP ON HUM4NS V3RY OFT3N

YOUR BLOOD 1S 1NSUFF1C13NT FOR TH3 MUR4LS SO 1 T3ND TO FOCUS ON CULL1NG TROLLS 1NST34D

[rainbowappreciator-blog]

yes like you should be right now

INSTEAD OF WASTING COMPANY TIME TALKING TO SPELLING DEPRIVED WIGGLERS

back to your station, neophyte

[2scarsandawwink-blog]

[snip]

[rainbowappreciator-blog]

i despise you too

WE ALL KNOW THAT YOU TURNED MINDFANG IN BECAUSE YOU WERE JEALOUS OF HER QUADRANT CORNERS

and expecting a subjugglator not to cull you when they’re out of purple is like expecting us not to die in an apocalyptic honkfest at the end of all days

THAT IS TO SAY, LACKING EVEN THE VESTIGES OF COMMON SENSE THAT I HAD PREVIOUSLY FOOLISHLY EXPECTED OF YOU.

i have a hate for you that is more than air, or breath, or soul.

MY HATE FOR YOU EXTENDS BEYOND THE BREADTH OF TIME AND SPACE ITSELF.

i will burn the heart out of you.

<3<

[2scarsandawwink-blog]

havvent i been ovver this before she wwas goin ta sell me out first an wwhy wwould i care about her quadrants anywway (not that she wwas any good at fillin the rest a them)

but wwhatevver you can sea it that wway if you wwanna

an subjugglator or not my bloods higher than yours wwhat givves you the right ta go spillin it evverywwhere tell me that

wwhale guess wwhat i hate you more than theres stars in any sky an deeper than the darkest depths a the ocean an more powwerful than the strongest and fastest current

an one a these days im goin ta drag you dowwn under the wwater an drowwn you

im goin ta bet the sharksll find you reel tasty

…<3<

[rainbowappreciator-blog]

what have you done  WHAT HAVE YOU EVER DONE to justify your high blood? YOU'RE JUST ANOTHER DILETTANTE NOBLE WASTING THEIR CONTEMPTIBLY SMALL AMOUNT OF TALENT WITH WORTHLESS PURSUITS sapping the empire that sustains you AND YOU CAN'T EVEN DO THAT PROPERLY and i am going to find you and i will prosecute you to the full extent of alternian law MYSELF consider it a favor NOT MANY PEOPLE HAVE THE HONOR OF DYING FOR THE SUBJUGGLATORS TWICE. 

[2scarsandawwink-blog]

wwhat kind a immature arguments are goin on here

an you call yourselvves adults i mean reely

[rainbowappreciator-blog]

oh, i didn’t know you’d be home this early

IT’S NOT WHAT YOU THINK

he was mocking the holiest of holies, i had to retaliate

[2scarsandawwink-blog]

wwhat you couldnt a been the adult an let it go vvery professional a you jus sayin

[rainbowappreciator-blog]

no i could not LET IT GO

i should have known that you can’t understand anything as sacred as the great spirit faygo

YOU CAN’T EVEN HATE RIGHT, NO WONDER YOU CAN’T UNDERSTAND HIGHER EMOTIONS.

[2scarsandawwink-blog]

excuse me wwhat

i came ta you with perfectly good intel on mindfang

i told you everyfin i kneww evven the stuff i wwas nevver gonna tell anyone an you killed me fer no good reason

an then you wwent an insulted me an my pants (wwhich are perfectly fishionable not that i expect you ta knoww anyfin about that)

an noww this

wwho wwouldnt completely despise evveryfin you are

especially me after all a evveryfin youvve said

i hate you more than ivve hated anyone else evver

evven mindfang

[rainbowappreciator-blog]

i despise you too

WE ALL KNOW THAT YOU TURNED MINDFANG IN BECAUSE YOU WERE JEALOUS OF HER QUADRANT CORNERS

and expecting a subjugglator not to cull you when they're out of purple is like expecting us not to die in an apocalyptic honkfest at the end of all days

THAT IS TO SAY, LACKING EVEN THE VESTIGES OF COMMON SENSE THAT I HAD PREVIOUSLY FOOLISHLY EXPECTED OF YOU.

i have a hate for you that is more than air, or breath, or soul.

MY HATE FOR YOU EXTENDS BEYOND THE BREADTH OF TIME AND SPACE ITSELF.

i will burn the heart out of you.

<3<

[2scarsandawwink-blog]

wwhat kind a immature arguments are goin on here

an you call yourselvves adults i mean reely

[rainbowappreciator-blog]

oh, i didn’t know you’d be home this early

IT’S NOT WHAT YOU THINK

he was mocking the holiest of holies, i had to retaliate

[2scarsandawwink-blog]

wwhat you couldnt a been the adult an let it go vvery professional a you jus sayin

[rainbowappreciator-blog]

no i could not LET IT GO

i should have known that you can't understand anything as sacred as the great spirit faygo

YOU CAN'T EVEN HATE RIGHT, NO WONDER YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND HIGHER EMOTIONS.

[2scarsandawwink-blog]

wwhat kind a immature arguments are goin on here

an you call yourselvves adults i mean reely

[rainbowappreciator-blog]

oh, i didn't know you'd be home this early

IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK

he was mocking the holiest of holies, i had to retaliate

[internetgeek]

[rainbowappreciator-blog]

SIGNLESS AND FABULOUS: rainbowappreciator: righteouspaps: rainbowappreciator:…

righteouspaps:

IF YOU FIND SHOOSHPAPPING SO LAUGHABLE, YOU HAVE CLEARLY FORGOTTEN HOW POWERFUL A PROPER PAPPING CAN BE. BUT NO, I MEAN TO TAKE A MUCH STRONGER STANCE. SOMETHING LIKE THIS.

[rainbowappreciator-blog]

at least i have a moirail signless

OR WHAT, DID YOU GUARDIAN DO THAT TOO?

do you think that you can handle the music video of my people?

[righteouspaps]

OF COURSE SHE WASN’T MY MOIRAIL. WE WEREN’T IN A QUADRANT AT ALL.

PAH, YOU CALL THAT A MUSIC VIDEO?

[rainbowappreciator-blog]

i thought that you said that you pitied her

HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE MOST HOLY VIDEO OF THE SUBJUGGLATORS. 

can you withstand….this?

[righteouspaps]

I MOST CERTAINLY DID NOT. I PITIED ANOTHER, AND HAD PALE FEELINGS FOR SOMEONE ELSE, ONCE…

DID YOU TRULY THINK THAT I WOULD WITHHOLD MY MOCKERY FROM YOUR VIDEO WHEN I HAVE DEDICATED MY LIFE TO DESTROYING YOU AND YOUR ILK?

IN RETURN, HERE IS A SONG I LEARNED DURING MY JOURNEYS ACROSS THE PLANET.

[rainbowappreciator-blog]

like i care about your quadrants

WE'VE SEEN HOW WELL THAT WORKED, NAMELESS.

that video is as inferior as this planet, if such a thing can be believed.

TEN HOURS? REALLY? 

here, educate yourself on the mysteries.

[3t3rn4ln3ophyt3]

OH M1RTHFUL M3SS14HS 1 4M SO CONFL1CT3D R1GHT NOW

[rainbowappreciator-blog]

neophyte, what’s wrong?

DO YOU WANT ME TO CULL SOMEBODY FOR YOU?

[3t3rn4ln3ophyt3]

#is it the fish? #PLEASE SAY IT’S THE FISH

NO S1R 1T 1S NOT TH3 F1SH

1 PROM1S3 1 W1LL T3LL YOU 1F 1 3V3R W4NT YOU TO CULL 3R1D4N

1 TH1NK MY CURR3NT CONFL1CT 1S SOM3TH1NG 1 SHOULD SORT OUT FOR MYS3LF

OR 4T L34ST NOT 1N TH1S PUBL1C FORUM

BUT TH4NK YOU FOR B31NG CONC3RN3D

[rainbowappreciator-blog]

N3OPHYT3 R3DGL4R3

neophyte i think that at this stage in our relationship you can call me the highblood

BUT AS YOUR MOIRAIL I WILL BE HERE TO HELP YOU WITH ANY OF YOUR PROBLEMS

just especially the ones that involve culling overgrown sea trolls.

[3t3rn4ln3ophyt3]

1-

TH4T W1LL T4K3 SOM3 4DJUSTM3NT

H1GHBLOOD

TH4NK YOU

1TS GOOD TO H4V3 4 MO1R41L 1SNT 1T?

1 R3GR3T TH4T 1 4M NOT Y3T 3X4SP3R4T3D 3NOUGH W1TH 3R1D4N TO W4NT H1M D34D

1 KNOW TH4T WOULD M4K3 YOU H4PPY >:]

[rainbowappreciator-blog]

PALE AS BONES

sealed unto the Vast Honk, when of course we will all be judged as sinners and unmercifully slaughtered, amen

YOU ARE ONE OF THE TWO PEOPLE ON THIS PLANET THAT I TRUST, NEOPHYTE, AND I WON'T CULL THE FISHY BOY, NO MATTER MY OWN PERSONAL PLATONIC HATRED, IF HE TRULY MAKES YOU ANGRY.

<>

[rainbowappreciator-blog]

sassiestsummoner started following you

righteouspaps:

#and righteous leggings are so one thousand sweeps ago

[righteouspaps]

INSULT ME ALL YOU LIKE, BUT LEAVE THE LEGGINGS OUT OF THIS.

[rainbowappreciator-blog]

what’s a guardian?

OR IS IT ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR FAKEY-FAKE PARADISE PLANET MADE UP THINGS, LIKE “FRIENDS”?

anyway, you can’t wear leggings as pants, that’s rule number one.

[righteouspaps]

OH HELL NO.

YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT THE DOLOROSA OR HER FASHION SENSE THAT WAY. APOLOGIZE, OR I WILL BE REQUIRED TO TAKE DRASTIC ACTION.

[rainbowappreciator-blog]

SIGNLESS AND FABULOUS: rainbowappreciator: righteouspaps: rainbowappreciator:…

or what, signless?

YOU’LL SHOOSHPAP ME?

oh, wait, you couldn’t even do that much, could you?

I’LL THINK I’LL TALK ANY WAY I PLEASE ABOUT YOUR JADE-BLOOD LUSUS WANNABE.

[righteouspaps]

IF YOU FIND SHOOSHPAPPING SO LAUGHABLE, YOU HAVE CLEARLY FORGOTTEN HOW POWERFUL A PROPER PAPPING CAN BE.

BUT NO, I MEAN TO TAKE A MUCH STRONGER STANCE. SOMETHING LIKE THIS.

[rainbowappreciator-blog]

at least i have a moirail signless

OR WHAT, DID YOU GUARDIAN DO THAT TOO?

do you think that you can handle the music video of my people?

[righteouspaps]

OF COURSE SHE WASN’T MY MOIRAIL. WE WEREN’T IN A QUADRANT AT ALL.

PAH, YOU CALL THAT A MUSIC VIDEO?

[rainbowappreciator-blog]

i thought that you said that you pitied her

HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE MOST HOLY VIDEO OF THE SUBJUGGLATORS. 

can you withstand....this?

[rainbowappreciator-blog]

sassiestsummoner started following you

righteouspaps:

#and righteous leggings are so one thousand sweeps ago

[righteouspaps]

INSULT ME ALL YOU LIKE, BUT LEAVE THE LEGGINGS OUT OF THIS.

[rainbowappreciator-blog]

what’s a guardian?

OR IS IT ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR FAKEY-FAKE PARADISE PLANET MADE UP THINGS, LIKE “FRIENDS”?

anyway, you can’t wear leggings as pants, that’s rule number one.

[righteouspaps]

OH HELL NO.

YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT THE DOLOROSA OR HER FASHION SENSE THAT WAY. APOLOGIZE, OR I WILL BE REQUIRED TO TAKE DRASTIC ACTION.

[rainbowappreciator-blog]

SIGNLESS AND FABULOUS: rainbowappreciator: righteouspaps: rainbowappreciator:…

or what, signless?

YOU’LL SHOOSHPAP ME?

oh, wait, you couldn’t even do that much, could you?

I’LL THINK I’LL TALK ANY WAY I PLEASE ABOUT YOUR JADE-BLOOD LUSUS WANNABE.

[righteouspaps]

IF YOU FIND SHOOSHPAPPING SO LAUGHABLE, YOU HAVE CLEARLY FORGOTTEN HOW POWERFUL A PROPER PAPPING CAN BE.

BUT NO, I MEAN TO TAKE A MUCH STRONGER STANCE. SOMETHING LIKE THIS.

[rainbowappreciator-blog]

at least i have a moirail signless

OR WHAT, DID YOU GUARDIAN DO THAT TOO?

do you think that you can handle the music video of my people?

[3t3rn4ln3ophyt3]

OH M1RTHFUL M3SS14HS 1 4M SO CONFL1CT3D R1GHT NOW

[rainbowappreciator-blog]

neophyte, what’s wrong?

DO YOU WANT ME TO CULL SOMEBODY FOR YOU?

[3t3rn4ln3ophyt3]

#is it the fish? #PLEASE SAY IT’S THE FISH

NO S1R 1T 1S NOT TH3 F1SH

1 PROM1S3 1 W1LL T3LL YOU 1F 1 3V3R W4NT YOU TO CULL 3R1D4N

1 TH1NK MY CURR3NT CONFL1CT 1S SOM3TH1NG 1 SHOULD SORT OUT FOR MYS3LF

OR 4T L34ST NOT 1N TH1S PUBL1C FORUM

BUT TH4NK YOU FOR B31NG CONC3RN3D

[rainbowappreciator-blog]

neophyte i think that at this stage in our relationship you can call me the highblood

BUT AS YOUR MOIRAIL I WILL BE HERE TO HELP YOU WITH ANY OF YOUR PROBLEMS

just especially the ones that involve culling overgrown sea trolls.

[3t3rn4ln3ophyt3]

OH M1RTHFUL M3SS14HS 1 4M SO CONFL1CT3D R1GHT NOW

[rainbowappreciator-blog]

neophyte, what's wrong?

DO YOU WANT ME TO CULL SOMEBODY FOR YOU?

[internetgeek]

[rainbowappreciator-blog]

sassiestsummoner started following you

righteouspaps:

some people call me the grand highblood

SOME CALL ME THEIR LAST HOPE, THE HONK PROPHET, THE BEARER OF THE CLUBS, THE FINAL JUDGE

they whisper my names in the culling pavilions and bereft quadrantmates shout it to the stars

WOULD I REALLY SHARE THE NAME OF A PSYCULLOGIST AND HIS WOOFBEASTS?

[righteouspaps]

#and righteous leggings are so one thousand sweeps ago

INSULT ME ALL YOU LIKE, BUT LEAVE THE LEGGINGS OUT OF THIS.

[rainbowappreciator-blog]

what’s a guardian?

OR IS IT ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR FAKEY-FAKE PARADISE PLANET MADE UP THINGS, LIKE “FRIENDS”?

anyway, you can’t wear leggings as pants, that’s rule number one.

[righteouspaps]

OH HELL NO.

YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT THE DOLOROSA OR HER FASHION SENSE THAT WAY. APOLOGIZE, OR I WILL BE REQUIRED TO TAKE DRASTIC ACTION.

[rainbowappreciator-blog]

or what, signless?

YOU'LL SHOOSHPAP ME?

oh, wait, you couldn't even do that much, could you?

I'LL THINK I'LL TALK ANY WAY I PLEASE ABOUT YOUR JADE-BLOOD LUSUS WANNABE.

[internetgeek]

[snip]

[rainbowappreciator-blog]

sassiestsummoner started following you

some people call me the grand highblood

SOME CALL ME THEIR LAST HOPE, THE HONK PROPHET, THE BEARER OF THE CLUBS, THE FINAL JUDGE

they whisper my names in the culling pavilions and bereft quadrantmates shout it to the stars

WOULD I REALLY SHARE THE NAME OF A PSYCULLOGIST AND HIS WOOFBEASTS?

[righteouspaps]

#and righteous leggings are so one thousand sweeps ago

INSULT ME ALL YOU LIKE, BUT LEAVE THE LEGGINGS OUT OF THIS.

[rainbowappreciator-blog]

what's a guardian?

OR IS IT ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR FAKEY-FAKE PARADISE PLANET MADE UP THINGS, LIKE "FRIENDS"?

anyway, you can't wear leggings as pants, that's rule number one.

[internetgeek]

[sassiestsummoner-blog-blog]

gLAD TO HEAR IT,

wELL, i HAVE A MATESPRIT (✓) NOW,

[internetgeek]

that’2 good two hear. who ii2 iit?

[sassiestsummoner-blog-blog]

iVAN, }:D

[rainbowappreciator-blog]

summoner i have told you this a million messiahaccursed times

I HAVE NO NAME BUT REVENGE

and why are you even talking to these miserable failed revolutionaries anyway?

THEY ARE WORKING AGAINST THE GOVERNMENT AND THE GOVERNMENT IS ME.

you pathetic wreck. <3 (✓)

[righteouspaps]

IVAN, NOBODY CALLS YOU “REVENGE”.

[rainbowappreciator-blog]

some people call me the grand highblood

SOME CALL ME THEIR LAST HOPE, THE HONK PROPHET, THE BEARER OF THE CLUBS, THE FINAL JUDGE

they whisper my names in the culling pavilions and bereft quadrantmates shout it to the stars

WOULD I REALLY SHARE THE NAME OF A PSYCULLOGIST AND HIS WOOFBEASTS?

[sassiestsummoner-blog-blog]

i HAVE RECENTLY HEARD OF A HUMAN CONCEPT CALLED “cHRISTMAS”, sIMILAR TO TROLLMAS, bUT WITH LESS KILLING, 

sO I HAVE DRESSED UP ACCORDINGLY AS YOU CAN SEE FROM MY ICON,

}:D

[rainbowappreciator-blog]

summoner i should have known only you are capable of such heights of frivolity

CHANGE THIS BACK AT ONCE.

[internetgeek]

sassiestsummoner started following you

[sassiestsummoner-blog-blog]

gLAD TO HEAR IT,

wELL, i HAVE A MATESPRIT (✓) NOW,

[internetgeek]

that’2 good two hear. who ii2 iit?

[sassiestsummoner-blog-blog]

iVAN, }:D

[rainbowappreciator-blog]

summoner i have told you this a million messiahaccursed times

I HAVE NO NAME BUT REVENGE

and why are you even talking to these miserable failed revolutionaries anyway?

THEY ARE WORKING AGAINST THE GOVERNMENT AND THE GOVERNMENT IS ME.

you pathetic wreck. <3 (✓)

[rainbowappreciator-blog]

dualscar IF YOU VALUE YOUR HATEFUL WASTE OF A LIFE, SHOW UP AT MY HIVESTEM AT SIX SHARP try not to wear anything overly hideous, if that's even possible for you  <3<