Hell is Hell, and War is War

And of the Two, War is a Lot Worse. There are no innocent bystanders in Hell, War is chock full of them Indie MAS*H Multimuse sideblog to bramvanbrunt

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[40mash77]

coca-colonial:

As luck would have it, Daniel was actually unoccupied at the moment, simply taking a moment to relax before returning to any sort of work duty when the call over the comm. Brother? That could be Bradley reporting in, but an impatient caller did not sound like him. At least, unless it was quite urgent-

Did something horrible happen to keep J.R. from reappearing on the radar? Surely not, the man was far too stubborn to drop off for good, wasn’t he? Or maybe not-

He wasted no time putting distance between points A and B and getting to see Radar- “What’s happened, is it Bradley?” A normally stoic man with genuine concern on his face was sure to be a startling sight. “Is anyone hurt?”

“Oh, uh, he’s coming. He’s here.” Radar quickly spoke into the phone and stood up holding it out for the surgeon. When it wasn’t taken he tried to not let his disapointment show, and then was spurred into action by the open fear and distress on the man’s face.

Admiral King never looked so....afraid. He did his job, he moved on. Rarely socialized or engaged most of the others in conversation, even the officers. Though Radar had noticed that he kept close to one of the other medical officers. “I don’t believe so.” Was the answer, but just to confirm it, Radar got back on the line with the man. “Is this Bradley?” He asked, and immediately had to jerk the phone away again. “No, Sir. I believe he saw him recently though. He sounds angry.” 

Once the line had quieted down the second question was voiced. “No, nobody’s hurt. Although, he did add ‘yet’ to the end.”

[40mash77]

Rarely did incoming calls have someone all the way back home in the States on the other end. Even more rare was that person drunk. Not slightly intoxicated, flat drunk. The operator had choice words for the company clerk of the 4077, who’s face was beginning to turn shades of red even before the call was connected.

“MASH 4077.” Radar greeted in his best polite tone. He quickly held the receiver out away from his ear with a wince. “Uh, Sir I can’t- “ more drunken sputtering sounded and he had to remove it again. “Sir if you just - I can’t - you want who?” The poor clerk switched the receiver over to his other hand, then propped it against his shoulder so he could try to write down what was being said. “I’m sorry Sir, we don’t have anyone here named That Bastard.” 

Wrong thing to say apparently as that just prompted the guy on the other end to get louder. Finally, finally he got a name. “Yes sir, yes. I’ll page him.” Radar thumbed on the loudspeaker “Um Admiral King pleas come to the phone. Your brother is on the line and he’s not patient.” 

@coca-colonial

[40mash77]

❝ Look, I might be the only guy in here who’s actually killed a man.❞ (Hogan for Hawkeye?)

“News flash Colonel, this is an Army hospital, there’s a lot of boys coming through here who’ve had to kill someone.” A beat later he rounded back on the man and added snappily, “Not that it’s anything to be proud of.”

@colpapabear

[vaememes]

✦      THAT    70′S     SHOW    PROMPTS     !    

*  A VARIETY & MIXTURE OF THAT 70S SHOW PROMPTS,  CHANGE PRONOUNS AS NEEDED / FITTING .

❝ I believe that everyone’s political opinion is valid and worth hearing. ❞

❝ Tell me, what do you consider your best quality? ❞

❝ Doesn’t pretty much everything make us horny? ❞

❝ It’s like bad things always happen to me, like I have bad luck or something. ❞

❝ Responsible people don’t go around getting their nipples twisted. ❞

❝ Look, I might be the only guy in here who’s actually killed a man. ❞

❝ The bridge of the nose, it’s very vulnerable. ❞

❝ Gentlemen, we have finally done it. A pot leaf on the water tower! ❞

❝ It doesn’t look like a pot leaf. . ❞

❝ What’re you gonna put on your resume? “Dumbass”? ❞

❝ I’m not afraid of anything and I’m going! ❞

❝ Excuse me, [NAME], when exactly did you lose your soul? ❞

❝ Well, you know, on the way to the market, I tried to run over a cat. ❞

❝ I know, it’s difficult to hear with your head up your ass. ❞

❝ Do you remember how angry he got when I didn’t rake the yard?  ❞

❝ I’ve thrown a lot of rocks at kids with lemonade stands…  ❞

❝ Okay, you know what? Let’s just turn that Redneck Mother song back on! ❞

❝ Well, I just, I have never been a breakfast person. . ❞

❝ Is there anything in your book about not insulting my father? ❞

❝ You mean to tell me this whole time you could have been buying us beer?! ❞

❝ And if I had a beer, I’d be getting over it right now. ❞

❝ Well, one thing I’m thinkin’ - I’ve gotta stop watchin’ the damn soaps. ❞

❝ Just like that? You don’t need to interview anyone else? ❞

❝ You mean that girl who spent last night in my bed? ❞

❝ How stupid do you think I am? We know what you were doing in the car. ❞

❝ I don’t wanna live with this lying anymore. ❞

❝ Okay. So, do you wanna go up to my room and have sex? ❞

❝ You know what I’d like, though? Just one last goodbye kiss. ❞

❝ So, did you kiss her? ‘Cause I’ll kill you if you kissed her. ❞

❝ No, I didn’t want to kiss her. I wanted to hand her a napkin…  ❞

❝ There was not a moment when she didn’t have a face full of food. I was disgusted. ❞

❝ What are you talking about, loser? ❞

❝ Well, I know some stuff about you, little lady. ❞

❝ We will never be friends. We’ll be more than friends. Because now I love you! ❞

❝ God, I can’t believe it, someone’s nasty butt is in my picture. ❞

❝ Oh man, I can’t tell who it is, I wish we had a magnifying glass. ❞

❝ You’re all cheering away and all the time you’re getting mooned, yeah! ❞

❝ I’m cracking down. And I’m cracking down hard! ❞

❝ Did you ever see the one where I hated living here? ❞

❝ You keep a stack of dirty magazines under your bed? ❞

❝ Why do you have these down here? ❞

❝ Why do you need them? Aren’t I enough? ❞

❝ You know what? I don’t wanna know bout the whatnot. I’m outta here. ❞

❝ You can’t kill me like you killed [NAME], you big doofy! ❞

❝ Oh, well I guess that explains the giant knife, the guts all over your apron. ❞

❝ I would strongly encourage you to go to anger management classes. ❞

❝ That sounds like it could be kind of fun, right? ❞

❝ Hey, next time you fool around with someone else’s boyfriend, why don’t you take your panties when you’re done?! ❞

❝ So these are some other girl’s panties?! ❞

❝ Last night? But I was drunk. Why can’t you do it? ❞

❝ In fact, I bought you that belt. So hand it over. And the shirt too. ❞

❝ One time I told her that she looked pretty when really she looked pretty skanky. ❞

❝ I told you again and again, I have no interest in you and you don’t have a chance. ❞

❝ I’m gonna explain my feelings to you through a highly disciplined form of Japanese poetry: Haiku. ❞

❝ Wait! Did you just say that you’re interested in me and that I have a chance? ❞

❝ That’s your own brain comprehending it’s own stupidity. ❞

❝ What kind of man leaves a bunch of kids alone with a keg? ❞

❝ God, we are such a… perfect couple. ❞

❝ But now, I have found my passion: Hair! ❞

❝ This isn’t something you do through the mail, is it? ❞

❝ Are you having fun? ❞

❝ I’m so glad you’re my study partner. Because you make learning fun. ❞

❝ Okay, well, no more study breaks. We have to get this report done. ❞

❝ I have never dined and dashed, and I’m not about to start now. ❞

❝ Did you ever wonder why I was running to the car? ❞

❝ Special brownies… Like the special kind of special? ❞

❝ I don’t think those were special brownies, man. ❞

❝ So, you’re saying that [NAME] and I will be okay? ❞

❝ While we were getting beat up, I think I got to second base.  ❞

❝ A promise ring is not only a gift from the heart, but it also means more sex and less mouthin’ off. ❞

❝ Are you breaking up with me? ❞

❝ So, you’re an angel, right? Is there any thing you can do to help me? ❞

❝ ‘Hey’? Is that all you have to say to me? ❞

❝ So, what, you’re like, kicking me out? … Wow. Okay then. Bye. ❞

❝ Well, if you’re kicking her out, then you’re kicking me out. ❞

❝ It’s not like head cheerleader’s always the most talented but in my case, it’s true. ❞

❝ You’re supposed to pick just one…to love, not nail. Love. ❞

❝ I finally get to drive it? Wow! Okay, uh, where does the key go? ❞

❝ I think whatever you’re on I’ll take two of em! ❞

❝ Okay boys lights out and no staying up til 8:30 giving each other hugs! ❞    

❝ I don’t think I can be with you anymore. I want to break up.. ❞    

❝ Oh, good God. You kids switch partners more than square dancers! ❞    

❝ No, it’s not what you think. We’re not together. ❞  

❝ You cannot expect me to believe that you never went through menopause. ❞    

❝ I’ve always been quite health-conscious. I told you to eat more vegetables! ❞    

❝ Well, I think this whole room is a great example of bad taste. ❞    

❝ There’s nothing any of us can do. We’re all screwed. ❞    

❝ I know these past few weeks have been hard on you, hard on all of us really. ❞    

❝ Well I was just saying that, I’m getting married! ❞    

❝ I don’t think this situation calls for camouflage, [NAME]. ❞    

❝ Would you please go put some pants on? This is where I eat. ❞    

❝ Well what idiot leaves a Lego set right in front of the door? ❞    

❝ You didn’t want me to make a scene? You didn’t want me to make a scene!  ❞    

❝ Hey, maybe, maybe the dream continued and we went to find some girls? ❞    

❝ Let’s get you happy kids hitched as soon as possible! Like next week! ❞    

❝ I haven’t shenaniganned in six years. I’ve hooliganned, I’ve no-good-nicked, I’ve ne'er-do-welled. ❞  

❝ That’s a burn about a burn, that’s a second-degree burn. ❞