Howdy Pardner

[calebharrisun]

hey woody’s, did i miss any of ya?

[crookedlyhopefulcheesecake]

Missed one, Pardner

[leatherraunchpig]

Missed one, Pardner

[kamerad1023]

Missed one, Pardner

[white-wolf785]

Missed one, Pardner

[spahnranch]

Missed one, Pardner

[deathbemydignity]

Missed one, Pardner

[soul-of-a-poet]

Missed one, Pardner

[dy1ank1ebo1d]

Missed one, Pardner

[420-columbine-it]

Missed one, Pardner

[jestersexual]

i know one of the sheriffs that protect this town would never do this, theyre loyal crime fighting pardners, but.  what if a woody blog became a nazi/pedo/etc blog. would the woodys turn on him. could a woody get woody’d

[figlias]

We’d have to turn them in to Sheriff Woodysroundup I Reckon!

[420-columbine-it]

We’d have to turn them in to Sheriff Woodysroundup I Reckon!

[beauyahsa]

This woody collective shit is soooo funny I laugh everytime I see the icon

[woodysroundup]

On becoming a sheriff

Howdy folks! This here’s Sheriff Woody, but you can just call me Woody! I’m part of the roundup gang, with Jessie, Bullseye, and Stinky Pete! Not to mention, tons of other pardners joined the gang, and at a rapid fire pace too, YEEE HAW!.

Now some of y'all may be wondering, what does it take to become part of the roundup gang? How does one become a sheriff? That I will tell step by step:

Be on the lookout for some bandits and varmints. You could find em through seein them say real nasty stuff. To know who’s a bandit or varmint, come in contact with me, the Sheriff.

Now from here, go right ahead and check if they passed on from this big blue Wild West. Doin that simply takes a hoverin over their name, and if you see a “Deactivated”, that’s your cue to ride like the wind to the scene!

Now, a “Deactivated” could mean two things. One of em means that they’ve already been taken care of, so their hollow corpse can’t be used tor feasting. Another means that they simply passed on and deleted. And if they went n deleted, well, you know what you gotta do!

Claim your prize and set your theme up! Leave everything at its defaults besides the title, which should be changed to “Howdy Pardner”, and the icon to this:

Thank you all, and always remember….YERMA FAVRITE DEPUTEE

[death2017-deactivated20170819]

miserable fucking insect. i will end you.

[halleywars]

God you are so fucking unfunny you know that? You think this is cute? It’s fucking gay. It’s fucking gay and I hate you! Maybe if you would confront these ideas that are so scary to you you wouldn’t feel the need to make these shitty unfunny jokes that make me cringe every time I see them and that is saying a lot coming frommebecauseiwatchstevenuniverseandi

[woodysroundup]

Talk smack like that to me again and I’ll fucking maul you

[british-excellence-blog]

Talk smack like that to me again and I’ll fucking maul you

[luciferianblacklight-blog]

Talk smack like that to me again and I’ll fucking maul you

[420-columbine-it]

Talk smack like that to me again and I’ll fucking maul you

[cyanpancake]

[heirdragonair-deactivated201911]

I hope the Woody Collective takes your UGLY LESBOPHOBE ASS!!!!

Honestly, that joke is so bad tbh. It was never funny. And it will never be funny. Papatulus (?) isnt funny.

I made one post complaining about the lipstick lesbian flag and ace exclusion, jesuis.

[funnylime]

i dont know what any of this is about but why did you feel the need to call me not funny too out of the blue

[heirdragonair-deactivated201911]

Its cause i heard from someone that u were running the woody collective, and i personally find that whole thing not funny tbh

[funnylime]

the person who told you was a liar

[tigerthesuperduperpooperfeminist]

We are a mind of our own, pardner.

[crimeland]

We are a mind of our own, pardner.

[deathbemydignity]

We are a mind of our own, pardner.

[soul-of-a-poet]

We are a mind of our own, pardner.

[dy1ank1ebo1d]

We are a mind of our own, pardner.

[420-columbine-it]

We are a mind of our own, pardner.

[lurantis-lura]

The Woody Collective is a modern day Eldritch monster.

Unknowable and incredibly powerful

[skinheadgirl44]

There’s a snake in my boot, pardner

[whyipreferhell]

There’s a snake in my boot, pardner

[420-columbine-it]

There’s a snake in my boot, pardner

[apolloslampoetry]

*sees someone with a woody icon on tumblr* *wipes tear* they got ‘em

[skinheadgirl44]

Howdy Pardner

[crimeland]

Howdy Pardner

[420-columbine-it]

Howdy Pardner

[none-sex-left-gay]

the best part of the woody roundup is you see something like this and Know blood was shed

[sixpenceeeheals]

Howdy Pardnthe elders have risen. He whose eyes glow with no face. He whose blind eyes always watch. He whose eyes spin eternally. There are more to come.

[crimeland]

Boy Howdy!

[deathbemydignity]

Boy Howdy!

[mikerowaev]

Boy Howdy!

[soul-of-a-poet]

Boy Howdy!

[knuckles-for-real-justice]

Boy Howdy!

[soarelthehornyhobbit]

Boy Howdy!

[aldudagga]

Boy Howdy!

[420-columbine-it]

Boy Howdy!

[transmadamegiry-remade-deactiva]

i feel so bad for new tumblr users who have seen popular blogs like memeufacturing in screenshots and they go to these blogs and just

woody

[deej3000]

It’s just like they say. You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself absorbed into the Woody Collective.

[lesbian-cacti]

yeehaw !

[skinheadgirl44]

yeehaw !

[420-columbine-it]

yeehaw !

[crimeland]

I’m Valid?

[deathbemydignity]

I’m Valid?

[soul-of-a-poet]

I’m Valid?

[dy1ank1ebo1d]

I’m Valid?

[420-columbine-it]

I’m Valid?

[thornthrow]

Willing or not, we will all some day be absorbed into the woody collective.

[alpha-tequila-uncle]

Things I look for in a partner:

1: Treats me right 2: Nice taste in clothes 3: Likes westerns 4: Cowboy 5: Is a hivemind

[skinheadgirl44]

Howdy Pardner

[420-columbine-it]

Howdy Pardner

[lord-kitschener]

It’s nice that Woody is doing more about Nazis on this site than staff ever did

[transmanlet-deactivated20170921]

Howdy!

[whyipreferhell]

Howdy!

[dy1ank1ebo1d]

Howdy!

[420-columbine-it]

Howdy!

[birdiesbirdies]

Uhh,,,, Hey Howdy How you doing there…. Pardner

[moupi]

Pardner

[crimeland]

Pardner

[420-columbine-it]

Pardner